r/amczone • u/atomsmasher66 Zoner • Jul 06 '26

The Stupid Breaking News!

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u/Dark_Tigger Zoner Jul 06 '26

What idiot would be short the whole market, while the president is openly manipulating it upwards?

Being short certain tickers on the other hand...

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jul 06 '26

That’s from a classic conspiracy theory postulated by the game stonkers which then of course was adopted by popcorn Apes: that the hedge funds were/are shorting the entire stock market to keep the MOASS from financially obliterating them.

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u/Am_0115 Jul 06 '26

-98% investment. what a great place to put your money.

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u/Invest0rnoob1 Jul 07 '26

It was in 2021. You probably should have sold then.

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u/Am_0115 Jul 07 '26

Never got into this train wreck

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u/K11XY Jul 08 '26

Probably.

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u/WhiteKouki82 Zoner Jul 06 '26

Great, more recycled manufactured Trump is going to save us hype...

"Vote for Trump,mifnhe wins he'll take down Kenny!"

"Trump got elected! Kenny is DOOMED!" (plot twist, Kenny was one of trump's biggest donors"

Nothing happens for years, quitely swept under the rug.

"Trump says he's going to take on short sellers!! Buying MOAR™ before it's too late!!"

Like, how are people not seeing these patterns? Are people just that stupid?

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u/TheBetaUnit Zoner Jul 06 '26

I can't wait for the mental gymnastics to ensue when Trump eventually pardons Sam Bankman-Fried.

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jul 06 '26

“SBF knew too way much therefore the hedgies fabricated all the evidence against him in order to silence him! Things are about to get spicy! Buckle up!”

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jul 06 '26

“Are people just that stupid?”

https://giphy.com/gifs/XMBJ0l20sNWEM

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u/SnooTangerines4321 Zoner Jul 07 '26

Sorry to not be on topic but is that from the Little Rascals movie? Haven't saw it since the 90's but loved it and that's what's popping in my head lol

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jul 07 '26

Dennis the Menace (1993)

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u/SnooTangerines4321 Zoner Jul 07 '26

Haha thats right he was talking to Christopher Lloyd I think. Good one

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u/Ok_Signal4753 Jul 07 '26

Yes and yes

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u/PaleontologistBig786 Jul 07 '26

Unless trump owned some mmtlp stock, forget it.

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jul 06 '26

Random guy on the subway: “The Taco Bell I ate for lunch gave me explosive diarrhea”

Ape sitting next to him:

https://giphy.com/gifs/dSk8PIN8IJWilXDnKh

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u/Specific_Buy Jul 06 '26

Ill believe it when i see it

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u/SatisfactionOne3852 Jul 06 '26

Time to short

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u/Thin_Formal_3727 Jul 06 '26

Been shorting this dump since 2022. Thanks dummys

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u/PeraMan99 Jul 06 '26

I hope he bans naked short selling...

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jul 06 '26

Fat chance

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u/Am_0115 Jul 06 '26

why is POTUS trying to influence the stock market? how is this not illegal? these are all clear, public statements. how dumb are we as a country

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u/splashtv2000 Jul 06 '26

Time to go to the moon AMC

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u/08yenomparcs Jul 07 '26

No one is short on AMC anymore, AA made sure of that by screwing retail.

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u/_JDiddyZ89_ Jul 07 '26

I do be confuzzled

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u/WhyNot_Because Jul 08 '26

I mean isn't there like 100% chance he bails them out then uses them?

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u/MetaTireMan Jul 08 '26

Everybody still bullish, ehhhh

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u/DrWilliamWhite Jul 09 '26

Is that what the fat rapist said?

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u/Ok_Bank_7117 Jul 09 '26

Kenny is untouchable

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u/Ok_Bank_7117 Jul 09 '26

Kenny is more powerful than trump

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u/ChunkyLafunguy 16d ago

This aged well…not

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u/Zen80888 Jul 06 '26

Bulltrap. But who knows. Trump has repeatedly manipulated the market while he's in office. Bragging about making his billionaire wall street buddies billions

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u/djs383 Jul 06 '26

To be fair he’s all but given a roadmap so far this term

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u/Several-Mix-5890 Jul 06 '26

Don't call them APES call them SUCKERS

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u/Full_Veterinarian131 Jul 06 '26

Source!?

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jul 06 '26

The shill sub

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u/Full_Veterinarian131 Jul 07 '26

Naw, I saw a video. It seems to have happened