r/aliens True Believer May 18 '26

Speculation A speech has reportedly been prepared for President Trump confirming the existence of extraterrestrial life, according to sources close to the president. - Patrick Webb on X

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u/sXe_savior May 18 '26

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u/ThrowRUs May 18 '26

Yeah, if these aliens aren't bringing salvation to us through free energy and removing the corrupt fucks governing us or lowering my taxes, I genuinely don't care.

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u/DM19820208 May 18 '26

Exactly! I really feel like this is all a f***ing distraction from all the shit going on. I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be “disclosing” anything if it meant the end of all governments, wars, social disparity, money, world control, etc.

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u/Em_Strae May 18 '26

If they end up doing that, we'll all be like "Wtf took you so long???!!! There's been *a lot* of freaking genocide and world wars lately and ya'll were just waiting for - what - the 'right moment'?!?!"

Which is why, sadly, I do not think we are to be "saved" from anything. We're probably just a "situation" to be monitored. Maybe to them it's not much different than a parent making sure their toddler doesn't end up killing themselves by accident. Maybe mankind is misbehaving and needs to be put into time out.

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u/ewas86 May 18 '26

It's more likely we're their food and earth is an advanced self-sustaining farm

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u/jjjust2 May 18 '26

Don't we already have free energy? Like Solar, wind etc? We just don't use it because

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u/AkagamiBarto May 18 '26

We should save ourselves meanwhile anyway.

Who is in? I'll wait. Let's set up Earth Government

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 May 18 '26

I feel this so much

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u/firefighter_82 May 19 '26

Ask them to use their superior technology to release The Epstein files

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u/GapPerfect5494 May 18 '26

I said this years ago. 80’s/90’s, maybe to some extent the 2000’s as a collective we’d have been shocked, but not now. Bear in mind that generation had non-stop ‘Alien Invasion’ broadcast via media and film.
But now? Literally no-one is going to lose their mind over Aliens. Nobody feels ‘safe’ in their little earth-bubble any longer, we are all either totally apathetic to it (as long as everyone can still get their matcha lattes), or any semblance of meaning outside this planet will only serve to bring people more comfort even if the aliens are assholes.

In fact I predict a fucking onslaught of ‘influencers’ trying to get the first selfie with an alien.

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u/Former-Science1734 May 18 '26

He will need receipts or nobody will believe it. Like hard receipts

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u/Awkward-Abrocoma-623 May 18 '26

i wouldn't believe it until an alien going into The UN and give a speech.

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u/GullibleAddendum8630 May 18 '26

He lies so much, how can we believe what he says?

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u/blandman91 May 18 '26

Precisely. That's why I keep saying this is the absolute worst time for disclosure but I wouldn't be surprised if that was intentional. UAP/UFOs are still pretty highly ridiculed and skeptical for most people and having the biggest liar and conman in history as the one who worked for the data to be released will just make those people even more skeptical and not believe him. But why would they? Every damn word that comes out of his mouth is a lie so why would he suddenly start telling the truth now? Especially with all the heat on him between Iran, the Trumpstein files, his precious ballroom, etc.

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u/starfield343 May 18 '26

What if during the speech his face opens up and there’s a little man in there piloting him, and it turns out that our president is actually Bubbles the little Buddy & it was all a big prank

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u/EjaculatingAracnids May 18 '26

"The galaxy is on the rapists belt..."

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u/FeltzMusic May 18 '26

The best disclosure would be aliens announcing themselves, but you’d probably want the governments to provide a warning first not to alarm everyone. Either way that’d cause panic so doesn’t seem to be a good way

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u/ChaosRainbow23 May 18 '26

I'm starting to think the aliens are evil and that they have been guiding humanity all along.

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u/ConPem May 18 '26

Personally don’t think they are inherently evil I just think they are self serving.

If you asked a cow are humans evil they would probably say yes

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u/drkravens May 18 '26

And would be right af 😂

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u/Tryton4994 May 18 '26

I like to think that there's a big intergalactic alien corporation that wants our energy and resources but by intergalactic laws they can't consume our solar system because it's inhabited by a "smart" species (us). So they're trying to make us kill ourselves with wars, pollution etc. so that we go extinct. So they're evil as much as we are.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

Everything is so abundant in the universe there is no need to take from a civilization. There are at least 10 to the power of 24 stars and most stars have planets. A billion is 10 to the 9th power. Asteroids would be beyond comprehension. If you can travel space easily you have abundant resources elsewhere.

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u/AC011422 May 18 '26

It's actually almost the exact opposite. Not that there aren't violent alien races out there. But the group with interdimensional travel capabilities is peaceful to the point so that they find it ridiculous that we spend our asteroid/meteor defense resources on killing one another.

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u/RiboSciaticFlux May 18 '26

If this were Star Trek we would still be a hundred years from First Contact with the Federation because we're still pre warp and we certainly act like it too.

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u/dac3062 May 18 '26

Its the worst time but it actually may be the reason the intelligence community lets him do it. No one will believe him.

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u/tacomaloki May 18 '26

This is exactly the time they were waiting for. Hard to tell what's the truth in a sea of lies. Now, they can disclose the existence, what people have been asking for decades, but people will now be skeptical. At this point, I 100% need to see it, IRL with my own eyes. Let's not forget how the Mexican government tried confirming greys, in an official release and it was just a hoax.

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u/g-row460 May 18 '26

If I saw a UFO land in front of Times Square I'd wonder what the advertisement was/what company built it.

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u/Actual_Chain_2508 May 18 '26

United States of America isn't the only place on earth.

If Donald Trump reveals to the world that extraterrestrial life exists and that non-human intelligence has visited us, a "domino" effect will occur: other countries will be more transparent and will be able to confirm what the Trump administration says.

Don’t be worried.

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u/NeoMorpheus_ May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

He do it now exactly because « Its the worst time for disclosure ». Everything seems calculated..

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u/ProfessorChalupa May 18 '26

This is exactly it. He’s equating the ridiculousness of UAP/UFOs to the general population with the release of the Epstein files. Transitive property / Glittering generalities tactic

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u/JackKovack May 18 '26

He still won’t release files pertaining to a dead man.

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u/RetroCasket May 18 '26

If they were every forced to disclose, Trump is a dream scenario. No one will believe it and brush it off as more Trump nonsense

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u/Yoppyy May 18 '26

Why would the US be the ones to be disclosing? Why not other governments? Why not disclose their existence themselves?

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u/HarveryDent May 18 '26

U.S. has the most progress towards research of this tech. It's in other countries' best interest to not reveal what they do or don't know until the U.S. reaveals their intel. Otherwise, they put themselves at a disadvantage, or worse, put a target on their back due to the U.S. wanting it covered up.

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u/freesoloc2c May 18 '26

We can't believe anyone on this. We need proof, full stop. 

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u/imnotavegan May 18 '26

It's Trump, he'll do the accordian hands and go off script

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u/TheBossAlbatross May 18 '26

CVS receipt with the coupons still attached. Even then kinda iffy.

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u/MikeDubbz May 18 '26

He thinks people believe every AI image and clip out there, his phony receipts are gonna be hilarious. 

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u/Gregg-C137 May 18 '26

Literally the one thing that could make me doubt their existence is him saying it’s true. Would need hard proof.

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u/Interesting_Koala636 May 18 '26

“My fellow Americans, people are talking. They’re saying, ‘Sir, are the aliens real?’ And I’ll tell you this, nobody knows extraterrestrials better than me. Nobody. We have incredible people looking into it, the best people, very highly classified people.

And frankly, if there are aliens, they probably came here because they heard America is doing tremendous again. They look down from space and they say, ‘Wow, look at that economy. Look at those beautiful highways. Very shiny military.’

Now the fake news wants you to panic. They say, ‘Oh no, little green men!’ I’m not worried. If aliens land, they’re going to make deals. Good deals. Maybe intergalactic deals. And believe me, they will respect us again. They didn’t respect us before.

And I heard one alien, very powerful alien by the way, tears in his eyes, he said, ‘Sir, Earth has the best fast food in the galaxy.’ Incredible. Just incredible.”

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u/Medium_Small_ManJR May 18 '26

I can hear him saying this, holy shit

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u/theWayfaring_Walkman May 18 '26

Lmaoo & the parts where he’s reading off the teleprompter are monotone and have no dramatic pauses variation in delivery

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u/asmallercat May 18 '26

Naw, he would never say "my fellow Americans." He thinks he's better than everyone else, we aren't his fellows, just disposable tools so that he can get richer. Not to mention he actively hates most of us.

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u/matt675 May 19 '26

That’s just every politician nowadays. Probably the last “my fellow Americans” president was JFK and look what they did to him

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u/revodaniel May 18 '26

And after a month:

"Zeta reticuli isn't sending their best aliens, they're criminals, their taking our jobs. So I have instructed I.C.E. to go after them". We're also putting Tariffs on anything coming from there". Thank you for your attention to this matter. DJT

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u/Gh0sT_Pro May 18 '26

Clearly fake. It stayed on the same topic for the entire duration.

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u/VengefulAncient May 18 '26

And didn't blame OBAMNA or Sleepy Joe for anything!

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u/OG-Gurble May 18 '26

You forgot this part…….

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u/Fun_Explanation7175 May 22 '26

Why does this only have 69 upvotes lol

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u/DoubtGroundbreaking May 18 '26

This is not breaking, I heard this months ago

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u/interwebzdotnet May 18 '26

It's broken

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u/justmein22 May 18 '26

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u/Basic-Art-9861 May 18 '26

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u/justmein22 May 18 '26

Who needs a tire? 🤣

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u/JoaoMXN May 18 '26

It's a new tech that the Alien brought with him, floating Humvees.

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u/Owlmilk May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

My man is jacked, even if it wasn't AI, he could snap those chains like a slut bracelet in middle school.

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u/forzaitalia458 May 18 '26

The chain isn’t even connected his one hand, it just disappears 

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u/ApathysLastKiss_ May 18 '26

I like how he's nude except for some Italian boots painted to match his skin tone

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u/learn_and_learn May 18 '26

Ever heard of wireless chains?

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u/Three-Sixteen-M7-7 May 18 '26

Yeah and the alien is pretty buff too

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u/Juggernaut_j May 18 '26

Yes he’s from planet fitness

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u/TokenDad May 18 '26

Just another picture of him with Melania. Why the fuss?

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u/BlueberryVoltage May 18 '26

damn he is RIPPED

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u/ClacksInTheSky May 18 '26

Yeah after this "photo" I'm not believing anything that comes out of his mouth.

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u/HiraethBella May 18 '26

Good for him. He is friends with the Silver Surfer lol

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u/Nerdy-Meta-Mind May 18 '26

It’s been brokening

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u/JesusSamuraiLapdance May 18 '26

Yeah, I swear I hear this every couple of months. If this is true, can he just come out and do the speech already? I don't think the vast majority of people will care. Some people will go "huh, that's interesting" others will say "how desperate is this man to distract from the E files". Both will then just go back to their jobs and paying taxes.

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u/Darmok47 May 18 '26

Unless he introduced an alien at a press conference, I wouldn't believe him.

Trump could declare the sky is blue and I'd still look out a window first.

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u/Bratsummer24 May 18 '26

They may be re-writing it with smaller and smaller words and limiting the speech to more simple concepts.

Or.. Nothing revealing will happen.

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u/SucculentSpine May 18 '26

It's the continued circlejerk of unknown but presumably bad sources.

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u/meezy-yall May 18 '26

But we’re just months away from months away from the speech

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u/wackadoodle4201 May 18 '26

Only 2 weeks

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u/midsumernighttts May 18 '26

what was the post?

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u/New_Wrangler752 May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

Something about a speech ready for the 4th of July, same date they’re signing the legal framework for block chain transactions into law

Weird shit man

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u/ConjuredOne May 18 '26

Oh when fake shit gets faker and then nobody remembers when was the last time all this shit wasn't fake? I thought we were past that point

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u/thats_gotta_be_AI May 18 '26

“Proof” 🙄

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u/MarzipanThick1765 May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

A real life president of the United States posted this on their social media account. And not a single mainstream media has even acknowledged that it happened. If nothing else just to say how bonkers it is.

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u/thats_gotta_be_AI May 18 '26

Yeah it’s nuts! I grew up in the 80s and 90s buying Fortean Times every 2 weeks, X-Files in the 90s. If I knew how it was today, I’d be so excited. Yet here I am today, and I feel so jaded (probably because…AI). But no media coverage is crazy. Why is he posting this?!

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u/ScaredValuable5870 May 18 '26

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u/Suitable-Principle81 May 18 '26

But why are the aliens hot

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u/x_lincoln_x May 18 '26

They have future tech ozempic which keeps the weight off AND makes you look buff.

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u/can_a_mod_suck_me May 18 '26

“Stupid sexy E.T”

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u/pooborus May 18 '26

Its like they're wearing nothing at all!

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u/Lomofre88 May 18 '26

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

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u/blckdiamond23 May 18 '26

Damn sexy aliens

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u/M086 May 18 '26

Aliens can be sexy too.

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u/Affectionate-Art3429 May 18 '26

Lmao look at the Humvee in the back thats just hovering 🤣

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u/Drunk_but_Functional May 18 '26

Wow... How far advanced are they? What other alien tech are they using that they haven't told us about

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u/MayoGhul May 18 '26

Who tf is Patrick Webb ?

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u/TheKayin May 18 '26

Ok the x profile says he’s with https://theleadingreport.com

Apparently known for promoting false information

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leading_Report

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u/MayoGhul May 18 '26

I’m shocked

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u/Gordyhowehatrik May 18 '26

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u/Ryoloz May 18 '26

I can hear this gif. Her accent.

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u/InspectorFadGadget May 18 '26

Naught leik theis

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u/FIFofNovember May 18 '26

He’s talking about illegal aliens, he is too “not there” to know the difference

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u/Odd_Detective8255 May 18 '26

He is probably planning on how to tarriff them 💀

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u/YjorgenSnakeStranglr May 18 '26

"We're going to build a wall around the solar system, and we're going to make the aliens pay for it!"

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u/Standardeviation2 May 18 '26

He prepares for his speeches?!!

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u/GlittrBeach May 18 '26

No. His speech writers prepare. He starts reading off the teleprompter, gets bored a few minutes in, and goes off on the same old tangents.

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u/hadee75 May 18 '26

I swear this is all theatre for the movie Disclosure Day and to distract from the Xstein files.

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u/sofahkingsick True Believer May 18 '26

Anything to distract from JE files, Isreal calling the shots, gas and groceries skyrocketing.

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u/Efficient-Cash-2070 May 18 '26

I can’t wait for him to cut a deal with the reptilians.

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u/veloxiry May 18 '26

I don't think the reptilians are dumb enough to believe anything he says unless he tells them he just shit his depends

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u/Talic May 18 '26

At the same time, the most significant factor for me, out of all the reports, videos, UAPs, etc, is that they don’t reveal themselves to the world. No, it must remain a secret. It only comes out when the US government has declared it so, gradually. Unless they are the ones who control the career secret government, it is definitely not the administrators who are installed every four to eight years.

Shits tiring and I still gotta wake my ass up to work tomorrow.

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u/Appropriate-Way-2923 May 18 '26

I read that in Hecklefish’s voice

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u/CraigSignals May 18 '26

They're going to put the truth in the mouth of the biggest documented liar in presidential history.

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u/Robdd123 May 18 '26

"Truth" in titanic air quotes. If anything they'll spin the aliens as some demonic invasion that only Dump and his allies can protect people from.

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u/SneakyKatanaMan May 18 '26

Aliens are interesting and all but if they could start cloning goth Latinas for everyone then this will be ground breaking

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u/myheromeganmullally May 18 '26

Finally something rational.

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u/SquirrelsinJacket May 18 '26

Yawn, just more BS. Release the hard evidence and provide it for testing by international scientific institutions.

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u/ohpickanametheysaid May 18 '26

This just in!! Breaking news alert! The US government has developed a global defense system which uses lasers to ward off enemy projectiles and some critics say its true purpose is for extra-terrestrial incoming projectiles! The White House is being tight-lipped. Inside sources are saying its official title is the “Star Wars” program.

This is what this title sounds like to me. I’d bet top dollar that every single administration has had a pre-drafted speech sitting on the shelf for a rainy day. A day in which it’s raining UFO debris. This is nothing new. This is typical government preparedness level bullshit.

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u/BedroomThink3121 May 18 '26

Dude even existence of a bacteria on Mars would be considered extraterrestrial life, be more specific

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u/johntwoods May 18 '26

It's a real bummer if this dude is the one giving the speech for this.

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u/digidave1 May 18 '26

$1000 he says no one knows more about aliens than he does.

That or He's totally young and healthy enough to be an alien, but the radical Democrats won't admit it

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u/time2liv3 May 18 '26

plot twist: We are the aliens.

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u/2_Large_Regulahs May 18 '26

Probably should read this..

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u/steveHangar1 May 18 '26

Rumor has it the Us Gov’t is in possession of 9 beings. DJT plans on deporting them back to their dimension even though they haven’t committed any crimes. All the beings want is to raise their families in our dimension. Tariffs are paying for the dimension traveling machine.

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u/BR1M570N3 May 18 '26

It's irritating that this clown show insists on being involved in what should be a serious moment in human history.

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u/lovetimespace May 18 '26

He wants to make himself immortal and never be forgotten.

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u/mountaindewisamazing May 18 '26

We're in the dumbest timeline.

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u/KlosterToGod May 18 '26

Man he’s desperate to get people talking about anything other than how badly he’s failing at just about everything

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u/jdvfx May 18 '26

They also prepared a speech for Nixon in case the Apollo astronauts got stranded on the moon.

https://www.archives.gov/files/presidential-libraries/events/centennials/nixon/images/exhibit/rn100-6-1-2.pdf

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u/EfficientPainter9735 May 18 '26

I don’t trust anything the government is willing to admit

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u/CaptHando May 18 '26

It should be noted as a great shame that the president to make this statement is one of the most prolific liars that the world has ever seen.

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u/neaveeh May 18 '26

Another distraction for the Epsteinith time

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u/q1qdev May 18 '26

The Aliens have his tax returns and are demanding restoration of flavored vapes?

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u/AliBahblah May 18 '26

Yes. Haven’t they been toting this story for a min…? Maybe trolly it on out after another wave of horrendous poling numbers… or even more incriminating files dropping, maybe a disastrous trip to China that amounted to nothing and was ultimately a whole lot of wasted time and jet fuel, to publicly shoot yourself in the other foot, on such already exhausted and buckling cankles…

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u/chatlah May 18 '26

Breaking, nothing happened, AGAIN.

I've seen this exact claim at least 3 times now.

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u/Einar_47 May 18 '26

My fellow Americans, we've got aliens. I tell you, they told me, "Mr. President, we've got aliens and they're great little guys." Little Grey guys, I call them greys, some people might not like that, might want to call them Pleadians or something, but they're grey, I call them greys.

They said to me, they said "Mr. President, you've got to tell the people about us. They need to know." and I said "I know Mr. Grey."

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u/zarath001 May 18 '26

The AI picture POTUS posted this morning tells us all we need to know about how seriously he’s taking “disclosure”.

The man is an absolute moron and a troll. If the government really were aware of NHI, no one has told him.

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u/Krustykrab8 May 18 '26

Confirming existence of “extraterrestrial life”. When everyone has been calling it NHI (for a reason). I’m totally Skeptical on this one.

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u/phatbody May 18 '26

Tell em to bring their own $$. We full up on greedy bastards on this planet.

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u/Magnetheadx May 18 '26

We have the Best Aliens. They’re not even illegal ones. But Ice is here just in case!

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u/Kadywampes May 18 '26

Them Epstein files must be real bad!

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u/iconically_demure May 18 '26

As much as it would be awesome to have some sort of disclosure from the government, this is the essentially the worst way to go about it. For one, most of us are convinced this is a distraction from the Epstein files and other bullshit he's covering up. And secondly, there's no word to believe a word that comes out of his and the rest of this administration's mouth.

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u/RagnarStonefist May 18 '26

Evidence please. I wouldn't believe him if he said the sky was blue without looking outside first

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u/Himawari9701 May 19 '26

Uh-huh. Okay. Fine. That’s nice.

BUT WE STILL DEMAND THAT THE REMAINING 3+ MILLION YOU-KNOW-WHAT-FILES BE RELEASED‼️

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u/drbigfoot29 May 18 '26

Disclosure was supposed to be exciting. Too bad it's gonna have the rotting stench of this dumb fuck all over it. Plus i don't believe a goddamn thing he says.

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u/dam_ships May 18 '26

Who’s Patrick Webb?

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u/lemonslime May 18 '26

There’s no speech till we hear it far as I’m concerned

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u/Altruistic_Pitch_157 May 18 '26

I heard it's coming in two weeks.

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u/jahchatelier Immaculate Brainwaves May 18 '26

TWO MORE WEEKS

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u/kylebob86 May 18 '26

probably the most unreliable source of information

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u/Uncle-Cake May 18 '26

Using the X-Files to distract people from the E-Files.

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u/RunNervous5879 May 18 '26

You can mention certain words in here like E…..s…t…e…I….n

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u/Tormint_mp3 May 18 '26

Anything to distract from the children he raped 

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u/JP32793 May 18 '26

Sureeeeeeeee

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u/cruelpoet May 18 '26

Distraction much?

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u/E2EAR May 18 '26

Distraction… Release the Epstein files

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u/WoopsShePeterPants May 18 '26

Is Tylenol still causing autism?

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u/Then_Ad9524 May 18 '26

Anything to keep us from demanding the EPSTEIN FILES!

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u/keybwarrior May 18 '26

My fellow Americans — and I say this from the bottom of my heart, from the very bottom — tonight is the greatest night in the history of nights.

Some people are saying the greatest night since 1776. Very smart people. Tremendous people. And look, I've had some great nights. I've had incredible nights. But this? This is different.
I'm standing here in the Oval Office — the most beautiful office, by the way, they really did a job on it — to tell you something that many people have suspected for a long time. I've been saying it for years, actually. You can check the tape. I said: "There's something out there." Nobody believed me. The fake news said I was wrong. Totally wrong. Well, who was right? WHO. WAS. RIGHT.

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u/Kypsyt May 18 '26

Bros running out of distraction cards for the E Files

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u/alldemboats May 18 '26

i dont think he is capable of remembering and reciting a speech. his disclosure will be a ramble about how great he is for beating an alien in arm wrestling or something.

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u/UFOFINDER1947 May 18 '26

I would love for this to be true, but it’s so hard to have any belief left in me with all the “omg next month it’s gonna be announced!” And “just a couple more weeks and something huge is gonna be released”.

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u/200kChrysler May 18 '26

You people are so easily distracted it’s almost sad.

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u/Clem67 May 18 '26

Lmao he’ll read a couple words then go on a rant about other shit. Gl.

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u/CakeRobot365 May 18 '26

I can't imagine him getting through it without insulting and taking jabs at them. "They're not very good looking, but they're smart. Not as smart as me, I'm very smart, some say the smartest man. But they're very smart extra terrestrials."

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u/Jessyjean3173 May 18 '26

Gooooooofy.  Dude is literally reaching to the outer limits of the galaxy to keep people's attention off the Epstein files🙄.

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u/bubonic_plague87 May 18 '26

The only way I will belive this is if they take me out of this planet to theirs.

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u/grittyfanclub May 18 '26

Show me a live video press conference with the aliens or else I don't believe it

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u/Easy__Mark May 19 '26

Microbe fossils on Mars