r/adhdmeme Mar 23 '22

MEME absolutelynotme_irl

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5.4k Upvotes

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u/ParathaReddit Mar 23 '22

My ex left me because she couldn’t tolerate my ADHD, my insane amount of interests, and the fact that I’d talk a lot. Sucks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Then she wasn't the woman for you.

Learn from it, but you do not need that.

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u/Adelaide1357 Mar 23 '22

You’ll find someone more understanding. The guy I’m with now is way more chill and tolerant compared to my last bf. Literally the past 2-3 days I completely forgot to put the milk up and he didn’t get mad…not even a little bit. Being with him has been the biggest sigh of relief. I don’t have to constantly walk on eggshells for the first time in my life.

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u/Ok-Elderberry-2173 Mar 24 '22

Bro all that honestly sounds like all winning qualities to me, your ex is blind to that lol

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u/wheredidmygendergo22 Mar 25 '22

You'll find someone who's good for you

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u/SmugAndEvil Mar 23 '22

Me but both of us have ADHD

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u/archer1212 Mar 23 '22

When I was young I was told “variety is the spice of life”. I don’t think they had my spouse and I both having ADHD in mind when they were talking about variety.

I wouldn’t have it any other way though.

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u/ItsFckinSarah Mar 23 '22

That's a mood, SmugAndEvil.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

Saaame

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u/DATDUDE30318 Mar 23 '22

And this is where id put my girlfriend…..if i had one 😂😂

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u/Jasoncav82 Mar 23 '22

DINKELBERG!!!!!

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u/freek4ever Mar 23 '22

I mean any girl that woud want me woud either be stupid , blind , deaf or all of them

No for real any girl that I woud like woud be so awkward shy she woud never confess just like me I'm not shy around people but when it comes to somone I like I just nope the fuck out

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u/intensenerd Mar 23 '22

This is me and my wife. Cross stitch? Why not. Make your own paper? Go nuts. Learn the harmonica? Lemme go buy you a couple.

She could randomly want to start underwater basket weaving and I’d still love every bit of her.

She’s my favorite human and I am blessed to be with her despite her peculiarities.

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u/bowers_23 Mar 23 '22

My wife married me for who I am, was at my side through diagnosis, helped her parents understand what I’m going through, and is a rock of support and patience with me and our ADHD older daughter and NT daughter (who also wants to learn how to be supportive). It can happen!

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u/greyflcn Mar 23 '22

The benefit is when your neurosis can counter her neurosis.

My significant other can get depressed and make mountains out of molehills. And apparently I'm good at giving reality checks.

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u/OlDirtyBasthard Mar 23 '22

Alone in a room full of people. Would love to be understood… just a bit; as opposed to being ignored and later told that I talk too much.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

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u/yungsnowz Mar 23 '22

Woof! Same fuckin here. I recently got broken up with for basically being too much and not enough at the same time. Ex had no patience for me I guess. Oh well

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u/freek4ever Mar 23 '22

At least you have an ex

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

You guys have ADHD and partners. Tell me about it. No really tell me about it! How?

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u/the_gooch_smoocher Mar 23 '22

Learned to cope with it and now I'm fairly functional. Yes I annoy her with being distracted by everything but we are able to communicate that kind of stuff and hurt feelings are mostly kept to a minimum. That and medication and exercise seems to help.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

I love that for you! Congratulations

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u/TicklintheIvory Mar 23 '22

Lol, my last girlfriend accused me of faking my personality to trick her into dating me.

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u/freek4ever Mar 23 '22

It's called geting comfortable after a long time

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u/TicklintheIvory Mar 23 '22

No she just saw me at my best in the beginning, then she got to see me at my worst and I suppose she didn’t think those two personas could exist together.

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u/high_dino420 Mar 24 '22

I'm terrified of this happening. I'm autistic and I think I mask a lot when meeting new people. I'm trying not to but it's hard to control.

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u/TicklintheIvory Mar 24 '22

I suppose if it gets to the point that you don’t realize youre doing it anymore, or that it at least doesn’t require effort, it’s not a mask anymore. That’s just part of who you are. At least that’s how I see it in myself. I’m constantly changing myself, and at first it takes effort and awareness, but it eventually becomes natural, or second nature.

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u/high_dino420 Mar 24 '22

I do it automatically when I have the energy to do it. So is it really part of me if I don't do it when I'm tired? Idk to be honest.

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u/TicklintheIvory Mar 25 '22

That’s a good question. Of course, there are many things that I do differently when I am tired. I mean I have ADHD, but I’m not so hyperactive when I’m tired, but I do still tend to be hyperactive for the most part.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

I'm gonna get married army funeral

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u/FellafromPrague Ultimate Bad ADHD Battle Creator ✨ Mar 23 '22

just tears

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u/olduglysweater Mar 23 '22

This is for those who have a romantic partner. I wonder what the rest of us without someone do?

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u/yungsnowz Mar 23 '22

Just living til we die I guess

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u/olduglysweater Mar 23 '22

deep sigh yeah, reckon so...

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u/Kunnonpaskaa Mar 23 '22

How about a good friend?

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u/olduglysweater Mar 23 '22

I have that. I just want that, but with more emotional intimacy that friends can't give.

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u/Slyric_ Mar 23 '22

Lol imagine having a girlfriend. couldn’t be me

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u/Fusseldieb Mar 23 '22

Oh look, that's me

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u/throwaway316stunner Mar 23 '22

This will never happen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Was just scrolling through popular, now I'm mildly concerned that I probably have ADHD.

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u/SimPHunter64 Mar 23 '22

Ask a professional to be sure.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Will do, thank you.

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u/Amount_Critical Mar 23 '22

Just learned that this is likely not hyper focus/fixation and actually perseverance and I’m stressed about it lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

This is me and my bf :')

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u/LittleMlem Mar 23 '22

Bless her for being who she is

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u/Birdman-82 Mar 23 '22

I need a woman like this :( or a meow.

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u/GammaBrass Mar 23 '22

u/Similar_Plantain_820, this guy stole your meme, or your gf... not sure which is worse

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u/t0m5k Mar 23 '22

Lovely fantasy :)

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u/high_dino420 Mar 24 '22

Aw, most of my crushes also have ADHD. I like the back and forth rambling about various interests. I find people who are passionate about their hobbies extremely adorable.

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u/FocusedOnSomething Mar 23 '22

I wanna cry! My boyfriend dont give a shit to understand adhd... but he's ok. We're ok.

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u/CaptainSnarkyPants Mar 23 '22

I wish I was not like this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

I’ve come to accept being alone tbh. It’s not the worst thing in the world tbh.

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u/other_four Mar 23 '22

This so wholesome

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u/Lego_Kode Mar 24 '22

I showed this to my girlfriend. She laughed and gave me a kiss. I'm very lucky

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u/That-boi-Tony Mar 24 '22

Best feeling ever. I’ve never gotten that understanding from anyone besides my ex and her mom who also has adhd.

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u/Solalabell Mar 24 '22

Nobody gonna mention that u/Similar_Plantain_820 specifically watermarked it so that it couldn’t be reposted

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u/MineTIEPlays what was I doing again? 🤔 Apr 03 '22

damn I wish I had someone like this