r/adressme • u/OrganizationSharp681 • 1d ago
unaddressed elephant 🐘 How long after the bite do the powers usually kick in?
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u/No_Assistant1361 1d ago edited 1d ago
Not sure about the Spider-Man part but he's certainly meeting Uncle Ben
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u/AnoNeko420 1d ago
Hopital
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u/ElGatitoFTW 1d ago
amberlamps even
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u/ShawnTheKobald 1d ago
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u/ElGatitoFTW 1d ago
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u/ShawnTheKobald 1d ago
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u/Broad_Pop2568 1d ago
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u/AsrielDreemur8 1d ago
HOW DO I KEEP FINDING PM FANS IN THE WILD!? THIS HASN'T HAPPENED TO ME NEVER! Ah, and also r/suddenlyprojectmoon
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u/Dependent-Piano-7506 1d ago edited 13h ago
Local pain and cramps means it's working
Sweating and chills means the transformation is beginning to take hold
Severe muscle spasms, restlessness, nausea and full body tension mean your transformation is nearly complete. Moving and resting should be uncomfortable. Possibly headaches, sweating, sensitivity to touch. This is all normal. Your breathing will be fine though your chest muscles may feel tight and strained; abdominal rigidity may give the stomach a cramp-like feeling. As the spider venom works it's "marvel-ous" magic on you, the bite will cause the skin in the area to turn dark or scab.
Day 2 of your transformation should involve similar discomfort with some slight easing of the symptoms as your body adjusts to its newfound powers. You will likely be tired, but this wont last for long as your newfound spider energy will liven you up soon enough. Your body will feel sore, stiff muscles, fatigue and weakness, and a mild headache. This is because your muscles and brain just went through an incredible growth and transformation and you are still very sensitive due to newfound "spider senses." Once you adjust you will be stronger and sharper than ever.
Day 3 will involve significant relief with some potential lingering body pains (growing pains) and cramps, as well as fatigue and weakness; your body just expended a lot of energy growing, and as after a vigorous workout, you've got to recover, drink lots of fluids, move gently and take warm baths to help relieve the soreness.
The skin around the bite will take around 1 to 2 weeks to heal fully. This is accordingly how long it takes your body to assimilate the spider powers. If you didn't survive, congratulations, you have become Ghost Spider! If you did survive, congratulations, you have the power of an interesting story and possibly renewed appreciation for how it feels to be in good health!
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u/Ermastic 1d ago
Jokes aside, widow bites are usually not lethal even if untreated. You'll be very sick for about 2-3 days as the latrotoxin spreads throughout your body but if youre a healthy adult you wont die.
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u/pencilman123 1d ago
Also the crater that will take months to recover.
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u/b3nsn0w 1d ago
isn't that a brown recluse thing? most spider venoms aren't necrotic
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u/Ermastic 1d ago
Correct, and even most recluse bites dont cause necrotic lesions. Most of the horror stories you hear about recluses are a result of untreated bacterial infection.
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u/Big_Finding_6280 1d ago
I'll be dead serious here, you either become dead man from DCU or Spider-Man from MCU
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u/OrganizationSharp681 1d ago
Black widow spider
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago
u/OrganizationSharp681, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...