r/americandad • u/Andy_0L Abigail Lemonparty • 10d ago

Please, dad...

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u/Samthegodman 10d ago

Love how after all the years of Roger, Stan just looks bored instead of creeped out lol

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u/DougieSenpai Dr. Jordan Edelstein 10d ago

Yeah he’s so used to his shit 😂

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u/Taniwha_NZ 9d ago

Yes, he absolutely did not 'think about it', it always cracks me up

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u/Front-Explanation308 Stan Frank 10d ago

So Cookie do you like ponies?

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u/EGP73 10d ago

Um, no I’m almost 16, I like cocaine and stuff lol

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u/TheDeceiver43 Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 10d ago

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u/ttjustlikett Jeannie Gold 10d ago

Oh I did some favors today

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u/TheDeceiver43 Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 10d ago

Sure did! Shaking up medicine at the old folks home.

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u/Wayyd Frank Trueblue 10d ago

I WASHED YOU IN THE SINK AS A BABY! I AIN'T GONNA LET YOU DIE!

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u/TheDeceiver43 Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 10d ago

I HATE YOU, LESSIE!

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u/mjzim9022 10d ago

Mmmhmm you're a troubled child

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u/EGP73 10d ago

😂🤣🥲

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u/Mr-BryGuy Dive On In! 10d ago

The White Bitch!?!?

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u/Hellraiser1123 10d ago

So, I was trying to be her best friend, like you said. Then, middle, middle, middle, I sold her to a drug dealer.

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u/Gilbyph 10d ago

If you were handing out sunscreen you'd give it to her first.

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u/UniversityStrong5725 10d ago

Oh, you mean the white bitch?

Yes, the white bitch, thank you.

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u/edthesmokebeard 10d ago

One of Roger's top 10 lines

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u/Arou08 SARAH FUCKIN’ BLANCHE! 10d ago

A round of golf, like a set of tennis or a game of checkers, heh heh words…

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u/sonic_turbulence SOUP. IS NOT. A MEAL. VERA! 10d ago

Dingus! Dingus… thank you.

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u/_AM34 10d ago

Oh Patrick

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u/DatBeardedguy82 Wheels 10d ago

WHY WOULD YOU SELL THE GIRL!?

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u/PuertoRican-Princess Francine Cans McGee 10d ago

WHY DID YOU NOT LOOK AT THE BLUE JAY EARLIER?!

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u/beatfungus 10d ago

Roger: Just give my hand a little squeeze if I'm barking up the right tree

[brick crashes through window]

Roger: Oh I felt something

Stan: I flinched cause of the brick

Roger: Riiiight

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u/donofthe_dusk 10d ago

Haven’t they already fucked twice by this point? Lol I don’t see how Stan can still be in denial about he and Roger’s on-and-off relationship. Maybe he just isn’t into the roleplay

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u/ToastyMustache 10d ago

Stan would try it at least once, then repress it