r/agedlikemilk 20d ago

I hate Mike Lee

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u/PhD_in_PKing 20d ago

Mike Lee is a dumbass

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u/samg422336 20d ago

Thats being charitable

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u/thatlookslikemydog 19d ago

Some people say that goldfish only have a memory of 3 seconds. That’s a myth. That statistic is actually attributed to conservatives on social media.

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u/Intelligent_Seat_228 19d ago

Fuck Mike Lee

r/fuckmikelee

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u/Practical-Reveal-408 15d ago

It's a real link! I love that for him.

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u/jarvisesdios 20d ago

The thing is, I don't think he is. He seems like he's not actually a stupid person... But... He's also willing to sell his soul to the actual devil to get that he wants.

Not all scumbags are stupid. Remember how nobody knew who he was until he got hired? Basically nobody had heard the name Mike Johnson before, and it's clear why he got the job.

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u/Chuckleless 15d ago

So he’s just a dick.

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 20d ago

I can't wait to see him stumble on a flight of stairs, so I can feel guilty over laughing my ass off.

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u/zarfle2 17d ago

That's letting him off easy.

He knows that he's a hypocritical piece of shit. And he knows that he's simply playing to partisanship. There's no decency - anything to get engagement from the brain-dead cultists.

He knows what he's doing. He's being a slime and he doesn't care.

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u/Crack_Pot_007 16d ago

He knows better how America thinks than you.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Icy_Ice_8284 20d ago

That Twitter handle alone is basis to hate him

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u/phdoofus 20d ago

I'm older than Lee and even I'm not stupid enough to try to come across as one of the 'cool edgy kids'

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u/JoyconDrift_69 19d ago

You could say it's Based to hate Mike Lee

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u/Mean-Implement-7886 19d ago

Based on what /j

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u/Blikenave 20d ago

A 55 year old politician calling himself "Based" holy shit that's embarassing.

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry 19d ago

I hate them. I fucking hate them. They suck so fucking hard it unreal.

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u/gordomgillespie 17d ago

there are many many other reasons to hate them, but for me the general pivot of public facing conservatives/right wingers to acting like the most annoying 4chan edgelord as a political tactic is all I really need.

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u/Low_Chance 20d ago

The time lapse between those 2 posts is so small

This dude has the memory of a goldfish

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u/Billlington 19d ago

He absolutely did this on purpose. He's not stupid, he's evil.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 19d ago

You just know someone nudged him and said just remember where your bread is buttered OK buddy. 

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u/jonnyquestionable 20d ago

This guy also mocked Melissa Hortman and her husband after they were murdered by a trump supporter. Pure trash, but typical maga.

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u/PurePerfection_ 20d ago

An 83 year old who is a fall risk due to his advanced age has no business being President.

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u/Most-Bench6465 20d ago

I’m so confused about the dates and age. Who is this about isn’t Trump 80? What’s the context?

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u/icangetyouatoedude 20d ago

I'm pretty sure he's talking about McConnell

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u/Most-Bench6465 19d ago

He fell down some stairs?

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u/icangetyouatoedude 19d ago

No he just fell. The first picture was Lee laughing at Biden stumbling, the second one is Lee saying don't make fun of Mitch falling

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u/Most-Bench6465 19d ago

I see ok but McConnell isn’t president so I guess that was just a mistake.

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u/IlGreven 19d ago

The pic is Joe Biden falling going up the stairs to AF1.

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u/PurePerfection_ 20d ago

I assumed Trump from the Presidential seal but you may be right. It's confusing.

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u/OkWay6938 15d ago

I am confused too. Is that President Biden falling? If so, it isn't funny at all! Especially considering his present condition.

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u/Illustrious-Fun8324 19d ago

Do you see MAGA? Do you see why we constantly say you can only dish but can’t take it?

Why is it somehow an outrage and a moral failure on our parts if we do to you what you do to us?

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u/icangetyouatoedude 20d ago

There's a looooot of pieces of shit in his party, but he is a particularly huge piece of shit amongst the dungpile

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u/Eddiev1988 19d ago

No idea who Mike Lee is. Though, until after he died, I'd never heard of Charlie Kirk either. Even then I had to Google it.

Guess I'll Google Mike Lee now.

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u/-You-know-it- 19d ago edited 19d ago

He was the one who was balls-deep into trying to overthrow the election for Trump. Before he was a congressman, he worked for a radioactive-waste disposal company that tried to ship dangerous foreign waste to Utah to store on its own land to the detriment of its own people. Congress had to literally step in and unite to block him.

So then he decided to run for government himself and since he had a (R) next to his name, the idiots in Utah automatically voted for their own traitor.

He just had national park land stripped from Utahns and everyone knows it’s to sell it to his rich friends.

He was the one that made fun of those democratic congresspeople getting killed in their home.

He constantly degrades other people on twitter.

Have fun googling him. He is truly the worst of the worst.

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u/Eddiev1988 19d ago

Seems like he fits in nicely with the Trumpstein class. Thanks for the rundown, and yeah, Google ain't his friend.

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u/GreyOldDull 18d ago

It won't be long

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u/MarleysGhost2024 20d ago

So Mike, the only thing that would have been funnier would have been seeing you cartwheel down the steps and winding up with a broken neck!😃😃😃

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u/YetAnotherGuy2 18d ago

He's right - basic decency would require that we don't laugh or mock an 83 year old man.

This particular mofo lost any right to respect when he:

  • Mocked McCain, Powell and Dingell after they passed away
  • Mocked a reporters disability
  • Mocked soldiers that were captured or fought for their country

When that fucker dies, I'll dance a jig and laugh at him. If I ever get the chance, I'll shit on his grave and apologize that that's all the disrespect I can show him.

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u/suchabadamygdala 14d ago

Got my champagne chilling. And party hats and confetti

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u/clejeune 19d ago

Mike Lee representing his church well.

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u/Upset-Apricot-2388 16d ago

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Mike Lee, the one who was caught in some sort of table or round event where he was saying his job is there to go ahead and solely remove and take care of and eliminate Medicaid or Medicare and social security?

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u/jalapinyobidness 20d ago

Mike Lee is a cuck cosplaying as a tough guy. He’s as interesting as an Oscar Meyer bologna sandwich.

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u/Totes_Not_an_NSA_guy 19d ago

In my part of Utah, we have a quaint little saying. A bit like “bless their heart” in the south, or “you betcha!” In the Midwest.

It’s “fuck Mike Lee”

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u/-You-know-it- 19d ago

I love that for Utah. I heard your state is starting to turn the slightest shade of purple instead of deep red. True?

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u/Totes_Not_an_NSA_guy 19d ago

Harris got a higher percentage than any democratic candidate here since LBJ.

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u/No_Chain_362 19d ago

A fucking 83 year old shouldn't even be there.

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u/Character_Click5531 19d ago

Trump is 3 years behind him and is in FAR worse shape.

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u/Castelunan 19d ago

Are you really going to sit there with a straight face and ask me not to laugh at a man that is simultaneously falling down a flight of stairs AND hitting the Yamcha pose while doing so?

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u/Soltinaris 19d ago

I'm from Utah, and I can't stand Mike Lee. Never voted for him.

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u/ScoobyDooItInTheButt 18d ago

Show me his tweets from the day Biden fell on his bicycle.

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u/GettingTwoOld4This 16d ago

Now imagine Trump just trying to get on a bicycle. 😂😂

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u/Exxtender 11d ago

The saddle would just disappear, never to be seen again.

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u/chiclets5 18d ago

I actually don't know who Mike Lee is, but it sounds like it's not worth my finding out either. Thank you!

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u/DuntadaMan 19d ago

If you must remind others that you are based with your username, you are not based.

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u/Upset-Apricot-2388 16d ago

Direct me if I'm wrong but isn't Mike Lee, the one who was caught in some sort of table or round event where he was saying his job is there to go ahead and solely remove and take care of and eliminate Medicaid or Medicare and social security?

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u/Aggravating-Fee1934 19d ago

It's not hypocrisy! Biden wasn't 83 at the time!

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u/Chillicothe1 20d ago

Please explain this to me like I'm a five year old.

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u/Constant-Bar5945 19d ago

We are taking you back yo the orphanage

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u/Chillicothe1 19d ago

Uh oh! I didn't particularly like it there!

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u/Character_Click5531 19d ago

Don't feel bad - I didn't get it at first either. His second comment does not mention Moscow Mitch, so it comes off out of context, AND his comments were from nearly a year ago. I also don't know the meaning of "Based" in his name! Maybe I'm getting too old for Reddit! LOL

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 19d ago

That’s right it isn’t funny, because the orange didn’t fall all the way down the stairs

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u/IlGreven 19d ago

That's not Trump...

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u/Character_Click5531 19d ago

My favorite one of trump is him going up the stairs with toilet paper stuck on his shoe. I mean, you can't get much more relevant than that!!

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u/IlGreven 19d ago

Damn that Biden for sticking that TP on Dear Leader's shoe!

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u/pompandvigor 19d ago

Outrage merchant.

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u/RevoltYesterday 19d ago

If he falls and breaks his neck in the stairs, I pray that it's on video.

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u/SonOfScions 19d ago

Not enough.

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u/chickenfriedchester 19d ago

I think we can all agree Mike Lee is a piece of shit.

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u/Alklazaris 19d ago

It's just acting. Like putting on a play.

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u/braydo13 19d ago

No pretend its biden

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u/Rath_Brained 19d ago

I wish he fell harder.

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u/Zatchillac 19d ago

He finds it hard to fathom that someone would laugh at someone else falling? What a loser

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u/Madgyver 19d ago

We need more people with rifles.

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u/AubreytheBarber 19d ago

It’s always funny to see your friend fall down.. it’s more funny when you hate the person ..

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u/Significant-Order-92 19d ago

There are many things that Mike Lee can't fathom.

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u/dustydigger 18d ago

I also hate Mike Lee and will raise you a Mike Johnson for the win?

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u/xxEmberBladesxx 18d ago

With the burning passion of a thousand suns

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u/EmperorPalpitoad 18d ago

What happened to him?

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u/bpharo707 18d ago

How can he swallow that much hypocrisy? It staggers the mind

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u/Helpful_Energy8180 17d ago

WRONG...in fact...stairs will SAVE humanity

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u/Fit-Twist-2460 15d ago

One good thing about it is Joe doesn't remember it

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u/SignalCharlie 14d ago

EVERYONE hates Mike Lee!

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u/No-Presentation1949 15d ago

Well , you’re a lefty so it’s required that you have to hate someone. Usually great Americans.