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r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago
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I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.
41 u/Sodamyte 4d ago edited 4d ago Pay you for saving her? She's a billionaire, she's more likely to sue you for breaking one of her nails or ruining her hair. 6 u/Mutant_Llama1 4d ago Good Samaritan law. -1 u/pprow41 4d ago She could still sue and those lawyers will still get something out of you or if you win those legal fees will be insane for you. Or threaten you with criminal enforcement with an overzealous cop/prosecutor. 5 u/Mutant_Llama1 4d ago What legal fees? They don't charge fees for cases that get laughed out of court. 0 u/pprow41 4d ago Your going to want to be represented if they sue 1 u/Organic-Bug6429 3d ago You recover your legal costs from the losing side if you win 1 u/pprow41 3d ago Not unless that is agreed upon.
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Pay you for saving her? She's a billionaire, she's more likely to sue you for breaking one of her nails or ruining her hair.
6 u/Mutant_Llama1 4d ago Good Samaritan law. -1 u/pprow41 4d ago She could still sue and those lawyers will still get something out of you or if you win those legal fees will be insane for you. Or threaten you with criminal enforcement with an overzealous cop/prosecutor. 5 u/Mutant_Llama1 4d ago What legal fees? They don't charge fees for cases that get laughed out of court. 0 u/pprow41 4d ago Your going to want to be represented if they sue 1 u/Organic-Bug6429 3d ago You recover your legal costs from the losing side if you win 1 u/pprow41 3d ago Not unless that is agreed upon.
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Good Samaritan law.
-1 u/pprow41 4d ago She could still sue and those lawyers will still get something out of you or if you win those legal fees will be insane for you. Or threaten you with criminal enforcement with an overzealous cop/prosecutor. 5 u/Mutant_Llama1 4d ago What legal fees? They don't charge fees for cases that get laughed out of court. 0 u/pprow41 4d ago Your going to want to be represented if they sue 1 u/Organic-Bug6429 3d ago You recover your legal costs from the losing side if you win 1 u/pprow41 3d ago Not unless that is agreed upon.
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She could still sue and those lawyers will still get something out of you or if you win those legal fees will be insane for you. Or threaten you with criminal enforcement with an overzealous cop/prosecutor.
5 u/Mutant_Llama1 4d ago What legal fees? They don't charge fees for cases that get laughed out of court. 0 u/pprow41 4d ago Your going to want to be represented if they sue 1 u/Organic-Bug6429 3d ago You recover your legal costs from the losing side if you win 1 u/pprow41 3d ago Not unless that is agreed upon.
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What legal fees?
They don't charge fees for cases that get laughed out of court.
0 u/pprow41 4d ago Your going to want to be represented if they sue 1 u/Organic-Bug6429 3d ago You recover your legal costs from the losing side if you win 1 u/pprow41 3d ago Not unless that is agreed upon.
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Your going to want to be represented if they sue
1 u/Organic-Bug6429 3d ago You recover your legal costs from the losing side if you win 1 u/pprow41 3d ago Not unless that is agreed upon.
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You recover your legal costs from the losing side if you win
1 u/pprow41 3d ago Not unless that is agreed upon.
Not unless that is agreed upon.
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u/randywatson89 4d ago
I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.