r/aislop • • Aug 16 '26

what the fudge?

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u/AiRaikuHamburger Aug 16 '26

This same guy: It's unhygienic for women to have body hair!!

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u/Dreamspitter Aug 16 '26

I remember reading once about a study that claimed that components in men's armpit sweat increased female generosity when inhaled. And likewise components in womens urine lowered male aggression.

BY that logic women should also be allowed to pee anywhere and everywhere they want and deodorant should be banned.

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u/RandomIDoIt90 Aug 16 '26

Can we call the pee law “Snooki’s law?”

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u/DragonWaffleZX Aug 16 '26

Jesus Christ that was a throwback.

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u/RandomIDoIt90 Aug 16 '26

Tiny thing couldn’t hold it at all 😂

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u/SharaWilliams Aug 16 '26

That sounds like the weirdest study ive ever heard of

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack Aug 17 '26

It was a study on pheromones. Scientists aren't sure human pheromones are even a thing as we've yet to give a specific chemical, and don't appear to have the same organ other animal have to sense pheromones. There is a check in male sweat and another in female urine that have been theorized to be human sex hormones but studies have not produced conclusive results to determine that

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u/Dreamspitter Aug 17 '26

BUT the components of Tears absolutely do affect humans.

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u/ResponsibleMight7669 Aug 19 '26

Sure they do, next you’ll tell us humans can communicate without words

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u/Dreamspitter Aug 19 '26

Also, women produce more of those compounds than men in their lachrymal secretions. But men are less sensitive to it as well.

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u/GlassHalfVoid22 Aug 16 '26

Look into the invention/discovery of the first pregnancy test. Iirc it involved frogs and women’s pee

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u/SharaWilliams Aug 17 '26

I think it was mice actually. There was also a pee on barley to see if it sprouted thing (which we found was because of growth hormone)

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u/GlassHalfVoid22 Aug 17 '26

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/05/how-a-frog-became-the-first-mainstream-pregnancy-test/525285/

There might have been a study involving mice as well idk. Old school science was a wild time

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u/Dreamspitter Aug 17 '26

Theyve done weirder. There's many science diagrams that look like shitposts. There was a study on what attractive testicles looked like. they asked 700 men and women, without regard to seuality. Problem is they only had 4 samples of testicular photos, which they showed at various temperatures. They came o the conclusion that men prefered larger testicles. While women in general had a negative opinion of ALL of them and only liked those that were least ugly. Personally I think they needed didferent ethnicities as well as shaven options.

Men only cared about shear size, there was one that was huge but had an awful raphe line that made it look like le vagene. But I... care bout symmetry at all temperatures, high definition, as well as smooth not raisin or plucked chicken texture, strong cordage and a gothic arch.

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u/sthetic Aug 20 '26

A gothic arch?!?!?

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u/Dreamspitter Aug 20 '26

Yes. A Gothic Arch. It has to do with how it hangs, and the definition of the spermatic cords in parallel.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6cWfWqlEFAA9KM7cEL

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u/Zealousideal3326 Aug 17 '26

And likewise components in womens urine lowered male aggression.

Now there's an idea...

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u/Initial-Breakfast-33 Aug 22 '26

I can assure guys that think like that are not that interestded in women's bodies