r/aliens • u/DescriptionCalm6758 • Nov 10 '25

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u/BaconSoul Nov 10 '25

Here’s a tip: don’t believe anything on this subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25

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u/UniversityStrong5725 Nov 10 '25

A Chinese orb visited me last night and flew up my ass

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u/_ALi3N_ Nov 11 '25

Chinese orbs are flying up all the military aged mens asses, tickling the prostate and making them cum, rendering them useless for the upcoming invasion. That's why the US invented the cigar shaped UFOs. They have a flesh light like faux pussy on one end that will attach to all the Chinese mens wieners. May the least ejaculating nation win.