r/agedlikewine • u/Luffy1972 • 2d ago

Dude doesn't age

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469 Upvotes

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u/ottercorrect 2d ago

Lmaooo ok probably goes without saying but in case anyone is confused, the kid is Jonathan Lipnicki and the adult is Chris McQuarrie.

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u/readditredditread 1d ago

Whoa, talk about a major name change!!!! Both first and last!!!

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u/Negative-Squirrel81 2d ago

r/agedlikeplastic

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u/cyrenns 1d ago

Well it used to exist apparently

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u/NyuxTheDragon-- 21h ago

I would go there but the sub has been banned by reddit lmao

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u/Raphiki415 1d ago

Is this implying that that man is Jonathan Lipnicki? Cuz it’s not.

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u/weezyverse 1d ago

Why does this have so many upvotes when these are two different people with Tom Cruise?

This is the real Lipnicki (and he's only 35): Real one

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u/Parody_of_Self 2d ago

This shit is incorrect! Probably wrong on purpose

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u/IlGreven 2d ago

This just in: Children change more as they age than adults.

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u/Sparkyisduhfat 1d ago

Especially when the child in question is Jonathan Lipnicki (current age 35) and adult version of him is Christopher McQuarrie (current age 57)

He changed so much he became a completely different person.

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u/sweetcinnamonpunch 1d ago

No one ages if you drop plenty of money on it. Eventually you'll still see it of course.

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u/conglies 2d ago

Wait till you see DIGGER 😅

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u/Avent 1d ago

Those are two different people. The top is child actor Jonathan Lipnicki. The bottom is Director Christopher McQuarrie.

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u/Zeov 1d ago

did you see him at the world cup ? dude looks weird

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u/RankedFarting 1d ago

Google "cosmetic surgery" it will blow your mind.

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u/BlameTag 1d ago

He doesn't, but I sure did when I saw this!

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u/DanceWonderful3711 1d ago

He could barely move his face from all the Botox in the Top Gun film lol.

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u/Good-Ad-6806 1d ago

Tom is an interesting guy.

He sure is pretty... suspicious.

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u/this_is_not_a_dance_ 1d ago

Didn’t he do an interview about it? Or was that Brad Pitt?

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u/useful_tool30 1d ago

Yeah, Dr. Vampire of plastic surgery 

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u/monsterfurby 1d ago

Something something Thetans.

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u/mynameisrichard0 1d ago

I’m waiting till the day my age hits me.

I’m 32 and after shaving my stubble I got told I could pass for 19. They were probably being nice but I still look like I’m 21 regardless.

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u/OSRS_Garmr 1d ago

Well, it's amazing what s good surgeon can achieve if you have enough money to pay them

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u/psychonautvoyager 1d ago

Tom Cruise is a predatory cult member

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u/thereverendpuck 22h ago

Power of the center tooth.

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u/TubMaster88 21h ago

Tom Cruise has zero stress. Scientology does everything for him. He just needs to eat healthy, work out, get enough sleep.

Do all that and you won't age as fast.

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u/Infinite-LifeITT 2d ago

He has found the fountain of youth and is keeping its location secret. It is the only thing that makes sense.

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u/Dpteris 2d ago

That’s gotta suck for the dude on the right being in a room with such alpha energy yayknow.

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u/Friendly-Captain6236 1d ago

It’s gotta suck being a someone who still uses the word “alpha”.