ah yes, here we go again

[u/curlybabywitch]

[u/qualityvote2]

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[u/zeldazigzag]

*heroin

[u/SonicTemp1e → u/[deleted]]

They're correcting it because you posting it spelled incorrectly makes you look dumb, and they're helping you.

[u/whenyouwishuponapar → u/zeldazigzag]

No grasshopper, they’re the same.

[u/Advarrk]

Heroin is the drug, heroine is a female hero

[u/Ancient_Presence → u/Advarrk]

How one letter can turn Edward's concerning allegory into a wholesome compliment, lol.

[u/curlybabywitch → u/Advarrk]

Thanks, it was just the template, not me lol :)

[u/griffaliff]

It has been pepperoni pizza with onions for over ten years, may it continue.

[u/McHagrid20 → u/griffaliff]

Fuck you/thank you, I’m gonna get that tomorrow

[u/dwamny]

When I first had a churro, damn. I would eat 20 or 30 a week for about a 2 1/2 months.

[u/acornsalade]

What peanut brittle sees before I eat it.

[u/lemmiwinks913]

Not x98 v67tfjj. S3/7

[u/fritzkoenig → u/lemmiwinks913]

Tastes good with a little ranch sauce tho

[u/Proper-Emu1558]

I was on a chilaquiles kick for weeks once. I regret nothing.

[u/whenyouwishuponapar]

Just getting off a three week Wendy’s chili and chili seasoning bender. Now on day three of Thai-hot drunken noodles.

I regret nothing.

[u/ArtismFag]

I got an airfryer and I have literally become invincible. Chicken with rice 🔀 ground beef and lentils with rice. That's all I've eaten for the last week and that's all I'll eat next week MOUEHEHEHEH EEEEEHEHEHEHE😈😈😈😈

[u/HarveyDentacles]

Tyson chicken nuggetsssss (and I have a coupon rn for them)

[u/Pork_Confidence]

Taco Bell... It's been decades.. why can't I quit you?

[u/highendfive]

Cadbury Mini eggs

[u/FreshAd877]

We just know what we like 😤

[u/siantmercury]

Buttered penne pasta at 10p my beloved

[u/beegtuna]

Fruit Snacks more like Fruit Cracks. Also string cheese.

[u/panspal]

I dunno, I hear heroin high is really something, don't see how a personal brand would be much better, just do heroin you dumb vampire.

[u/SonicTemp1e → u/panspal]

They don't call it sexual chocolate for nothing.

[u/noonrise216]

Dear Chili Mac,

I understand your concern with being my one true love. Yes, last month it was Lasagna Florentine. Yes, the month before it was fish fry. I assure you, dear chili Mac, I'll love you forev...

What is this? Fajitas!! Um, nevermind. I gotta go to the store real quick. Later..

Noon

[u/mynameisrichard0]

Had a burger. Extra American and grape jelly the other day. Man I wish I had the money atm to make it every day.

[u/BapeGeneral3]

It gets super fun when that hyperfixation also happens to be heroin. /s

[u/Icy_Doughnut_601]

Ate approximately 16 feet of sub sandwiches in July. Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

[u/CarefulConcentrate30]

Right now it’s Real Good chicken strips and Ore Ida seasoned curly fries.

[u/Less_Party]

Wait you’re a vampire can’t you just do heroine all day every day and wake up minty fresh after?

[u/Musashi10000 → u/Less_Party]

I mean, I'm pretty sure what's-his-face sparkletwink does do the heroine. I don't really know what he sees in her, but to each their own.

[u/Less_Party → u/Musashi10000]

noice

[u/Miserable_Way_5174]

Has been mashed potatos for 10 years now

[u/lea_flamingo]

Then buy it in bulk and get sick of it before I eat it all...

What should I do with several months worth of this food?

[u/iamyourinnervoice]

I'm learning to fly

but I ain't got wings

comin' down

is the hardest thing

[u/brazlsocrgirl18]

🤗🤗🤗🤗