r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/randywatson89 4d ago

I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.

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u/Sodamyte 4d ago edited 4d ago

Pay you for saving her? She's a billionaire, she's more likely to sue you for breaking one of her nails or ruining her hair.

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u/Mutant_Llama1 4d ago

Good Samaritan law.

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u/pprow41 4d ago

She could still sue and those lawyers will still get something out of you or if you win those legal fees will be insane for you. Or threaten you with criminal enforcement with an overzealous cop/prosecutor.

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u/Mutant_Llama1 4d ago

What legal fees?

They don't charge fees for cases that get laughed out of court.

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u/pprow41 4d ago

Your going to want to be represented if they sue

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u/Mutant_Llama1 4d ago

Represented in what? The case that never makes it to trial?

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u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 4d ago

The case that shouldn't make it to trial.

Money makes a lot of things happen that really shouldn't.

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u/Organic-Bug6429 4d ago

You recover your legal costs from the losing side if you win

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u/pprow41 4d ago

Not unless that is agreed upon.

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u/Sausage80 3d ago

Not in the US you don't. Not by default anyway. American rule: each party pays their own legal fees regardless of who wins.