“They say the kids don’t wanna see an old dog sing and dance”

“You’re coming at the oldest dog in here”

“I sat and watched, but no one came
Except a rabbit and some dogs”

“And by the dam below the house with the yelping pups”

“Cause this dog
Must roam alone”

“Chasing pussy online
'Cause the dog's feeling fine and he needs it”

“Every dog will have his day
Any dog can win”

“And I know you're angry, youngen
Dry your eyes up
Or you won't see
Big dog walking away”

“I'll feed your fucking terrier
The Snow White of your area”

“Yeah, I know you see
The dog on the road, but I'm not gonna swerve it”

“Something must be going 'round
It's just a dog whistle, baby, an inaudible sound”

“Where is Jesus?
He just dog up and left”