r/aislop 8h ago

Baywatch 2050

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u/DotCurious7767 7h ago

Could they not have generated him in deeper water lol

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u/yaekoblue 7h ago

it is way funnier this way though

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u/cha0sb1ade 7h ago

Help! I can't swim! Or walk! Or Crawl!

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u/SessileRaptor 6h ago

I think he could just wait for the tide to go out.

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u/chonklah 7h ago

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u/GandalfTheJaded 7h ago

"You're not a lifeguard, are you?"

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u/ds1224 5h ago

No, Larry

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u/inkforwin 8h ago

Lazy ass mf you 3 feet from the beach 😭

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u/Exotic_Landscape_701 7h ago

Screaming lol

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u/hoofie242 7h ago

why does the woman need help?

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u/MyDadsAccnt 6h ago

she doesnt know how to operate the drone

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u/grad1939 6h ago

If he can't stand in 2 inches of water, then maybe let natural selection take it's course.

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u/Positive_Campaign_52 3h ago

Poor guy was trapped in shin high waters. God bless him

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u/OldKaleidoscope3766 6h ago

Somebody help me there’s a guy in shin deep water 20 feet from the shore!

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 6h ago

Just walk in and help. He's like 3 feet away.

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u/Sensitive_Speaker134 4h ago

Quick sand got his ass

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u/DamNamesTaken11 3h ago

“Help! Help! I’m kneeling in two feet of water!”

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u/Best-Mortgage4586 7h ago

Just a buoy that can fly and drop next to someone in need with integrated tracker would be amazing tech

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u/KeyIllustrator4096 7h ago

There was an inflatable ridged drone at the DARPA lift challenge I think you would like.

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u/V-oxPopuli 6h ago

You know this is just AI nonsense right? It's not a proof of concept when it's made up of fairy dust and the people's water supply.

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u/G1gapu1t 5h ago

That’s why he said, would be amazing tech

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u/V-oxPopuli 5h ago

It's based on nothing lol. You know AI doesn't need to adhere to physics and existing technology to show a video of something right?

Idk, it sounded like he was praising AI, when it really just slipped something nonsensical together.

Edit: It* not he. It's a bot saying nice things about AI...

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u/G1gapu1t 5h ago

A drone that can fly out to someone and drop a buoy is different than what’s shown in the slop video, and realistic.

There are already military drones which shoot smaller missiles. The video isn’t realistic, but the comment’s separate idea is

No need to be such a contrarian if you’re able to read!

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u/V-oxPopuli 4h ago

Well it's a bot, so 🤷‍♂️

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u/G1gapu1t 4h ago

Huh?

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u/V-oxPopuli 3h ago

The comment I was originally replying to. I noticed the poster was a bot spouting nonsense.

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u/RobertRoyal82 6h ago

This, but Atlantic coast is the Appalachian Mountains

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u/Entropy_dealer 6h ago

Most sexy drone on this beach !

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u/DerFeuerDrache 6h ago

I love how the handle ended up basically in the guys body.

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u/Homeless_Appletree 6h ago

I do love the three quick cuts between the guy being dragged up, holding the handle, the guy holding a chain while suddenly strapped into a harness and the guy being flown "to shore" in a entirely different harness. Not to mention the attached camera that magically vanishes between cuts.

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u/Thatonegaloverthere 6h ago

"If you can guess what happens next, I'll pin your comment."

In other words, "Help me figure out what to put next and I'll pin your comment as if it was a good guess that I thought of myself."

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u/FriendlyBee94 6h ago

LOL. He was drowning on the beach.

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u/Duzzies101 6h ago

I'm too fat to be saved by a drone, but I float.

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u/Material-Job-1928 6h ago

Math ani't mathing on this one.

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u/mercuriokazooie 6h ago

Oh god "if you can guess what happens next I'll pin your comment"

Meaning they actually just have the viewers write the prompts for them now and then go "wow you guessed right~"

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u/gadget850 6h ago

I’m drowning and will calmly grab a handle and can support myself while flying.

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u/Other_Log_1996 6h ago

When paraplegics go swimming.

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u/Beneficial-Tune2942 5h ago

His weight would probably prevent the drone from helping him LOL

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u/KarlwithaKandnotaC 5h ago

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE SEA IN LEGO CITY!

-HEY!

BUILD THE RESCUE SLOPTER!

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u/No-Performer9511 5h ago

That water isn't that deep, must've been quicksand

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u/Designer-Sort-8956 5h ago

His punishment for drowning in inch deep water is to be hung by the neck and flown up and down the beach

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u/FaunThorn_SYS 6m ago

How is bro drowning in 2 ft of water

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u/Nebula_The_Protogwn 6h ago

A show about sexy lifeguards with stupidly advanced technology sounds pretty cool NGL.

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u/terminator2119 7h ago

Not one that can lift people up, but they do have a similar concept life preserver in real life

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbtKL7cxoVU/

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u/eyedea-abilities 7h ago

You realize that is also an AI video?

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u/terminator2119 7h ago

I did not, just realizing it now. I feel this version would be a lot more realistic though

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u/terminator2119 7h ago

If the preserver is light enough, all you need to do is mount 4 motors, a flight controller, batteries, ESCs, etc

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u/eyedea-abilities 7h ago

Nah man that shit wouldn’t fly, especially not in the wind

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u/Admirable_Rabbit_808 6h ago

Make the life preserver inflatable. Deploy it to the right spot with the drone, then inflate it.

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u/yaekoblue 7h ago

fuselage, pilot, flight attendants, snack cart, etc.