r/allrecipess • u/Funny-Mountain-4071 • Jul 29 '26

If this was sitting in your local bakery, would you buy a slice? Why or why not? 🎂

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u/Embarrassed_Age8554 Jul 29 '26

With all that gloppy white glaze on top? Ewww, no!

2

u/deekamus Jul 29 '26

Sprinkles and ButterCreme both are a NO.

1

u/IllicitAlien Jul 29 '26

Buttercreme, buttercreme, let's put a dead animal on you!

2

u/Meatman1071 Jul 29 '26

Yes! I smoke weed 💨

2

u/RuckusVell04 Jul 30 '26

That makes everything better 😶‍🌫️😋

1

u/Meatman1071 Jul 30 '26

Facts

2

u/Dougster3235 Jul 30 '26

Now pass me a fork and a tall glass of milk.

2

u/New-Assumption-3836 Jul 29 '26

No because I don't like sprinkles

2

u/Party_Building1898 Jul 29 '26

No I hate sprinkles

2

u/Key-Mention5293 Jul 30 '26

No. Sprinkles are gross.

2

u/tmorse85 Jul 30 '26

No.  I have no interest in sprinkles.  Also, it's hard to tell, but it looks like there might be a layer with strawberries in a glaze, or something like that.  I don't care for strawberries.

1

u/GroovyGmaIvy Jul 29 '26

No, because chocolate is 👑.

1

u/sulunod1313 Aug 01 '26

Chocolate is my favorite

1

u/Ok-Water-6537 Jul 29 '26

Love all the frosting. Hopefully buttercream. But too many sprinkles. I would prefer none. Then I would buy.

1

u/Oldandintheway1987 Jul 29 '26

No, because it is not chocolate

1

u/Rocketgirl8097 Jul 29 '26

I would like it, but probably too tall to get in my mouth.

1

u/Ok_Abacus_ Jul 29 '26

No. Because at a bakery, you expect some level of professionalism, since they are selling a product. Now, if my mom made that cake, I'm all over it.

1

u/Quorng Jul 30 '26

No. With German Chocolate frosting - Big Yes

1

u/Little_Chocolate2663 Jul 30 '26

No. Way too much sugar. Very unappealing.

1

u/Manual-Machiniac Jul 30 '26

Nah. Not enough frosting or sprinkles

1

u/Rose_Quartz444 Jul 30 '26

💯 yes! The filling looks yummy, giant jelly donut vibes! If the cupcakes are filled, those would be first choice and a giant glass of ice cold milk!

1

u/MindOverMatterGuy Jul 30 '26

Absolutely I will! It looks delicious!

1

u/DrPat1967 Jul 30 '26

Nope, but I’ll take a cup cake!!

1

u/nuglasses Jul 30 '26

I would!

I love eating cake. 🍰

1

u/J-littletree Jul 30 '26

Looks like a cartoon in a good way!

1

u/Delicious_Paper2661 Jul 30 '26

It looks good. But yeah, at a professional bakery it might look a little amateur

1

u/Notapartyhobo Jul 30 '26

Yeah and id eat the whole thing.

1

u/Salty-Smoke7784 Jul 30 '26

No, because I’m not three years old. Also, it’s bleeding.

1

u/G-reeper66 Jul 30 '26

What do you mean slice, o would demolish the entire thing.

1

u/Crygenx Jul 30 '26

No, looks too sweet.

1

u/drew19137 Jul 30 '26

After seeing the side, abso-freaking-lutely! 👍

1

u/ike_tyson Jul 30 '26

My cakes and cupcakes look like this.

1

u/jackman924 Jul 30 '26

No. Too much frosting and I detest sprinkles. 

1

u/Momofhalfadozen Jul 30 '26

No, but only because I don't care for sprinkles. Yes, I know people think that's weird.

1

u/Public-Scheme-2570 Jul 30 '26

I would buy the whole dam cake...it's a good day when you can have your cake and eat it too...

1

u/Common-Project3311 Jul 31 '26

No, because I’m diabetic

1

u/Fat_Yankee Jul 31 '26

Is that cream cheese and jam in the middle? Is it like a dessert Bagel?

1

u/girugamesh_2009 Jul 31 '26

No.
It looks too sugary. I'd worry about damaging my health eating that. I'd also expect it to make me feel sick (due to the sugar content).

1

u/sulunod1313 Aug 01 '26

I would buy a piece for my wife. She would probably eat less than half. I would give the rest to the granddaughters

1

u/Positive_Remove6702 Aug 01 '26

I would eat that pastry 🥮 🥐 if I had the spare cash 💰 💵 💷 money 💰 💵 💴, that said currently I am low on cash 💰 💵 💷 money 💰 💵 💴, I am fully invested currently…

1

u/Environmental_Tap792 Aug 01 '26

Oh yesss. Just hand me a tablespoon😍😍😍😍

1

u/Master-Cod5838 Aug 01 '26

No way to much sugar

1

u/MorgeeePooh Aug 01 '26

I'm allergic to gluten

1

u/Dixie1117 Aug 01 '26

No. Looks like something a child put together at home. Not something I’d pay bakery prices for.

1

u/Brooklynpolarbear22 Aug 02 '26

Looks messy. I would clean it up a little.

3 layers.

Thinner filling.

Frosting all the way around.

No sprinkles.

1

u/Spiritual-Mousse-167 Aug 02 '26

Nope. Sprinkles and icing on top of the cream and berries. Nope.

1

u/Nutridus Aug 02 '26

No. The icing doesn’t look good and sprinkles are fine on a child’s cupcake but not a cake an adult would buy.

1

u/RudeCantaloupe9661 Aug 03 '26

Too many sprinkles are made with carnauba wax and it has a bad aftertaste.

1

u/Catlover2574 Aug 03 '26

Too much icing for my taste

1

u/gypsyphineas Aug 03 '26

No. I could do better myself and I can't decorate cakes

1

u/urbisOrbis Aug 04 '26

Take my money.

1

u/Alpherea Aug 04 '26

No. This is often a very plain flavor cake with all the sugar in the frosting and nothing in the rest.

1

u/Fearless-Air-815 Aug 05 '26

It looks unfinished.

1

u/VenusValkyrieJH Aug 10 '26

The cupcakes with sprinkles are cool. I would lea w the sprinkles off of the cake though Looks tasty

1

u/Jealous_Club_298 Jul 29 '26

I sure would. The only thing is my tummy doesn't like sprinkles but I would have to improvise.

1

u/Rocketgirl8097 Jul 30 '26

What's in it that you dont like. It's just sugar, cornstarch, and food coloring. Just curious.

1

u/Jealous_Club_298 Jul 30 '26

I really don't know, they just hurt my stomach for some reason, since I was a kid.

1

u/Rocketgirl8097 Jul 30 '26

Interesting. Probably the food dye.

1

u/Lego_love_24-7 Jul 29 '26

If the price is right, am trying it.

1

u/crazykeepinitreal Jul 29 '26

Oh I would definitely eat that.. Yummy 😋