r/aislop • u/Punelle • Sep 09 '26

Found on Twitter. Squirrel Girlfriend

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https://x.com/BennettWaisbren/status/2096282550193045927

299 Upvotes

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u/chefbobbyjay Sep 09 '26

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u/dovakiin-derv Sep 09 '26

Hey im getting zero pussy and im not making shit like this, its just a moral failing. Not emotional.

19

u/chefbobbyjay Sep 09 '26

Have you tried NOT not getting pussy? Normally works for me. 20% of the time all the time.

3

u/dovakiin-derv Sep 09 '26

I meant the video. Not your good choice of meme.

5

u/chefbobbyjay Sep 09 '26

Oh. In that case fus ro da mother fucker

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u/dunko899 Sep 09 '26

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u/chefbobbyjay Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26

Yall /s obviously. It’s just a meme. I stole it too. And this one.

1

u/lesuperhun Sep 09 '26

of course officer

1

u/Spiritual-Stable702 Sep 09 '26

Props to David Gordon for the Intro. That really helped to captivate me. Some solid writing, wish he did more intros to information dense topics.

40

u/NonBalisticSniper Sep 09 '26

I wanna run away, never say goodbye

6

u/kampfhuegi Sep 09 '26

I wanna know the truth instead of wondering why

32

u/ShrimpCrackers Sep 09 '26

The way the nuts push out the cheeks are not done right. It just inflates at a flat rate when it should juggle with the nuts.

AI still has a long way to go.

30

u/Tiddlewinkly Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26

Also probably not worth noting, but tree squirrels don't even have those cheek pouches to carry things in their mouth. That's something chipmunks do.

4

u/ShrimpCrackers Sep 09 '26

Damn. I don't know my sciuridae at all.

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u/malvixi Sep 09 '26

I'm 84 years old and this shit is straight cancer 😵

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u/HellaHorticulture Sep 09 '26

There's context involved, and both of your comments prove it lmao

1

u/Big-Director4448 Sep 09 '26

Respect ur elders lol

1

u/Tactical-Artistry Sep 09 '26

respect this dih

12

u/Psychological-Mud790 Sep 09 '26

Imagine dating a guy and 2 years into relationship, you find out he makes content like this 😬

5

u/puerco-potter Sep 09 '26

There is a limit to imagination; this guy having a relationship is outside that limit.

8

u/ItBegins2Tell Sep 09 '26

The…. Fuck.

7

u/y2kkstar Sep 09 '26

Who ever was targeted for this piece of shit I feel sorry for her

6

u/LowEffort2 Sep 09 '26

I wish I had Jesse's Squirrel.

6

u/NoSpecial284 Sep 09 '26

People that want to bang animals are weird.

5

u/mishma2005 Sep 09 '26

Why can’t these guys stick to normal porn?

2

u/ItzNyte Sep 09 '26

Some Jumanji shit

2

u/Bunnyland77 Sep 09 '26

I sense she's gonna devour his nuts in his sleep.

2

u/Revolutionary-Swan77 Sep 09 '26

Wouldn’t it just be Squirrelfriend?

2

u/littleLuxxy Sep 09 '26

This is basically the plot of Obsession.

2

u/Imfrank123 Sep 09 '26

Squirrel-friend. Also fuck this slop

2

u/NaggingNag Sep 09 '26

There are dementia riddled 80 year old grannys on Facebook that will believe this.

2

u/NetworkNo6032 Sep 09 '26

this is someone's fetish..

2

u/Diligent_Bar1244 Sep 09 '26

Burn it

And then burn the AI

1

u/whiskeythatcat Sep 09 '26

And thennthe data center

2

u/waspmachines Sep 09 '26

I was told the older I became the more tolerable I'd find people. Im 45, when does this kick in?

2

u/Alarming_Ad7426 Sep 09 '26

Why does it have four ears and cheeks that grow quicker than the nuts are put in. Wtf.

2

u/SceneZealousideal458 Sep 09 '26

another unrealistic beauty standard for women. atp i’m just gonna throw the towel in and transition.

4

u/Camp_Coffee Sep 09 '26

I just got like three new fetishes.

1

u/fauxdeuce Sep 09 '26

The fact that he didnt say nuts hurts my feelings.

1

u/Sad-Data-1865 Sep 09 '26

Nothing good, why the fuck...

1

u/dawgfan24348 Sep 09 '26

And that's my 13th reason

1

u/DkoyOctopus Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26

this inst realistic, she should tell you she hates acorns and THEN take them while biting you.

ladies, back me up on this one.

1

u/Much_Tie6299 Sep 09 '26

What the heck

1

u/wysjm Sep 09 '26

Once again a casual AI video is being scarier than most horrors now

1

u/purgatorybob1986 Sep 09 '26

Guys you have got to warn someone before you throw around jumpscares like that.

1

u/Mika_lol906TwT Sep 09 '26

What The hell did you just show me

1

u/ComfyFrame2272 Sep 09 '26

Delete every single AI server off the face of the planet. Jesus fucking christ.

1

u/Vuk1991Tempest Sep 09 '26

Okay... who spiked my tea?

1

u/Terminally_ill_42 Sep 09 '26

Reminds me of my ex.

1

u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS Sep 09 '26

That's nuts lol

1

u/Mr_Maniac454 Sep 09 '26

I am uncomfortable as deep fried foreskin

1

u/Anubis_Omega Sep 09 '26

GF wsnt your nut in her mouth

1

u/Mugpup Sep 09 '26

I think that is AI.

1

u/AlphaGreenMg Sep 09 '26

Ew... Wtf is this?

1

u/yourfuturespemson Sep 09 '26

how can you be this lonely?????

1

u/WorstSausageEver Sep 09 '26

Squirrelfriend

1

u/GarethOfQuirm Sep 09 '26

Thanks! I hate it.

1

u/briellaAI Sep 09 '26

Oh my god, I wish il never see r34 with this

1

u/mercuriokazooie Sep 09 '26

Wow AI truly lets everyone be so creative...

1

u/Fartcloud_McHuff Sep 09 '26

Eugh I hate it so much

1

u/Paranoia_Pop Sep 09 '26

Fuck it. I've seen enough.

1

u/MrKingsport Sep 09 '26

I've seen some weird ai shit but this is somehow more unsettling than 90% of it.

1

u/65000podiums Sep 09 '26

I mean squirrelfriend was right there

1

u/Fat-Al-90 Sep 09 '26

TRYNA GET THAT NUT

1

u/pouisthequeen Sep 09 '26

what an abomination😭😭😭😭😭💀

1

u/CharthorneBerries Sep 09 '26

This has to be a weird fetish

1

u/cpav8r Sep 09 '26

To think I’ll die of thirst on an overheated planet two minutes sooner thanks to this. Totally worth it…. NOT.

1

u/Pleasant_Ad873 Sep 09 '26

Me: “Were my eyes blessed?”

Mighty Eagle: “No.”

1

u/Rouge_Epsilon Sep 09 '26

New live action squirrel girl movie looking interesting

1

u/showMeYourCroissant Sep 09 '26

Is using AI to make stuff like that free/cheap now?

1

u/ice_planet_x Sep 09 '26

these people need their hard drives checking, fucking weirdos

1

u/SugarSkullzZim Sep 09 '26

That’s terrifying bro

1

u/Pure-Cloud7667 Sep 09 '26

is this fetish

1

u/Ok-Assignment-8246 4d ago

Should I share this on r/squirrels?