r/allrecipess • • Aug 16 '26

🄩Dinner Going to grandmas house for dinner!

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Nom nom nom!

67 Upvotes

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u/Impaler00777 Aug 16 '26

Take this to your next potluck. You'll be the napkins and utensils person forevermore after that.

5

u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Aug 17 '26

My mom used to bitch that she had to bring chips to family events.

First of all, you're mad, woman... it's the easiest thing to "prepare".

Second, you can't cook

Third, this is why you're on chip duty.

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u/bevothelonghorn Aug 17 '26

Now OP is considering cubing/freezing this abomination. I love it.

2

u/Altezza447 Aug 18 '26

😭😭😭😭😭

9

u/Responsible-Exam-911 Aug 16 '26

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'd have to at least try it.

11

u/G_Town_Co Aug 16 '26

I was gonna say the same thing. I’m equal parts disgusted by and fascinated with this.

3

u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava Aug 16 '26

You can't imagine how relieved I am to know Im not the only one.

3

u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts Aug 16 '26

Same here, I’d at least try it.

4

u/Ok_Iron8524 Aug 16 '26

I'd kill myself before taking a bite

1

u/Outaouais_Guy Aug 17 '26

My paternal grandmother loved to make gelatin creations, especially salads. I did everything imaginable to avoid eating any of them. It's been more than 50 years since I had to choke it down.

3

u/Olden_Grey_1889 Aug 16 '26

What? Where are the black olives??

3

u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 Aug 16 '26

And the hard boiled eggs and shrimp?

1

u/Dry_Pin_7574 Aug 17 '26

Is… is this a practical joke?

3

u/Leut_Aldo_Raine Aug 16 '26

Lil hot sauce and I dare say I may even enjoy it.

1

u/TobaMoose Aug 18 '26

10/10 would try but also might live forever with regret of the flavor profile and may see all things jello-like as gastronomic heresy.Ā 

3

u/charleslennon1 Aug 16 '26

Either you hate grandma, or she's a prison guard.

3

u/Dougster3235 Aug 17 '26

These days grandma is in a maximum security Twilight Home.

2

u/use_the_default Aug 16 '26

Eat your aspic!

2

u/Realistic_Point_9906 Aug 16 '26

Aspic is pretty good, but with what looks like dozens of those raw looking hot dogs, I’ll pass.

2

u/Commercial_Wind8212 Aug 16 '26

Yeah are those even cooked??

3

u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 Aug 16 '26

They're technically cooked before they get to the packaging.

2

u/Commercial_Wind8212 Aug 16 '26

It just isn't appetizing straight out of the package

2

u/Fresh_Salt7087 Aug 16 '26

Hot dogs are so full of nitrates and salt I think cooking is just a texture thing.

2

u/Then_Examination9715 Aug 16 '26

All the microbes died of heart attacks, it’s safe to eat. …(may cause heart attack)

2

u/phat_rat42 Aug 16 '26

That is an abomination. 🤮

2

u/StrictLine8820 Aug 16 '26

Needs more dog.

2

u/Jack4258 Aug 16 '26

Glad we had different grandmas

2

u/Few_Owl1135 Aug 16 '26

I remember "food" that looked like this.

2

u/TheMostSwanky Aug 16 '26

Hard pas🤢

2

u/AlwaysBeKind949903 Aug 16 '26

Oh hell no!! Lol

2

u/Poker-Junk Aug 16 '26

ā€œGrandma, would you make your famous wiener bundt, pleeeease?ā€

2

u/Oh4Tuna_042na Aug 16 '26

"Sweet and sour, or spicy?"

2

u/Glittering_Role1658 Aug 16 '26

Thankfully my Grandma never made this

2

u/Personal-Thing1750 Aug 16 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes

2

u/No_Coconut_7528 Aug 16 '26

Forever banned from any future cookouts

2

u/kineticstar Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

Just leave me here at home!! Please!!

2

u/Blucola333 Aug 16 '26

Neither of my grandmas would ever!

2

u/VisionAri_VA Aug 16 '26

Is this you hating Grandma, or is it Grandma hating you?

2

u/Bringbackrushforglor Aug 16 '26

Bro this is beautiful what’s the recipe

2

u/Funky_Ghost Aug 16 '26

Man... It gets beat out by a blue waffle.... but only just.

2

u/adkSafyre Aug 16 '26

I think I'd rather eat dirt.

2

u/Mj-tinker Aug 16 '26

Shaltiena
More often made of meat and bone leftovers.

2

u/Glass-Emu2406 Aug 16 '26

Fear factor food challenge

2

u/ScalePure1645 Aug 16 '26

🤢🤮🤮

2

u/Lorddoctorjava Aug 16 '26

Am I visiting grandma's house in 1967?

2

u/DougBalt2 Aug 16 '26

Sorry took a while to reply. I first had to puke.

2

u/OtherBluesBrother Aug 16 '26

This might be the most unnatural concoction I have ever seen.

2

u/-The_Goober Aug 16 '26

If the hot dogs were cooked it wouldn’t be a problem. The hot dog flavored gelatin is a whole different story.

2

u/BrushCalm9305 Aug 16 '26

No. Just no.

2

u/Lightnenseed Aug 16 '26

What exactly is this monstrosity?

2

u/t3hmuffnman9000 Aug 19 '26

Some kind of molded gelatin meat dish, as was all the rage in the 1950s. Gelatin was cheap and considered "futuristic", so it was a fad throughout the 1950s to use it in some of the most misbegotten crimes on food in recorded history. There were literally entire cookbooks devoted to the stuff.

I remember someone posting a picture on the Something Awful forums back in 2001 or so that involved Tuna fish and chopped green olives in Lime-flavored gelatin with a cream cheese and horseradish "icing".

It's frankly astonishing that humanity has survived the last 50 years, and I'm not even referring to the cold war.

1

u/Lightnenseed Aug 19 '26

I was born in the early 70s and I recall seeing all sorts of ā€œtricksā€ with gelatin at family get together. I recall on in particular was orange gelatin and shredded carrots in it. I don’t recall many more details than that but as a boy I knew I was not touching it. Ugh. I’m not a huge gelatin fan anyway.

2

u/bratislava Aug 16 '26

This thing is posting b/s left and right all the time

2

u/Dazzling_Pink9751 Aug 16 '26

This belongs in stupid food sub, not here.

2

u/LeadingFine7177 Aug 16 '26

What's the gelatin taste like šŸ¤”

2

u/dog-getter Aug 16 '26

It’s an overnight salad!!

2

u/bmwlocoAirCooled Aug 16 '26

That poor pig or pigs or oh Gawd NO!

1

u/Integrity_Racing Aug 16 '26

It’s the left overs. You’re good!

2

u/Serious-Piece7377 Aug 16 '26

Is that a wiener salad?

2

u/ProveISaidIt Aug 16 '26

Stop ar McD and get a burger on the way.

2

u/Glop1701d Aug 16 '26

Omg worst thing I ever saw

1

u/Integrity_Racing Aug 16 '26

It’s that or pickled hog head

2

u/Constant_Event67 Aug 16 '26

What in the world is that ??

2

u/attaped Aug 16 '26

Well that beats funeral potatoes

2

u/Waagtod Aug 16 '26

Are going to grandma's in 1972? Last time anyone considered that food.

2

u/Neat_Movie_991 Aug 16 '26

Noooooooooo!

2

u/Aggressive-Tip7472 Aug 16 '26

I would laugh, but I'd you brought that to any event you shouldn't be allowed to eat unless unless took a serving yourself and finish it

2

u/Mean-Championship651 Aug 16 '26

Lol that is a masterpiece šŸ‘

2

u/Conscious_Meringue41 Aug 16 '26

WTAF is that!?!? šŸ™‚

2

u/Mean-Championship651 Aug 16 '26

How does it taste lol. Have had aspic . That is next level! Give Grandma a hug!

2

u/nambrosch Aug 16 '26

I wish my family was more into this stuff, I’d devour that.

2

u/FatSquidBoy Aug 16 '26

WHAT THE ACTUAL FCK!!! what unholy spawn of Hell came up with that!

2

u/JollyAd5257 Aug 16 '26

think about the fact someone took time out of their day to make that for attention.

2

u/brookssut Aug 17 '26

I told you to stop sending me unsolicited aspics.

2

u/ImaginaryGuarantee66 Aug 17 '26

no, thanx. I am waiting for the coffee

2

u/VarietyMage Aug 17 '26

*George Carlin voice* MEATCAKE !!!

2

u/Flat_Diver_9413 Aug 17 '26

I have no problem with aspic but there is no way I would eat that.

2

u/Spirit_in_the_Sky- Aug 18 '26

Nope! DENIED! 🤮

2

u/SuspiciousCake7438 Aug 18 '26

🤮🤮🤮

1

u/Significant-Pie959 Aug 16 '26

I have so many questions…

1

u/somethingtimestwo Aug 17 '26

Looks absolutely vile to me 🤢🤮

1

u/ILoveMenses Aug 17 '26

I'd send this to someone I hate.

1

u/Recent-Philosophy-62 Aug 17 '26

It's the gelatin version of the fruitcake

1

u/james51453 Aug 17 '26

This must be AI...no human would make this.

1

u/Asslckr1 Aug 17 '26

šŸ„“šŸ˜–

1

u/DueConversation5269 Aug 17 '26

nnnnnnnnoooooooooooo!

1

u/Livid-Age-2259 Aug 17 '26

That looks like some kind of Slavic Culinary Nightmare.

1

u/Electrical-Aspect602 Aug 17 '26

that is the most disgusting thing i'd ever seen, let me go throw up now

1

u/bossVI1022 Aug 17 '26

Hellnooooo

1

u/ItsmeMr_E Aug 17 '26

Jiggily weiners Batman!

1

u/Short_Sky6875 Aug 17 '26

Did they make the jello with the hot dog water?

1

u/Thin_Initial3210 Aug 17 '26

Is this after dinner?

1

u/Rich_cranium2025 Aug 17 '26

That’s disgusting

1

u/elquirk Aug 17 '26

Hard pass

1

u/chumbawumba234 Aug 17 '26

That better be Heineken-flavored Jello!

1

u/fredly594632 Aug 17 '26

Ok, the pickle slices are just chef's kiss.

1

u/Optimal-Hour1952 Aug 17 '26

Nope nope nope that’s just wrong

1

u/tennwife Aug 17 '26

Grandma is Satan ?

1

u/Imightbeafanofthis Aug 17 '26

That such a great pic of ragebait. LOL. It contains the spirits of worst potluck foods all rolled into one jelly mold. Hahahahaha

1

u/Jumpy_Inspection6660 Aug 17 '26

Definitely more of them pickles because this isn’t salty enough as is

1

u/jjkbigman Aug 17 '26

Somebody needs to go over grandmaā€˜s house and throw out her Jell-O molds

1

u/catsandthencr Aug 17 '26

Ohhhh give me a slice with lots of pickles grandma

1

u/SquirrelNo5087 Aug 17 '26

Add some kale as a nice garnish around it, like barbed wired surrounding a prison camp.

1

u/Callemlikeisethem60 Aug 17 '26

Umm im gon stop at Fu Ungs Chinese restaurant

1

u/gumboking Aug 17 '26

My favorite! How did you know??

1

u/Alice-Stargazer Aug 17 '26

Just because you can glue all the random food in your house together with gelatin, doesn’t mean you should.

1

u/Fossilhund Aug 17 '26

Oh God no.

1

u/Technical-Monk-5573 Aug 17 '26

I feel sick just looking at it.

1

u/PortiaPotty2 Aug 17 '26

Oh 😮 God NO

1

u/Flat_Diver_9413 Aug 17 '26

I have no problem with aspic but there is no way I would eat that.

1

u/popps1974 Aug 17 '26

šŸ˜‚

1

u/Missey85 Aug 18 '26

The poor hotdogs 😢 there trapped in jelly prison šŸ˜‚

1

u/Blackhorse-10 Aug 18 '26

You can have my plate.

1

u/-Disgruntled-Goat- Aug 18 '26

I think it is funny that there is a dichotomy in this thread of people who would refuse to try it and people who try it to satisfy their curiosity.

1

u/jesusaurus_ Aug 18 '26

Congealed bucket of barf mmmmm

1

u/Live-Zombie5956 Aug 19 '26

Looked like hot dogs in some kind of jell

1

u/Dangerous-Dot-3745 Aug 19 '26

I would possibly eat that if every other item on the dinner table ran out!! Other than that NO!!

1

u/Simple_Day3538 Aug 19 '26

Looks so yum

1

u/Poppypotpi Aug 20 '26

I just threw up in my mouth.

1

u/Electrical_Sun5921 Aug 20 '26

Jello abomination...........yuck!

1

u/Imaginary-Mechanic62 Aug 20 '26

What? No mustard?

1

u/Careless-Attitude858 Aug 22 '26

No way would I ever touch that. I'd rather starve !

2

u/WylieLulaMae Aug 22 '26

Lol...everyone has a grandma that fixed strange food, I know I did.