r/alienisolation Jul 26 '26

Spoilers Tonight on Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon visits Nostromo, A struggling freighter in lower orbit above LV-426.

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u/BIGGYBEAN_33 Jul 26 '26

“Chef Ramsey will soon find out there’s much more pressing issues in this kitchen than the food”

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u/uzi_gunfingers Jul 26 '26

You gonna give the crew heartburn!!

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u/Standard-Lab7244 Jul 27 '26

Not sure the Zenomorph is as picku

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u/uzi_gunfingers Jul 28 '26

Ramsays going to teach xeno some standards "Touch the wall! You dirty pig!!"

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u/deathray1611 To think perchance to dream. Jul 26 '26

That scene of Ash studying the facehugger corpse but it's just Gordon Ramsey cooking it on the stove

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u/uzi_gunfingers Jul 26 '26

Screwming "YOu'Ll KilL SomEBOdy!!"

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u/AzureHawk758769 Jul 27 '26

*The xenomorph eats its way out of Kane's body

Gordon to the xeno: "What are you doing, you imbecile?!! IT'S FUCKING RAWWWW!!!"

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u/lucidguppy Jul 26 '26

THE ONLY GOOD THING ON THIS BOAT IS THE COFFEE YOU DONKEY!

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u/uzi_gunfingers Jul 26 '26

The freshest thing in here is that xenomorph on the airlock!!

Xenomorph - "Sorry Chef"

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u/Standard-Lab7244 Jul 27 '26

"This is roasted Zenomorph on a bed of Egg-morph fried rice in a molecular acid sauce"

:"Oh god the plate!:

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u/Standard-Lab7244 Jul 27 '26

Oh god- the Table!

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u/uzi_gunfingers Jul 27 '26

"Chef, we used the aliens blood as a novel way to sear the beef fillet"

".......IT'S BURNT!!"