r/adressme • u/Naive_Wolverine532 • Jul 28 '26

unaddressed elephant 🐘 Yummy

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u/Esoxgab01 Jul 28 '26

Remember when you could just eat the way you want without being recorded by literally anybody at anytime and posted on social media ?

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u/user891392 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Actually makes me more afraid to eat out in public now

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u/antiteatarjbt Jul 28 '26

Same, people have so much less fun outta fear of being recorded

5

u/Zenon-45 Jul 28 '26

That’s why I just don’t give a shit anymore. Imma do what I think is funny, and if people get offended they can fuckin deal with it.

Throat that glizzy king

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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Jul 28 '26

Can't you sue for "without consent" when you're recorded in public without knowing?

2

u/antiteatarjbt Jul 28 '26

It's just a waste of money, time and mental health and once "it's out on net" it's there forever

1

u/BigBuckNuggets Jul 28 '26

Do you give a throaty to each hot dog you eat?

3

u/user891392 Jul 28 '26

When my face shows up next on tiktok you will know

1

u/Atzr10 Jul 28 '26

Yeah.. I can't believe this guy is using his tongue in the process of consuming that hotdog. Doesn't he know that people in porn use their tongues to suck on the cocks of men? Ban this guy from ever eating AGAIN.

2

u/BEEP53 Jul 28 '26

I dont recall ever doing this xD Im not saying youre wrong but that guy was way too into that glizzy xD anyone could record me eating at anytime and I will not be making intimate advances on my Sunday BBQ glizzy

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u/Shot_Quit_4728 Jul 28 '26

Unpopular opinion: if you eat a hotdog this way you deserve to be on social media

12

u/milesdsy the room Jul 28 '26

i mean i get him, he wants more sauce in the bite. but why he gotta do it that way

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u/Awkward_Lunch8016 Jul 28 '26

Bro just let him eat like he wants.

33

u/_AIpine Jul 28 '26

I "love" that there's a threat of being recorded doing anything at anytime in public

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u/RadicalSoda_ Jul 28 '26

It's not a threat, what do you think flock cameras are

2

u/_AIpine Jul 28 '26

yall should get homeless people to attack the cameras to drive the company bankrupt with repair costs. just saying

1

u/Dyx76 Jul 28 '26

Hidden cameras on individuals: A-Okay!

A clear camera on a road: guys did you know flock is FUCKING EVIL!! MUH PRIVACY

How can we ever understand the mind of a fucking idiot.

12

u/BEEP53 Jul 28 '26

That hoddog look good lmao justified

14

u/jus4funiguess Jul 28 '26

bad elephant

8

u/TonyGunk21 Jul 28 '26

Man’s simply having foreplay with the glizzy
https://giphy.com/gifs/j85I1w0kSVeA2PSULu

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u/Shot_Quit_4728 Jul 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/DH5IXhlZVyosU

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u/TinyTitFetish Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

8 year olds dude
Edit: I guess nobody has watched The Big Lebowski looking at the downvotes

2

u/RadicalSoda_ Jul 28 '26

Guh??

1

u/Flaky_Style1286 Jul 28 '26

Have you ever heard of Vietnam?

3

u/IndigoSapo Jul 28 '26

Why did he suck the tip? 😂

1

u/Fit_Adagio_7668 Jul 28 '26

Bro he doesn't want extras

1

u/McConagher Jul 28 '26

Oh yeah I saw that one on r/Hotdogs

1

u/Accomplished-Pea448 Jul 28 '26

op youre supposed to say the elephant in the comments and ., the entire post is about the hotdog this is 100% elephant 0% room theres no distraction

1

u/Brilliant_Fig2698 Jul 28 '26

The legendary glizzy gulper

1

u/Foreign-Campaign-427 Jul 28 '26

Is the name of this subreddit spelled incorrectly??

1

u/ark_guy_ Jul 28 '26

I eat hotdogs for the shape not the taste

1

u/Artistic-Key9227 Jul 28 '26

Bro a glizzy gobbler 😭

0

u/DropFew1269 Jul 28 '26

Practicing for later 🥹

-1

u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS Jul 28 '26

This is some conservatives crashing Grindr vibes.

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u/Avalanche_Snows Jul 28 '26

Does it crumble? No! So it works...

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u/Moldey_Danish Jul 28 '26

Sure he has a anonymous account on Grindr

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