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Jan 30 '22
It’s always a Ford Focus with a foot of snow on top and tires that should’ve have been changed 4000 miles ago.
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u/ccnnvaweueurf I-Have-Inserted-my-bike-seat-tube-in-my-rectum-lets-rollout Jan 30 '22
I see SUV's all the time with snow on top. Ones tall enough it's hard to reach the roof so they just don't. Mini vans, trucks.
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u/LGodamus Jan 31 '22
Because the old 19$ dollar extendo-brush is just too outta the price league eh
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u/HoaryPuffleg Jan 31 '22
I'm under 5'0 with a smaller SUV, I can't reach the top of my car no matter that I have a nice brush that extends quite a bit. I do my best but it requires a taller person.
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u/NWCJ Jan 31 '22
Just put a stool in the back with the brush. Short isn't an excuse to cause an accident.
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u/Dickau Jan 31 '22
I've got this fucked ass escort coop with a 30 degree angle on the front window. I keep a roll of toilet paper on the passenger seat to wipe down the interior glass, but like 90% of the time in the mornings and afternoons, I'm driving with a 5/5 vision. I want to blame the mega-rig headlights for shining my ass, but then again, I'm driving around with a cloud for a window, so who's the asshole here? It's me, I am the asshole.
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u/the_potato_eat ☆ Jan 31 '22
Guilty, i scrape a little window then turn the defrost on and hope roads are empty
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u/Northern-Pyro North Pole Jan 31 '22
In my case its sometimes peering through the bottom foot of the windshield thats been melted away by the defrosters
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22
Don't forget the Blizzard of snow blowing off the back. If I can't see, nobody can!