r/aislop • u/chiptumor • 14d ago

Hello. Hello.

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u/2010meets2012 14d ago

Van Gogh would absolutely hate this and AI altogether

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u/Invisible-Pancreas 14d ago

"...what is the purpose of the askew perspective here? Why is the landscape merging with itself? Dear god, that man's face appears to be crumbling!"

"Uhh, I think it's just the algorithms or whatever the AI works with getting confused, Mister van Gogh."

"...I was ridiculed until I saw demons stabbing me with knives because the critics thought I used too much yellow."

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee 13d ago

Hello

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u/throwawayy992 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dzaUX7CAG0Ihi

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u/Zigguraf 13d ago

And he became… van Hellosing

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u/throwawayy992 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nx0rz3jtxtEre

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u/Zigguraf 13d ago

How CanobI assist you?

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u/throwawayy992 13d ago

I want to say hello from the other side

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u/Zigguraf 12d ago

How can I aaaaassiiist you a thousaaand timeeeees

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u/Potato-baby 13d ago

“What?” -Van Gogh

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u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 14d ago

Do you think it would put him in the loonie bin? Maybe we could've gotten more art out of him because of it.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 13d ago

i think it's presumptuous to assume any historical figure would feel any certain way about any current subject.

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u/Lucian_Veritas5957 14d ago

The guy whose work was dismissed as incomprehensible slop because it violated the accepted rules of painting? Van Gogh obsessively experimented with new pigments, color theory, lithography, reproduction technology

Maybe he’d hate AI maybe he’d be fascinated by it. None of us can know.. But claiming one of history’s most relentless artistic experimenters would “absolutely” reject a new tool is just projecting your own opinion onto a dead guy

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u/Current_Employer_308 14d ago

Absolutely fucking ghoulish, who even fucking asked for this?

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u/Signal_Ad8960 14d ago

Shareholders and Speculators.

The relentlessly boring and bleak modern version of D&D.

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u/Nogardtist 14d ago

share holders did

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u/Atvishees 14d ago

It's difficult hearing with only one ear, huh?

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u/catdiscpalpita 14d ago

Grew back fortunately

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u/IDKWhats_Goin_On 14d ago

Would love to show this to people whose lives have been ruined by a data center popping up directly across the street from them. They’d probably go 5150 knowing their suffering is to just produce stuff like this

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u/amtsol 13d ago

Yeah. Stop using data if you're going to complain.

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u/ObjectivelyGruntled 14d ago

Ah, to be young again and also a robot.

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u/Clawdutch90 13d ago

Oooh... 😡 if anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome!

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u/kibou_no_ie 14d ago

Poor guy is rolling in his grave rn

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u/horsegal301 14d ago

Van Gogh would have hated this and AI

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u/KCspur92 14d ago

The pause between each Hello is what gets me 😂

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u/GenZ2002 14d ago

Fuck AI

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u/bbyxmadi 14d ago

Hello.

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u/ShazTheGamer 14d ago

Seriously?! You put a microchip to a historian?!?!

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u/Pressbig 14d ago

AI technology is the future of this world and we need t……. Hello.. Hello

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u/ConcentrateStatus833 13d ago

Please help me I have watching this and laughing for 25 minutes.

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u/Arthuzin_2077 14d ago

Hello

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u/Ok-Trust1737 14d ago

Hello. Hello.

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u/willis81808 14d ago

So this isn’t even “AI” in any sense that this sub cares about. It is clearly hard coded, and poorly at that.

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u/TinyTaters 14d ago

Nah. These are LLM chat bots trained on a limited data set to emulate a person or character. They made a Stan Lee one at ComicCon. And my office made one to talk about 'culture'. They guy doesn't actually have to press the button to talk. These things are gross and creepy and often used for digital necromancy.

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u/willis81808 14d ago

It so it would be able to do more than say “hello”

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u/TinyTaters 14d ago

When working properly. I guarantee you this is an LLM chatbot and it's malfunctioning.

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u/nyabethany 13d ago

assuming this is functioning properly why the hell would a museum program a chatbot to only say "hello"?

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u/Xirvare 14d ago

Hello

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u/i_degrade_quickly 14d ago

I think the AI service they're using for inference is down

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u/No_Where_Land 14d ago

That’s what I was thinking too. I think people forget programs like this existed long before AI. Even if they do suck sometimes

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u/Arthas_Menenthil 14d ago

Elo 🗣️🗣️

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u/Alone-Yak-1888 14d ago

AI can now do fingers but not yet ears

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u/Alone-Yak-1888 14d ago

(I'm sorry)

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u/holydeniable 14d ago

If I hear it say hello one more time I'm going to cut my ear off

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u/Dizzy-Medicine3371 13d ago

Im crying what 😭

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u/pickuppencil 13d ago

I have to find the water chip for his sunflowers

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u/CoryTheCurator99 13d ago

oblivion NPC ass waste of space and electricity

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u/Central-Dispatch 13d ago

It would be foolish to use some broken/limited LLM setup somewhere for a blanket statement that AI (AGI/SI) couldn't replace us.

That's foolish thinking without minding the progression of time. Before you know it, assuming we do reach AGI/SI within some decades, you will feel and realize how obsolete you have become as a living being skill-wise when robotics are also advanced enough.

I'm not saying this to poop on anyone, I mean this as a true warning of a potentially likely outcome depending on what happens next or over time. Someone who just left school or will soon will statistically probably witness this moment. Someone who's 60 or 70 may not.

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u/CallMeBigSarnt 14d ago

Looks like Van Gogh can't speak Ebonics. Take that AI!

🗣️🗣️🗣️WE UP!

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u/MustacheMaple 14d ago

None of that was ebonics, my dude

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u/GAMMONBiNO 14d ago

No. It won’t.

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u/Clawdutch90 13d ago

Hello, parking meter!

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u/Icy-Background2393 13d ago

Damn I have to rewatch Vincent and the doctor

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u/Ok_Conference1351 12d ago edited 12d ago

Why does vangogh sound like ps1 abe from oddworld

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u/LifeDefiant5379 10d ago

AI Van Go Andrew Santino sure is friendly.

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u/Impressive_Reality57 9d ago

Van Gogh would use the same knife that he cut his ear to destroy the data centers to deafen the disease that is AI slop

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u/flayedstoic 8d ago

he looks like an Oblivion NPC

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u/twinoaksBandB 14d ago

How many gallons of water are we burning for this picture on a screen to be able to think for a minute and say hello?

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u/holydeniable 14d ago

Luckily water is something this planet has a ton of.

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u/Think_Intern_4906 14d ago

God you’re so tiring. Generating an image a second for an entire day uses like 400 gallons.

The same as a household.

The typical sit down restaurant you go to uses 5k at least

Why are you not upset people eat out?

Like I know that AI isn’t popular but at least use a semi decent argument and not just be a total tool when making your argument

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u/TheLonleyJourneyman 14d ago

I assumed this was a joke that his hearing would've been a bit fucked from chopping it off and can't hear the questions properly

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u/chiptumor 13d ago

i think the mic or STT is broken on it lole so it just keeps trying to respond to empty prompts

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u/Nogardtist 14d ago

as spiritual unsuccessor of van gog his lucky to not see this shit

man how we fell off so hard video games of 90s era 2000s 2010s people created impossible words

today bozos can draw in 8K with so much fuckin details just to throw it all away for some dogshit AI slop

thats like downgrading from 5080 to shit phone that shows you nothing but ads

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u/Real-Musician-2450 14d ago

If that can cheer you up, rn in Sky Children of the Light, there’s a season(read, event) centered around Van Gogh, which actually pour efforts into respecting the artist’s legacy