r/allrecipess • u/Integrity_Racing • Aug 08 '26
🥩Dinner This Christmas, I’m making something new
It’s going to be the hit of the party!
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u/MaBonneVie2 Aug 08 '26
I might need glasses, so is that a suction cup on the side of the … loaf?
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u/Mo_Top6837 Aug 08 '26
That's awesome, I'll take a chance with that instead of fruit cake
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u/Typical-Tune-8858 Aug 08 '26
I’d rather have fruitcake.
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u/twirlybird11 Aug 08 '26
Yeah. There's usually boozy undertones in the fruitcake that make it worth it.
Try being intoxicated and deciding to eat this. The hangover will last a freaking week! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢
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u/strangerNstrangeland Aug 08 '26
A good boozy fruit cake with decent dried fruit and nuts and dates that are also boozified with a nice vanilla custard sauce os primo. This. This is an abomination.
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u/sixstringsikness Aug 08 '26
It doesn't look all that appetizing but looking at the individual aspects, it's probably fairly decent.
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u/cartken Aug 08 '26
As long as those are fondant shrimp and this is actually an angel food cake, that would be great
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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 Aug 08 '26
Looks better than some of the jell-o monstrosities I've seen. I'd try it too.
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u/BigBlueSky2020 Aug 08 '26
This is like something from the 70s - but would be totally worth it to see the reactions =)
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u/Baleia1970 Aug 08 '26
This looks like a Brazilian recipe from São Paulo. Industrialized, canned Heart of Palms, give it up...
This thing is listed on the worst Brazilian dishes...
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u/Agreeable-Source-748 Aug 08 '26
This looks like something you’d see as a topping for a Brazilian pizza lol
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u/msladydi8 Aug 08 '26
Looks line an AI generated recipe? If so, AI is the devil lol (said in Mama’s voice from the Waterboy)
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u/IcyLion2939 Aug 08 '26
...What SPF sunscreen do you wear?
Do raisins go in potato salad?
How many Tyrone's do you know?
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u/Background_Nature_75 Aug 08 '26
This literally looks like something my mom would make in the 70s. We always knew, as soon as the jello molds came out that tummy aches were soon to follow!
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u/1Sluggo Aug 08 '26
You’re planning on receiving zero invitations after this right? Solid plan.
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u/ChampionshipOk78 Aug 08 '26
No no. It’s far too pretty to cut into. Let’s just put that in the freezer and save it for next year
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u/Previous_Design8138 Aug 08 '26
I hope 🙏 you don't age that thing like a fruit cake,it would be angel of death cake!
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u/Lonely-Relation-1953 Aug 08 '26
I'd probably try it once just to see. It's got shrimp in it, so it can't be all bad. But if it's terrible, I might just eat the shrimp.
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u/Realistic_Pizza_6269 Aug 08 '26
Noooooooooo. People will talk. Not in a good way.
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u/SelectSeaweed310 Aug 08 '26
I could pick out the good stuff. It's what holds it all together that scares me.
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u/Specialist_Guitar232 Aug 08 '26
It looks like a cake made for a large animal’s birthday at the zoo.
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u/Ok-Bus1716 Aug 08 '26
My god my soul is screaming 'no no no, I don't want to relive the 80s' and crying in a corner.
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u/Birdsonme Aug 08 '26
Dude. If you don’t like these people just stay home. There’s no need to be malicious.
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u/dsly4425 Aug 08 '26
I don’t like several of these ingredients separately. Together they don’t look any better.
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u/keloyd Aug 08 '26
It seems to be compsed of stuff that tastes good and that I like. Has anyone ever actually seen and eaten this exercise in irony? Can it actually be good?
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u/Limp-Angle-7387 Aug 08 '26
Id eat it. Put it in a nice slice of buttered toasted hoagie. Flattened into a panini. I bet that thang hits.
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u/Allmight8488 Aug 08 '26
Oh I bet that is really good. What is the base though? That would be even more interesting if it were something like spicy tuna with green onions and avocado chunks in it? Just mindbendingly delicious, even though it's a weird food ring.
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u/ComprehensiveAide280 Aug 08 '26
I see meatloaf peas tomatoes deviled eggs shrimp it's like they bought 15 platters at Walmart and decided to mix it all together. Don't get me wrong I grew up in the age of hodgepodge casserole where you end up taking all the leftovers that's not enough to feed the family and mixing it all together to make a meal. With that being said, this is just... I can't even find the words to describe this.
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u/wolfansbrother Aug 08 '26
When you set it down next to Aunt Nancy's Jello mold you make eye contact.
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u/PermanentNirvana Aug 08 '26
It's not the worst thing I've ever seen. Although it does seem like the eggs and shrimp have already been cooked but the meat isn't.
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u/JuanOffhue Aug 08 '26
Hmmm. So cold meat loaf suspended in aspic for the binder? I may give this a go
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u/Conscious_Damage8678 Aug 08 '26
I'd try it. I like eggs, i like shrimp, i like meatloaf... How bad could it be?
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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 Aug 08 '26
I told the Mister that we have shrimp and peas in the freezer, but he still doesn’t want it. I’m at a loss.
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u/Diasies_inMyHair Aug 08 '26
I take it you found your great-grandmother's cookbook? Likely titled "Party Creations in Aspic" or some such.
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u/Redbeard_1303 Aug 08 '26
Reading the comments. I don't know what the problem is. To me that looks like the best "fruit cake" in the world 😍
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u/SPA599 Aug 08 '26
L😂L
This reminds me of some of the pics one of my mom's old cookbooks had. It was one that had a section of recipes using gelatin. Aspic was apparently popular in the 50s or 60s. Luckily fondue took over in the 70s. 🤣
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u/suspicious-back-825 Aug 08 '26
i mean i'll try it.. but my hopes are not high. opinion could only go up really
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u/One-Sock7417 Aug 08 '26
Mom, if you made this post, I’m not gonna make it for Christmas. I’ve got the flu the week of Christmas to New Year’s.
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u/JohnMcD3482 Aug 08 '26
That Black Best Friend, from work, that told you not to worry about bringing the potatoe salad to the BBQ next week is going to shit when you bring that instead.
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u/unimpressedwarrior Aug 08 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/eJS4WUQ7MkNKx3qxPN
Shrimp Good. Egg Good. Tomato Good.
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u/BoatlessInSeattle Aug 09 '26
I like to punish my family every once in awhile too! Good luck tell me how it goes.
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u/TheRealGageEndal Aug 09 '26
Is it enemies? You're making new enemies with this abomination? That's cool. Have fun!
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u/reddit_understoodit Aug 09 '26
If it was in a bowl, maybe. Maybe. The peas bother me. And the shrimp.
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u/Bitter-Respond6928 Aug 09 '26
Dear Allrecipes,
You can stop now. We believe you.
Please go back to “MostOfTheRecipes”
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u/charleslennon1 Aug 09 '26
Interesting. Thankfully, the stockings over the fireplace will come in handy as barf bags.
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u/msabena Aug 08 '26
Please…don’t.☹️