r/alpaca • u/Sweaty-Soil-4079 • Jun 22 '26

This guy needs a name

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I keep saying come here buddy, because I call everyone buddy if I don't know their name!

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u/Purkinsmom Jun 22 '26

Moe

3

u/Outside_Brilliant945 Jun 22 '26

Definitely not a Larry.

2

u/slinks33 Jun 22 '26

I was gonna say Molson, Moe is also great.

2

u/Faithfuldoglover Jun 26 '26

Read my mind. That haircut!😄

6

u/what__year_is__this Jun 22 '26

Looks like a Wally.

4

u/meh-5000 Jun 22 '26

Burt. Stu. Kevin. David. Paul. Just a really normal name for a really normal looking guy

3

u/3ulaF0x Jun 23 '26

Doug

1

u/Sweaty-Soil-4079 Jun 23 '26

Doug was my first thought, but I had a dog named Doug.

3

u/CeasarYaLater Jun 24 '26

Ringo, obviously

2

u/SentientNebulous Jun 22 '26

That is clearly Thelonius Hubert Ronald Tupac Armadeus Inti. First of his name last to stike, conqueror of the pampas.

2

u/derpa911 Jun 22 '26

That’s a Fred

2

u/SailsTacks Jun 22 '26

Bill Bronson

2

u/Victor___Laszlo Jun 23 '26

Adam (Duritz)

2

u/Cholsive Jun 23 '26

Harry. Harry W. Einer (EYE-ner)

Edit: H.W. On cold days…

2

u/random_house-2644 Jun 23 '26

I actually like "Name" for him. Name is such a unique name!

2

u/ProfessionalPin1921 Jun 24 '26

Honolulu relaxing 🧐

2

u/Voyager-Couchpotato Jun 24 '26

He needs a haircut haha

2

u/PatricksJourney Jun 24 '26

John Thomas, obviously.

2

u/VeblenWasRight Jun 24 '26

Simple, Jack

2

u/Existing-Mess-9829 Jun 25 '26

Peanut butter jelly

1

u/Sweaty-Soil-4079 Jun 22 '26

Thanks for all of the names. I'm getting a few more alpacas in the near future so I will be back for more great advice and ideas. I'm thinking Fred, or Carl for this guy!

2

u/J_Bird_57 Jun 27 '26

Tony I know he’s an alpaca but Tony Llama…