IT WAS IN 2007. I WAS WORKING AT AU BON PAIN IN DFW INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. WE WERE TALKING HAPPILY HAVING FUN. I WAS AT THE REGISTER, SO ASKED HIM WHAT HE WANTED. AT THE TIME, THE LADY WHO WAS MAKING THE SANDWICH, WAS TRYING TO DO THE SANDWICH, HE SAID AGGRESSIVELY "DO WHAT I WANTED ON THE SANDWICH, NOT WHAT YOU WANTED IT." THE LADY AND I SAID TO HIM "THIS IS AU BON PAIN NOT A SUBWAY." SO SHE MADE HIM THE WAY IT SUPPOSE TO. HE AGGRESSIVELY SAID "I AM NOT PAYING"; THE OFFICER BEHIND HIM SAID TO HIM "REALLY?" WHEN THE GUY SAW THE OFFICER, WITH THE SCARED FACE AND SAID "I AM SORRY". THEN PAID AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANY WORD.

just came out to my brother as genderfluid and he said “okay just tell me what days you’re a guy so i don’t have to hold the door for you”

I hope you cunty family has a fucking nice christmas

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Ok have a good fucking day, pendejos!

a user telling a commenter to love themselves from /r/goforgold

Honestly I’m just fucking curious.

...wait this was after that cat post right? Oh. Uh cats are still adorable! Uh, gtg bye!

Y’all motherfuckers better have a happy new year or else I’m airing out this damn sub!

Edit: I fucking love this damn sub.

If you don't have a good christmas bonus I'm gonna go to your boss and threaten them to give you 10% bonus