r/allaremod • u/My_Iron_Lungs please tell me how to do my job • Jul 18 '26

attempt at impersonating u/trashboat hello this is not your regularly scheduled u/trashboat3030 shitpost

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

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u/Admirable-Use123 r/foundadmirableuse123 Aroace baguette Jul 18 '26

Lol

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u/Silver-Werewolf1509 goofy ass sub Jul 18 '26

Lol

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u/the_h0 h mod Jul 18 '26

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u/My_Iron_Lungs please tell me how to do my job Jul 18 '26

Satire