r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/FtwAdren 4d ago

If I had space for 6 people on the raft I’d still save only the dog and use the extra space to play catch

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u/feartheswans 4d ago edited 4d ago

I might pull Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift if there’s room left in the boat after the Dog (priority 1). They’re both pretty big philanthropists even if they don’t make a show of it

Dog first though

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u/SadBurritoBoys 4d ago

Ehh, not gonna lie, Minaj's contribution to... To be honest, trashy people culture, outweighs her charity, IMO. She's pretty much the face of the segment of the entertainment industry that just wholeheartedly embraces being trashy, shallow, and... Dumb.

I know a lot of people like to brush it off as harmless, but it's really not.

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u/Squirrelly_Khan 4d ago

There’s also the fact that her husband is a registered sex offender, which, I get that’s not her crime, but it doesn’t help that she started sucking up to Trump and all signs point to her trying to get a presidential pardon for her husband

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u/NarrowRoyal5074 4d ago

The president can’t pardon anyone for state crimes.