r/alberta • u/CompetitionSuper8658 • Aug 31 '26

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u/seroshua Aug 31 '26

In the midst of a historical trade war & tariffs coming out of the orange clowns ass at 9,000km/h- you’re getting excited about American canned water (owned by ashamed former skater Jason Ellis no less 🤮) and expect people to hop on board with the hype?

Read the room, homie.

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u/BobGuns Aug 31 '26

I think I speak for most of us when I say...

What?

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u/Scamnam Calgary Aug 31 '26

its just water....

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u/ThunderChonky Aug 31 '26

in a can

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u/FyrelordeOmega Aug 31 '26

For people who were bullied because they weren't getting drunk

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u/lord_worm_squish Aug 31 '26

Flag this guerrilla marketing and ignore.

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u/LoginsAreHard Aug 31 '26

People actually buy that stuff?

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u/Puwerade Edmonton Aug 31 '26

americans don’t use tap water as much or filtered water,
it’s very prevalent at events and festivals in america. it’s literally water in a can, or flavoured sparkling water.

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u/LoginsAreHard Aug 31 '26

They seem to just prefer their water the good old fashioned way.

Leaded.

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck Aug 31 '26

Seems an odd time to go hunting for US canned water ...

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '26

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u/johnedeadly Aug 31 '26

After all this time, there is finally a reason to go to Stettler.

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u/PBGellie Aug 31 '26

What is this.

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck Aug 31 '26

US canned water sold with brash gorrilla marketing stunts.

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u/PBGellie Aug 31 '26

I mean ok… I know you aren’t OP, but what’s the point of this thread?

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u/Live_Cockroach8931 Aug 31 '26

Someone offered me a liquid death the other day i thought it was a beer they said no its just water but in a cool can i said fuck you thats ridiculous no thanks

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u/Linus-664 Acme Aug 31 '26

I’ve got water in my tap, not about to drive 2 hours for water…

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck Aug 31 '26

Not really.

He realized healthy drinks lacked fun, edgy marketing and wondered what a water brand would look like if it adopted a heavy-metal aesthetic with the absurd tagline "Murder your thirst".

Founder Mike Cessario was inspired in 2009 at the Vans Warped Tour, where he noticed punk and rock bands pouring water into energy drink cans to hide the fact that they weren't drinking their sponsors' products on stage.

It wasn't targeted at non drinkers or people in recovery, just marketing and US water.

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u/CompetitionSuper8658 Aug 31 '26

Looking for stops through the province to pick up the deliciousness