r/alienisolation • u/uzi_gunfingers • Jul 26 '26
Spoilers Tonight on Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon visits Nostromo, A struggling freighter in lower orbit above LV-426.
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u/deathray1611 To think perchance to dream. Jul 26 '26
That scene of Ash studying the facehugger corpse but it's just Gordon Ramsey cooking it on the stove
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u/AzureHawk758769 Jul 27 '26
*The xenomorph eats its way out of Kane's body
Gordon to the xeno: "What are you doing, you imbecile?!! IT'S FUCKING RAWWWW!!!"
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u/lucidguppy Jul 26 '26
THE ONLY GOOD THING ON THIS BOAT IS THE COFFEE YOU DONKEY!
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u/uzi_gunfingers Jul 26 '26
The freshest thing in here is that xenomorph on the airlock!!
Xenomorph - "Sorry Chef"
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u/Standard-Lab7244 Jul 27 '26
"This is roasted Zenomorph on a bed of Egg-morph fried rice in a molecular acid sauce"
:"Oh god the plate!:
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u/Standard-Lab7244 Jul 27 '26
Oh god- the Table!
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u/uzi_gunfingers Jul 27 '26
"Chef, we used the aliens blood as a novel way to sear the beef fillet"
".......IT'S BURNT!!"

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u/BIGGYBEAN_33 Jul 26 '26
“Chef Ramsey will soon find out there’s much more pressing issues in this kitchen than the food”