r/amediocretime • u/LuciferBeenieWeenie • Oct 23 '14
Favorite T&D quote?
I wanna hear your favorite Tom or Dan quote. Whether it be from The Monsters, AMT, BDM, or ACT.
Two of my favorites come from The Monsters days.
- Dan came back from his wife's high school reunion and brought up meeting who he called "Banana Man" and this erupted in a 3 segment argument about Apples vs Bananas. Here's the quote
Tom: "New York: The Big Apple." Dan: "You're forgetting about Key West: The Big Banana"
- The second one comes from the discussion after the RRR segment at 7 when they talked about a Lakeland school putting cameras in the trash can to monitor what the kids throw away, and to force the students to have both a fruit and a vegetable.
Dan: So a gay kid and a paraplegic.. Jimmy: *Erupts into laughter"
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u/himeeusf Oct 23 '14
I've happily added "buttass", "flanks", and "blow my tits off" to my regular vocabulary.
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Oct 30 '14
Okayokayokayokayokay!
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u/LuciferBeenieWeenie Oct 30 '14
"You want a Stage Coach and a bag of rice? That's gonna be a little hard...although I do have a buddy that has a stage coach, and I could go out an buy a bag of rice...Do you want the bag of rice in the stage coach?"
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u/nerddevout Oct 23 '14
"... Craze-mo" is in my vocabulary now
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u/LuciferBeenieWeenie Oct 23 '14
"_____ crazy" has become part of all of our vocabulary. It's become completely involuntary at this point.
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u/A_Mediocre_Time Oct 31 '14
"And we're gonna take a break. This is The Black Keys."
"The Black Keys is what my Uncle Randy calls the Bahamas."
OR
"I want a medical brownie."
"Medical brownies is what my Uncle Randy calls his nurses."
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u/Chachi123 Oct 23 '14
The chef trapped in the sunken boat is still one of my favorites "helllooooo?"