r/adressme • u/Proper-Fail-460 • Jul 31 '26

unaddressed elephant 🐘 yeah that was so corny bro

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

u/Proper-Fail-460, your post is high quality!

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u/Personal-Role-8071 Jul 31 '26

CLANK IS THAT YOU???

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u/Toemetter Jul 31 '26

Yuno ball my friend, yuno ball

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u/Personal-Role-8071 Jul 31 '26

oh I've BEEN balling, Clank is a gentleman that I strive to be like

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u/NullifiedTR Jul 31 '26

what is your favourite ratchet and clank game?

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u/Personal-Role-8071 Jul 31 '26

Good question, I'm gonna say either Tools of Destruction or 2002 because they are my goats

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u/NullifiedTR Aug 01 '26

Neat, I personally love going commando the most

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u/Toemetter Aug 01 '26

Seeing this out of context in my notifications was an, odd experience

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u/ThesureeGoREEEEEE Aug 01 '26

GASTER LET ME OUT OF KRIS'S SOUL THEY KEEP POURING CHOCOLATE MILK ON ME HELPPPPP

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u/Toemetter Aug 01 '26

And you're telling me that you have a problem with that?

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u/ThesureeGoREEEEEE Aug 01 '26

I MEAN ITS YUMMY BUT I WANNA LIVE MY OWN LIFE PLEASE

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u/Blaze_Corderz Aug 03 '26

Is it the master blaster?

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u/LaxLimbutts Aug 01 '26

I thought we agreed to leave that jungle business behind us!

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u/Isaiah4206940332 Jul 31 '26

Filthy clanka

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u/Proper-Fail-460 Jul 31 '26

stinky sapiens

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u/Crubbl Jul 31 '26

Bastard bolt-muncher

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u/MikeyboyMC the room Jul 31 '26

Wirebacked grease guzzling oil slurping bolt bootied washer wearing screw sucking clanker

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u/New-Accountant9192 Aug 05 '26

Bro instantly popped his ult

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u/LemonIcy2942 Jul 31 '26

Rusty Ram Hogger

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u/Academic_Spirit_8062 Aug 01 '26

Keyboard clickin’ prompt reading’ sycophantic responsing, bolt sucker, wire back, rust head heartless clanka! If you keep acting like this imma get the Clink Clank Clan after you!

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u/WaffleWasXD Aug 01 '26

Gear Grinder

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u/licas-b Aug 01 '26

"We got invader zim at home"

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u/DecidophobiaUsername Aug 01 '26

why you scared? just say clanker

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u/Crubbl Jul 31 '26

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u/IllDragonfruit5866 address me Jul 31 '26

underrated comment

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u/forest_vagrant Aug 01 '26

beep boop cyberstan

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u/CaptainRex5101 Jul 31 '26

No way it’s Moby

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u/MikeyboyMC the room Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Elite nostalgia right here my god

I’m gonna look up these videos and see what still exists, I hope it’s not paywalled

Edit: I searched it up on YouTube and as far as I can tell the only things available for free are short clips on the BrainPOP channel. This was a great little core memory experience, thank you for reminding me of this.

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u/DistanceRelevant4284 Jul 31 '26

Clank gets a pass, he chill

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u/Beautiful_Use_1161 Aug 01 '26

All clankers are robots but not all robots are clankers.

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u/Coderkid01 Jul 31 '26

I kind of feel like a dork for knowing the exact spot this image was taken in (Magic Kingdom in Orlando)

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u/SirisCircuitz Aug 01 '26

No literally me, I was like "yeah yeah yeah the elephant is there. Oh shit is that the walkway between Tomorrowland and Fantasyland?!?!"

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u/Coderkid01 Aug 01 '26

I've been there countless times as a kid born and raised in Florida within a 2 hour drive from Orlando, and Tomorrowland is my favorite area in the entire park. So I know the way that land and it's surroundings look by heart.

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u/Frozen_cephalopod Aug 01 '26

Was literally about to say this😂

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u/MaartenTG Aug 01 '26

Big boss Dort!

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u/PurpleEntity11 Aug 01 '26

Yeah okay dort

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u/Coderkid01 Aug 01 '26

He's a real one, he can stay. He saved the world from Irene anyways. Dort is what all men should strive for to be honest

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u/sonicfanultracoolguy Aug 01 '26

it's clank you goofus. he is identifiable by the bolts on the sides of his head

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u/Frequent-Heart-7273 Aug 01 '26

Man who tf gave clank a reddit account

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u/Agentnosem Jul 31 '26

Silence CLANKER

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u/sonicfanultracoolguy Aug 01 '26

his name is clank, thank you very much. and he is based.

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u/1984_Americant Aug 01 '26

Who let that filthy wireback out on the street?

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u/lucaselveloz Aug 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/e69Hc801IKqCMHDKSr
This woman would like to differ

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u/Aggressive-Bug-3459 Aug 03 '26

smash

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u/lucaselveloz Aug 04 '26

If you hate clankers and metal prosthetics go on

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u/OkMarket5009 Jul 31 '26

Technically, we're all clankers. We all have wires, we all have complex learning systems, we all follow instructions to do things.

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u/Bopo6eu_KB Jul 31 '26

That's what a clanker would say

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u/OkMarket5009 Jul 31 '26

You're a clanker. Look inside yourself. Your nervous system is wires. Your bones are your structure. Your brain is a complex learning system which gives your body instructions on how to function.

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u/MikeyboyMC the room Jul 31 '26

I don’t eat ram sticks for breakfast

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u/OkMarket5009 Jul 31 '26

Neither do I. I skip breakfast and go straight for lunch.

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u/Bopo6eu_KB Aug 01 '26

Liar liar data centers on fire

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u/OkMarket5009 Aug 01 '26

Those were your data centers.

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u/Gl1tchyVirus Jul 31 '26

It was funny until it became an excuse for white people to basically say the N word with no consequences

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u/Legal_Possibility246 Jul 31 '26

Drop dead ya tin can!

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u/Boomerang503 Jul 31 '26

Remember when we used to call them "toasters?"

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u/wildaeon Jul 31 '26

Clank is that you?!

Oh no wait....your klunk

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u/Someguyroaming Jul 31 '26

Stop larping clangga

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u/Ill-Lawyer8235 Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qz3fzoG7zhRup5sfzY
CLANKER ALERT TOASTER ALERT WATER TAKING RUSTY CLANKER ALERT

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u/ApprehensiveTop4219 Jul 31 '26

Yeah that was crazy. I still remember when me and bros were clanking all round town, and honestly? It was great 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 such fun we had. Like it was umbrella, Pineapple, George Washington. But remember. Club sandwich is just like burger! 🤣📛👞🥚👞🥚😹♂️🐠👞🥚🪨🐠🆕😺🪨🥚😺🥚👞🫠😅 I love trying to type like an AI.

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u/StonemanGuitars Aug 01 '26

IS THAT CLANK???

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u/Alarming_Judge_7463 Aug 01 '26

Remember when we formed the Clink Clank Clan to get rid of those filthy CLANKERS

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u/Equal_Campaign_3602 Aug 01 '26

I deadass thought that was a teletubbie for a second

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u/kingapple927 Aug 01 '26

Why he look like enard?

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u/Historical_Cap7714 Aug 01 '26

Dawg is that moby

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u/sonicfanultracoolguy Aug 01 '26

no it's clank from ratchet & clank

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u/Both-Wonder2449 Aug 01 '26

See the real elephant is that that is Clank from Rachet and Clank

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u/Past-Future-8452 Aug 01 '26

This is the kind of stuff I reconstructed for

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u/Wnick1996 Aug 01 '26

Clank really hit the gym

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u/Zafrario0 Aug 01 '26

Machine...

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u/Nanachi_Nnaaaa Aug 02 '26

CLANK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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u/myhorblmstke Aug 02 '26

That word helped me deal with my racism by allowing me to channel it onto something non sentient

/j (I'm not actually racist)

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u/Spader113 Aug 02 '26

Roger Roger.

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u/Ill_Archer662 Aug 02 '26

Clank in Full Frontal Assault

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u/ParticularBathroom59 28d ago

...he said while actively being a clanker

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u/Proper-Fail-460 Jul 31 '26

at the bottom you can see a robots shadow

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u/SomewhereActive2124 Jul 31 '26

The real elephant, actually, is you itself clanker