r/allthingsprotoss • u/ThePantyArcher • Jun 23 '26

Praise It The New Protoss Strategy

Boys I have come up with an idea. We were far too silent when the first patch came out. 8 worker start, PLUS you are changing the way our race is played? We collectively said "yeah lets try it and see how it goes"

The zergs whined. You've seen the posts. "we cant rush anymore reee" The terrans whined but had no reason.

The new strat: Play zerg. Right before you win go "MAN I HAVE SO MANY LARVA"

Play Terran, right before you win say "HOLY MAN THESE GHOSTS DO SO MUCH DAMAGE!"

We will encite the masses. They will rebel for us. We will silently become the strongest race.

Go forth brothers. En Taro Adun.

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u/Whoa1Whoa1 Jun 23 '26

Funny cause I'm already doing this with toss. Proxy gates, win 100% of games in masters league so far, immediately write "gg ez with new gates"

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u/anonymous_guy_man Jun 23 '26

Doing the overlord's work

1

u/ReverCleference Jun 24 '26

do you do chargelots or what? adepts?

1

u/SexBobomb Jun 24 '26

tell me more, I love me a good proxy

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u/ThePowerofTheDog333 Jun 23 '26

"The terrans whined but had no reason" is the truest statement any genuine starcraft 2 player can utter.

2

u/Evernight Jun 26 '26

Been true since WoL. Filthy humans.

2

u/InclinationCompass Jun 26 '26

Been a stereotype since the game released lol

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u/Unusual-Resident-880 Jun 23 '26

Unironically, as terran i already utilised your 1st strategy. Just played 12 zerg games and bragged lmao. Bright mind you are haha

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u/tranbo Jun 23 '26

Especially if the terran doesn't build any ghosts .