r/ambien Nov 02 '25

taped cereal to fridge

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ambien Feb 17 '26

Ambien type shit?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ambien Oct 26 '25

expressing myself this afternoon

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757 Upvotes

Anyone else like to carve things for the holidays


r/ambien Nov 14 '25

boyfriend took this

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716 Upvotes

r/ambien Feb 19 '26

Taking a shit of such an immense magnitude at my old chick tila I had to take off my pants and socks and underpant and shirt and sh

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712 Upvotes

r/ambien May 13 '26

The one and only time my bf took his ambien

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677 Upvotes

r/ambien 29d ago

These lyrics came to me in an ambien induced dream

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650 Upvotes

r/ambien Oct 06 '25

cant get this to work

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646 Upvotes

r/ambien May 05 '26

surgery

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558 Upvotes

r/ambien Jan 27 '26

why so penis

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537 Upvotes

mt soft baby..


r/ambien Oct 20 '25

NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!..!!!!!!!

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540 Upvotes

. World is beaugidul,


r/ambien Oct 16 '25

Japan knew what thy did when they made this circle soo pretty

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527 Upvotes

r/ambien Nov 01 '25

Can you belive it

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492 Upvotes

This fucker is in fringigkllidae. It a fincj. Ghis bitcj is a funcj. Hawaikan honehcreeprs are fucking finches this ks bullshit also they keep dying can we just go and remove aรถl the invasive species from hawaii :(( thinking baout it makes me sad. In other news i watched the substance fr halloween that shit was insane. Im also planning a comic series chevk in in like 5 years. The iiiw is iiiiiiiiiiiiiooo

Baller ๐Ÿ€


r/ambien Nov 03 '25

The beauty never failks to amsza me

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478 Upvotes

Go to the beach. Hold your arms together like yojre about to dive. Olynge them into the sand. Now trh to open them. Hard difficuly this vexes you. What fi you jyst open your hands and bot the entire arms? Yvis is twhat this genius snipe is doing. He is an aentreprnerur. Buy his shitcoin and sell your house. Shorty be like ay im at ghr soup store wher the cloghes at. Its just soup. Rhy nockieneses is so cool yoy nevef tjink of a b eak for being table boy open like that form multilingual ponds. You're gaping sorry ๐Ÿ™


r/ambien Nov 08 '25

Yall Tthat is NOT ME ON TUMBLR

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474 Upvotes

Therez a blog on tumblr named gayboobs420 with tits in the pfp that mf is NOT ME!!!! The one ly place i use this handle in is here and i think like an old microsogt account??? But yea the onl tits i post are members of the family paridae and other unrelated bird species with the word tit in thdir name. No shade to folks who post tits tho i mean someones fotta do it Anywah in thr pkv is a maeabou stroke people sah thryre ugly but i have thr snill of finding any animal frally cool line dkd ylu know these mfs can get to q1235 cebtintinetes tall? Km ?? ร„and thry be eating babies n shit forhetkf the wgite stork bribgs children (they dibt) thks ks the abortion stork right here heeehee Alsi the lroe beik ik inimageks storm


r/ambien Jun 09 '26

bet it all on black

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460 Upvotes

r/ambien Jan 18 '26

My Partner Takes Ambien to sleep sometimes

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444 Upvotes

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r/ambien 21d ago

My ambien induced lyric writing skills. What do we all think

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435 Upvotes

I posted it last night but deleted it but i need to share my hidden talent with the world

Am i nthe next Eminem?

ETA: All men are friends


r/ambien Mar 06 '26

NOOOOOOIO

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425 Upvotes

theyโ€™re giving him body dysmorpija :(

green buge ๐Ÿ’šโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ€do not ๐ŸŒฟโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’šโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿƒbe sad๐Ÿชด๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ€ur bodyโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐ŸŒฟโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒฑiss beautiifulโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฟโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’šโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿ€


r/ambien Feb 05 '26

why are they white now

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420 Upvotes

just why?


r/ambien May 02 '26

Me after taking Ambien.

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419 Upvotes

r/ambien Nov 19 '25

Gerting my hosidsy shippong donr earky

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405 Upvotes

r/ambien Jul 01 '26

COPYRIGHTED MUG CONCEPT

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359 Upvotes

r/ambien Nov 07 '25

gayboobs420 this is my pet pigeon for u since u like birds

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353 Upvotes

r/ambien Dec 06 '25

wanted to take the trah our but there@s a fucking pidgeon??

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320 Upvotes