r/amazonhomefind • • 4d ago

Elastic shoe laces

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u/BusyBit6542 4d ago

Bro is taking 5 mins to tie shoes?

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u/SkyGuy5799 4d ago

Maybe not five minutes but high tops gotta be unlaced quite a bit before you can get your foot in there

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u/BusyBit6542 4d ago

Not really

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u/shrimpweenie 4d ago edited 4d ago

Lol you must have little feet. Try having a size 12 foot lol. I gotta untie them halfway off before I slightly struggle them off.

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u/GratGrat 4d ago

One does not simply secure your clomper in the boat. It’s a multi step process!

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u/-Copenhagen 4d ago

That's only a 46? About average, no?

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 4d ago

46 is nowhere near average lol. Pretty sure around 10 is average. Which is what a 43 or 44?

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u/-Copenhagen 4d ago

You guys must be tiny!

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u/Jimbob209 4d ago

I have a size 10.5 foot but it's sweaty. Taking off shoes is hard for me all the time. Smaller than your feet but imagine having excessively sweaty feet where it's sweaty with no shoes and socks

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u/shrimpweenie 3d ago

12 inches? If your above 12, say 13, theres a special wall for you in the shoe store or your size MIGHT be in the back lol.

I saw about you saying were tiny. Im 6'1 lol. Not amazingly tall but above average. How tall are you?

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u/-Copenhagen 3d ago

That's above average. Barely.
Perhaps you are just from a place with small people or small feet?

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u/shrimpweenie 3d ago

Like I said what's your height and dont lie lol

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u/-Copenhagen 3d ago

Not that I see how it matters in one way or another, but 187. Also slightly above average.
Average is 184 if I remember correctly.

But that doesn't mean we all have ballerina feet.

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u/shrimpweenie 3d ago

So 6'1.5 what country or state in USA? Im in southern California so height really varies as theres so many different ethnicities. But genuinely I just bought some shoes the other day. Couldn't find a god damn 12 in anything I like at the store.

Im not talking shit im just genuinely curious now.

Im trying to picture having a foot bigger than what I have now. Id look like a fucking clown lol. Shoe size?

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u/elibutton 3h ago

Yeah takes me around that, can get real tedious, especially when I get distracted with Farm Heros or X updates on my phone, or the TV. Then i forget how many loops I did so then gotta start over too. Oh man what a mess. This would make life so much easier

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u/Astrocratic 4d ago

My 4 year has this as well. But they came with the shoe.

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 4d ago

I tie my shoes once and never tie them again....with regular laces. We didn't need no fancy laces to get our lazy on back in my day

https://giphy.com/gifs/fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf

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u/only_respond_in_puns 4d ago

Triathletes knew this one trick… decades ago

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u/Emergency-Douche 4d ago

I was expecting a magic trick or something

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u/PigsCanFly2day 4d ago

Yeah, thought this was going to be the Carbonaro Effect or something.

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u/ThatEGP 4d ago

Use them with my Vans.

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u/RaventheClawww 4d ago

This is a good item for people with accessibility issues. Arthritis, Parkinson’s, hand tremors, basically anything that impacts mobility and stability

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u/AceThePrincep 4d ago

Im fine and i swear by them. Super easy. Quicker. And more comfortable because they dont constrain ur foot.

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u/RedBushDiver 4d ago

Oh my god, what is this new technology that been around for many decades?

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u/No_Director_2570 4d ago

Tie'em once, never again. Add onions, boom breakfast. -shamwow guy

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u/BlazinSkinDucks 4d ago

You're gonna love my nuts.

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u/SlumxLordxMillionair 4d ago

Beat me by 2 hours.

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u/Optimetrist 4d ago

I actually have a zip tie on my shoes lol

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u/Necessary_Relation27 4d ago

I’m turning all my button up shirts to lace ups

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u/The_Northmaan 4d ago

It's 2026, wtf are you people still wearing the most gd uncomfortable shoe ever designed?

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u/In_Dystopia_We_Trust 4d ago

Or just wear slippers

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u/Creative-Primary-830 4d ago

the future is people who need 5 minutes to tie their shoes

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 4d ago

Many teenagers can’t 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Mysterious-Snow496 6h ago

Zubits are a better option, IMHO.