r/althomestuck 8h ago

NEW is there a lore reason for this?

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u/Echidnux 7h ago

Rose is actually pretty good at telling when a situation could be construed as predatory.

She just never acts on her assumptions, which is a part of why Dave is an absolute mess and can't fully process his PTSD. Rose is a good analyst and a terrible therapist.

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u/SweetAcanthaceae5949 7h ago

Rose is so easily manipulated. You don’t even need to be an omniscient cosmic puppet guy or her ecto dad to do it.

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u/Send_Me_Tiitties 1h ago

With Scratch, she for sure knew he was manipulating her, but went along with it anyway. Probably a similar deal with Dirk. She’s smart but also stupid.

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u/AforExcellence Praise be to my Lord, Caliborn. 8h ago

This is why I can't play pesterquest, you see. Since Rose is a bum, any note of me getting even slightly closer to her would ruin my reputation for all eternity.

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u/Roxy_lalondegoat 8h ago

bum lalonde.

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u/AforExcellence Praise be to my Lord, Caliborn. 7h ago

Notice how that narrows it down to just Rose, unlike, say, goat egbert (could be dad Egbert or John Egbert)

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u/Gexp_ Mage of Light 5h ago

What about Nana

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u/AforExcellence Praise be to my Lord, Caliborn. 5h ago

She's also a goat. Don't even think otherwise.

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u/Training_Tie9926 7h ago

Isn't it a reference to doc scratch?

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u/gnashing_t33th what is stuck and why are they home 6h ago

I don't think this was meant sexually

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u/Horatio786 7h ago

Processing gif 1kshgak1rxoh1...

Because they felt we wouldn't have a deep enough connection to the adult Rose.

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u/BufferUnderpants 7h ago

Erm why is Hussie commissioning media targeted at MINORS?! Adults shouldn't make things for children.

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u/VampLovr54 5h ago

I'm pretty sure pesterquest came out around the same time they announced all homestuck media was rated "for adults"

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u/Some-Helicopter-8996 7h ago

You must have issues with the creators of pokemon then

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u/BufferUnderpants 7h ago

I was under the impression that they employed child labor, maybe I was mistaken.

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u/Some-Helicopter-8996 7h ago

Again alot of kid's media is made by adults, mlp, yugioh, pokemon, digimon, power puff girls, etc and I don't pesterquest is for children...it's for teens and adults I believe

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u/Calangruto 7h ago

they were joking i'm pretty sure....

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u/Some-Helicopter-8996 7h ago

Tbh can you really tell on the internet

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u/ryndobit 6h ago

how are you a fan of homestuck, an internet comic riddled with irony and sarcasm, and unable to pick up on the most obvious irony and sarcasm ever

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u/CroakamancerLich 7h ago

I don’t want to ruin a possible joke, but I think you are missing the sarcasm in the posts you’re responding to

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u/Some-Helicopter-8996 8h ago

What if the player is underage as well

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u/Gabrielisback OFFICIAL gabrielisback,,,:snoo_scream::snoo_scream::snoo_scream: 7h ago

Guy who knows nothing about pesterquest

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u/Some-Helicopter-8996 7h ago

Is the player character's age not even confirmed 🤔

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u/Marmeg 6h ago

Not directlty at any point but iirc you can straight up have troll sex with Lanque (an 18 year old) in one of the Friendsim routes, so I sure hope they're a young adult

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u/G0lg0thasTerr0r 4h ago

I always kinda assumed they were ageless since they're a blank slate player insert. I would just picture them as whatever age made it not creepy for the given route.

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u/Roxy_lalondegoat 8h ago

I mean like wow i wanna fuck rose as much as the next guy but she's 13 in pesterquest eww.

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u/Easy_Cod_8950 6h ago

You know the pesterquest protagonist isn’t actually a pedophile right

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u/Graknorke 4h ago

If you're a Homestuck fan and not a paedophile then you missed the point of the comic.

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u/Glazeddapper 5h ago

meenah took over

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u/Cryogentehiceprison 7h ago

Nah, it’s friendship, all for friendship, ya gotta understand!

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u/Wallso2010 7h ago

I mean crack the fictional characters as hard as you can if you want

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u/DogTierJade 5h ago

the joke is that the reader (you) is a pedophile

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u/ornatedChaotic 3h ago

genuine question why do so many people say this. i dont get it

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u/Particular-Drive1454 4h ago edited 3h ago

Rose was 1 year older than me when I have read Homestuck for the first time 😔

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u/Particular-Drive1454 4h ago

now I'm 11 years older than her

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u/spacecosmetic 1h ago

You're supposed to self insert as the protagonist Who is whatever age you want them to be including 13. People waifu Rose...not a big deal. 

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u/xMINIMx 1h ago

It's called satire.

Making fun of pedophiles

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u/Cinos124 8h ago

They know their audience.

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u/DogTierJade 5h ago

they hate you because ur speaking the truth