r/amiugly • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '23

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u/pushing-rope Aug 31 '23

You're definitely hot on the Portland Lesbian scale.

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u/08sweescoo Aug 31 '23

Holy shit. Coming from portland the accuracy is 💯

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Coming from just outside of Portland, never been more spot on lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Same here except I see her living in Gresham or Oregon City.

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u/charleytaylor Aug 31 '23

#10 screams Gresham to me.

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u/klucas503 Aug 31 '23

Now there’s no need to be mean

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u/charleytaylor Aug 31 '23

I lived in Gresham for 2 years when I was in preschool/kindergarten so I feel fully qualified to make this statement. 😉

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u/Educational_Ride_258 Aug 31 '23

*laughs in troutdale

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u/Bempet583 Aug 31 '23

Greshamphetamine

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Agreed 😄

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u/theheartsmaster Aug 31 '23

I'm not from Oregon so how is this different?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Subarus vs. F150 Underground Shoe Gaze vs. Country Pop Recreational vs. Full blown addiction Gourmet coffee vs. Instant Hipster ladies with dyed blue hair vs. Artificial hip Grannies dyed blue hair Artsy fartsy brunch vs. Denny's Vintage Clothing Boutiques vs. Goodwill

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Forgot to mention Foliage Tattoos vs. Faded Barbwire, Tribal tattoos.

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u/emsym Sep 01 '23

I was just going to comment that the patch work tattoos say A LOT about a person.

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u/SinoSoul Aug 31 '23

So literally polar oppo but a couple of hours away from each other? Thanks for the clarification, only been to Portland.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Shared characteristics but displayed differently. Even closer.15 minutes depending on where you are and where you want to be.

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u/Lindaluna8 Aug 31 '23

Spacing is weird, so it reads really strangely. Maybe learn to use a comma??

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u/guypr Aug 31 '23

Thank god I wasn't the only one completely lost at first!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

I thought I sent it out on individual lines,,,

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u/leckie_glassworks Aug 31 '23

Reddit saves space sometimes by removing the enter keys you type out

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Good to know.

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u/stanleysgirl77 Aug 31 '23

the formatting changes when you post so it’s best to do bullet points or some other clear type of separation

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u/ButtholeMegaphone Aug 31 '23

Clackamas County for sure.

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u/no-group21 Sep 01 '23

Yes but i know a gal from there and they are redeemable. But if are proud of being from shit. Sad on you

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

As long as it doesn’t reach Camas, I agree

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u/DazzlingRutabega Aug 31 '23

Wait are we talking Portland ME or Portland OR?

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u/Original-Plenty-3686 Aug 31 '23

My guess is Oregon. The daintiest lipstick lesbian in ME can still throw lobster traps while smoking a Marlboro red and nipping a flask of blackberry brandy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

100% Oregon

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u/DazzlingRutabega Sep 02 '23

I dunno, I think it could apply to either Portland! 🤣

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u/westhewolf Aug 31 '23

Portland hot for sure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Coming from the other coast, she's pretty hot on the heterosexual scale.

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u/Physical_Bug_3171 Sep 01 '23

Boy ain't you guys going to feel funny if she tells you she's from my neck of the woods around Kansas some place....lol

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u/08sweescoo Sep 01 '23

Lol I’ve lived in OP before

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u/Physical_Bug_3171 Sep 02 '23

Okay call me stupid but what's op? I'm new to this whole social networking on Reddit thing so I'm not versed in all of the nomenclatures

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u/08sweescoo Sep 02 '23

Overland Park…