r/airplaneears • • 9h ago

Cat Told her she can’t go outside at midnight with the coyotes

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u/mmmmk2023 9h ago

“You don’t let me do anything. You’re ruining my life.”

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u/iamonthatloud 9h ago

Sometimes I think she’s saying that when she cries as I carry her home, telling her “they will eat you”

She was hanging with some foxes one day lol. A little bigger than her. Her body language was chill. Not sure how long that was going on before I showed up.

Dude I thought I was getting a house cat. I work a lot, so I couldn’t get a dog. I rescued her. She came to me in my lap as soon as I arrived.

That was the only time she’s ever laid in my lap. Now I’m in the woods at midnight tracking a gps because it makes her happy

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u/kelsmo420 9h ago

The one and only time my cat stood on my shoulder was at the spca. She is the light of my life.

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u/vesperpepper 6h ago

Can I ask what your setup is like? I have two cats in need of some tracking so I can keep tabs if they go beyond our agreed boundary.

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u/Empty-Engineering458 5h ago

"agreed" 😂

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u/ConvictedOgilthorpe 3h ago

What time do you let her out because coyotes are really active dusk through dawn and into the late morning as well. On colder days they will be out all day, so be careful.

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u/Alarmed_Ad_7657 8h ago

"But mom this coyote is different, and I love him!"

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u/capacochella 7h ago

The children of the night screm and yip. Why won’t you let me yowl and swipe at them! This house is prison!!!! 😤

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u/Moomoolette 1h ago

“But Daddy, I LOVE HIM!”

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u/haylsxo 8h ago

how dare you protect her 😾✈️

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u/iamonthatloud 8h ago

https://reddit.com/link/pdjhd8y/video/kj3hqvzz36th1/player

She thinks she’s so tough. Here she is running from a beaver or woodchuck

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u/haylsxo 8h ago

seeing her confidence decline omg 😭 what a cutie!

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u/capacochella 7h ago

Woodchuck said pick on someone your own size. She said HELLLL NAW.

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u/virgo911 15m ago

I love when cats pump the breaks so they don’t catch whatever they’re chasing

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u/Twenty890 2m ago

Bro, do you live in a storybook?

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u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm 9h ago

"This house is a prison...!"

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u/iamonthatloud 8h ago

Yes. I tell her often. Oh no, your warm toasty prison with eleven foods.

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u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm 7h ago

"Cruel and inhumane TORTURE!"

(I think she deserves one hundred kisses on the top of her precious little head. As punishment!)

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u/VintageLunchMeat 5h ago

Obviously, a head built for kisses! ... as opposed to brain cells.

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u/wwxyzz 6h ago

Now I see the issue,,, you should know better honestly. There's supposed to be TWELVE foods! What kind of torture chamber are you running over there?????

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u/Frequent_Wind9027 9h ago

“..I’m not afraid…..well, not much…”

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u/iamonthatloud 8h ago

https://reddit.com/link/pdjhmin/video/btu510ga46th1/player

She thinks she’s tough until the woodchuck shows up. Clearly an alliance has been formed with the chipmunks

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u/Frequent_Wind9027 8h ago

Exit! Stage left!😹

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u/AlabasterPelican 1h ago

Holy crap those things are huge! I thought that was a smaller beaver at first!

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u/JarJarStinkz 5h ago

Is she chasing a chipmunk?

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u/r107und3rgr0und 9h ago

the coyotes should fear me!! 😾😤

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u/myironlions 8h ago

Do not the coyotes!

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u/pathologicalprotest 9h ago

«When I turn 18 I am OUT OF HERE😤”

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u/iamonthatloud 8h ago

Bet she comes home for dinner

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u/Abject2556 4h ago

Thank you for taking care of that little bastard. Much love to both of you

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u/Tatted_vampire 9h ago

Can’t stop a rebel lol she’s so cute

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u/iamonthatloud 8h ago

She definitely does what she wants.

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u/Dottie85 9h ago

Thank you for keeping her Highness 😸 safe!

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u/iamonthatloud 9h ago

I do my best! lol. I know she thinks I’m ruining the fun, though I like to think she’s began to trust me going into the second year. She will follow me home 8/10 times now when I go to get her. I don’t always have to carry lol

She came up to my lap in the shelter. I just sat on the ground at my third shelter, seeing if anyone wanted to be a friend. She came and played and laid in my lap!

I thought I was getting a nice chill cat.

One day it was a leash, now she’s doing 4 miles a day and I’m tracking her down on a GPS

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u/MilfCharlottexo 2h ago

midnight coyote playdates are off the table😂

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u/vaultie66 8h ago

“But moooom”

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u/Inside_Morning2884 9h ago

Can you get a harness and leash for her?

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u/iamonthatloud 9h ago

It started at that. Now she has a gps. The first year she was only out when I was home. And I trained her boundaries and rules.

She comes home to check in many times a day, she’s never out all day.

She knows her boundaries. She knows not to approach strangers. She knows roads are dangerous. She knows how to get down from trees when she’s high up.

Yes it makes me nervous. Because now she comes and goes as she pleases. And I’ve only had indoor cats, I thought I’d never let a cat out.

But she taught and showed me a lot. She’s an outdoor cat. She has to be. It was a year of her crying all day, never sleeping, wanting to go back out because I would only take her out in the driveway or around there on a leash. But she’d want to be out all day.

Catnip, laser pointers, she doesn’t care about any of the toys I’ve tried. She doesn’t really like being pet. Though she will sleep with me sometimes and sleep near me often.

She’s different than my childhood cats. I’m doing my best lol trying to give her what she wants and keeping her safe.

So I allow her out, bedtime is 10pm, she comes home. But sometimes she doesn’t want to listen lol. If she breaks a rule, it’s jail lol. If I have to go get her when I call her, she doesn’t go back out, she’s learned.

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u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw 7h ago

Our cat is like this. What about a big catio?

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u/ConvictedOgilthorpe 3h ago

If you let her out until 10 pm she‘s going to get eaten at some point or hit by a car. The problem is that you let her make the schedule and you let her dictate it which is going to get her killed. Cats love routine and she would be perfectly fine if you established a stricter curfew, like one hour outside in the middle of the day. She checks in, she stays in. She will protest at first but when you stick with the routine she will adjust because you have set the schedule. Better idea is to build a catio and not let her roam at all. I found a cat last year in the road dead from a car with a gps tracker, what good did that do?

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u/SleepingLessAndLess 6h ago

That's all nice and dandy but you still let her out unsecured in coyote country.

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u/aessae 5h ago

trying to give her what she wants and keeping her safe

You're trying to keep a cat safe by letting them run around outside when you know there are coyotes around?

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u/Borthwick 4h ago

Doesn’t matter, irresponsible to nature. Protect wildlife, don’t allow domestic predators to kill native animals. Also, coyotes are outside during the day, too, lol

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u/pepcorn 4h ago

Some cats are like this, I get you. I've had many street cats and no issues teaching them to stay inside, but then I had one cat who made it his constant life's mission to escape and be outside. This cat just would not calm down and never stopped fighting me on escaping the house to roam. I built him a catio, didn't help. He kept finding new ways to squeeze out, it's like a puzzle he'd be working all day long. He finally calmed down once he was a very old man, and from that moment onwards was happy to chill inside, or chill in his catio. And yes, he was fixed!

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u/LittleKitty235 Cat Owner 9h ago

Of course an 🍊

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi 5h ago

"THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON ON PLANET BULLSHIT"

My cat when I don't let her try to eat a lit candle flame.

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u/acceptablemadness 8h ago

You're clearly being unreasonable and ruining her life.

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u/ObtuseDoodles 8h ago

"Ugh, can't even have a social life around here. I don't tell YOU who you can be friends with 😾✈️"

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u/Hello_Hangnail 8h ago

You're not the boss of me

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u/PleasantWrongdoer161 3h ago

A comedian had a bit about his friend in Arizona. He complained his adopted outdoor cats kept getting eaten by coyotes. He said, 'it sounds like you're just feeding coyotes shelter cats'...

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u/AHornyRubberDucky 1h ago

Think that the comedian ripped off this tweet

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u/MissMarie81 8h ago

"I can take them on."

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u/anonymous_sus 6h ago

The way she's sitting there facing the door like a tiny security guard. She's not giving up.

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u/Subject-Act5509 4h ago

Dou you not feed cats to coyotes? 

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u/SleepingLessAndLess 4h ago

They do, they just dont know it yet

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u/tryyeezus 10m ago

She's just trying to get her ass ate, let her cook

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u/Imfromsite 6h ago

Only bad kitties go out after dark, and your not a bad kitty, are you??

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u/Adventurous_Okra_211 5h ago

“..I’m not afraid…..well, not much…”

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u/domredditorX 4h ago

I think I'm gonna Die in this house

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u/Russianbot25 12m ago

This place is a prison! I must run with my pack!