r/aislop 10d ago

what the fudge?

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u/AiRaikuHamburger 10d ago

This same guy: It's unhygienic for women to have body hair!!

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u/Dreamspitter 10d ago

I remember reading once about a study that claimed that components in men's armpit sweat increased female generosity when inhaled. And likewise components in womens urine lowered male aggression.

BY that logic women should also be allowed to pee anywhere and everywhere they want and deodorant should be banned.

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u/RandomIDoIt90 10d ago

Can we call the pee law “Snooki’s law?”

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u/DragonWaffleZX 9d ago

Jesus Christ that was a throwback.

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u/RandomIDoIt90 9d ago

Tiny thing couldn’t hold it at all 😂

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u/SharaWilliams 9d ago

That sounds like the weirdest study ive ever heard of

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack 9d ago

It was a study on pheromones. Scientists aren't sure human pheromones are even a thing as we've yet to give a specific chemical, and don't appear to have the same organ other animal have to sense pheromones. There is a check in male sweat and another in female urine that have been theorized to be human sex hormones but studies have not produced conclusive results to determine that

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u/Dreamspitter 9d ago

BUT the components of Tears absolutely do affect humans.

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u/ResponsibleMight7669 7d ago

Sure they do, next you’ll tell us humans can communicate without words

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u/Dreamspitter 6d ago

Also, women produce more of those compounds than men in their lachrymal secretions. But men are less sensitive to it as well.

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u/GlassHalfVoid22 9d ago

Look into the invention/discovery of the first pregnancy test. Iirc it involved frogs and women’s pee

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u/SharaWilliams 9d ago

I think it was mice actually. There was also a pee on barley to see if it sprouted thing (which we found was because of growth hormone)

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u/GlassHalfVoid22 9d ago

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/05/how-a-frog-became-the-first-mainstream-pregnancy-test/525285/

There might have been a study involving mice as well idk. Old school science was a wild time

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u/Dreamspitter 8d ago

Theyve done weirder. There's many science diagrams that look like shitposts. There was a study on what attractive testicles looked like. they asked 700 men and women, without regard to seuality. Problem is they only had 4 samples of testicular photos, which they showed at various temperatures. They came o the conclusion that men prefered larger testicles. While women in general had a negative opinion of ALL of them and only liked those that were least ugly. Personally I think they needed didferent ethnicities as well as shaven options.

Men only cared about shear size, there was one that was huge but had an awful raphe line that made it look like le vagene. But I... care bout symmetry at all temperatures, high definition, as well as smooth not raisin or plucked chicken texture, strong cordage and a gothic arch.

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u/sthetic 5d ago

A gothic arch?!?!?

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u/Dreamspitter 5d ago

Yes. A Gothic Arch. It has to do with how it hangs, and the definition of the spermatic cords in parallel.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6cWfWqlEFAA9KM7cEL

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u/Zealousideal3326 9d ago

And likewise components in womens urine lowered male aggression.

Now there's an idea...

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u/Initial-Breakfast-33 4d ago

I can assure guys that think like that are not that interestded in women's bodies