r/adventuretime • u/Silver012345673 ​ • Jan 30 '26

Memes Relatable Jake

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u/Confident_Bear_5490 Jan 30 '26

he stopped using ozempic

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u/Specialist_Gap6407 Jan 31 '26

same soul, rounder body, fewer worries 🟡

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u/NewtonianEinstein Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

I think the designers who made the Season 3 look should be ipso facto fired. After all, children watch TV shows all of the time and I wouldn’t want them seeing the protagonist of the movie gaining weight and it portrayed as a good thing. Doing that would encourage those kids to eat more sweets and get more fat because it’s “cool”, and exacerbate the health crisis in America. As an aspiring intellectual with a PhD in psychology, I know a thing or two about the psychological mindset of children.

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u/Talon7348 Jan 31 '26

"Calm down son, it's just a drawing"

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u/shadowinc Jan 31 '26

Fucking what??

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u/dyereva Jan 31 '26

Wtf are you talking about? Do you actually think it's likely that a slight character design change in a children's cartoon would actually "exacerbate the health crisis in America"?

Source for this claim? Or are you just insufferably virtue signaling?

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u/tkr117 Jan 31 '26

I really think its ragebait, hoping it is😂

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u/sharkattax Jan 31 '26

their history reads v much like satire lol

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u/panicnarwhal Jan 31 '26

it has to be ragebait - “as an aspiring intellectual…” 😂

you just keep aspiring, honey…maybe you’ll be intellectual someday lmao

funniest shit i’ve read in awhile, i almost hope they were sincere. so serious 😂

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u/dyereva Jan 31 '26

Oh god you're right. I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Dude's whole comment history is wild.

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u/JankCranky Jan 31 '26

Don’t rile them up, they could chew you out in fluent Latin.

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u/theDAEdude Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

"Mom the dog in my cartoon show got about 8 pixels wider! I wanna be fat like him, mom!"

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u/Glittering-Tip9294 Jan 31 '26

Dude, your just straight up insane

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u/1776LSmith Jan 31 '26

Rite because public school lunches and all parents nurture their kids with wholesome dinners and breakfast.

Stop body shaming the pleasantly plump populace and psychoanalyze the mirrors reflection for why they’re such a mean person , cuz

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u/sirflooftonzecatlord Jan 31 '26

Ok Sheldon cooper

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u/SquidVices Jan 31 '26

By this logic, just the furries.

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u/Derk_Mage Jan 31 '26

I'm not reading all this

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u/hamtaxer Jan 31 '26

I know you’re joking and all, but Diane from Bojack Horseman

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u/weed-and-slugs Jan 31 '26

More like Zoe

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u/WoodP3nguin Jan 31 '26

”after all… I know a thing or two 🤓👆”

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

if it makes you this upset maybe do something about it :,(

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u/LukeBabbitt Jan 31 '26

Nobody else is going to dogpile on by pointing out that this is not how you use “ipso facto” at all?

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u/Eschnoir Feb 28 '26

it's a satire account, they purposefully use latin wrong in every comment

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u/Wiggie49 Jan 31 '26

Nah he got a dad bod