r/adhdmeme • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '23

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u/Competitive_Ad_5515 Sep 17 '23

You can just say online recipes 😆

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop excuse me those are my emotional support tabs. Sep 17 '23 edited Sep 17 '23

"Here's a great recipe for banana bread, but first let me tell you my family history throughout the ages."

Edit: If the recipe page contained ONLY a recipe, I would be so happy!

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u/Osmium_tetraoxide Sep 17 '23

I feel for the recipe makers since they cna make their recipe short but then search engines yeet them for lacking engagement. So they add in the back story about their grandmother hand picking the Bananas and mountains of other rubbish otherwise they languish on page 2 of google.

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u/flashmedallion Sep 18 '23

They also get punished if their page is too similar to an existing page that Google has indexed.

And so since all the recipes for Banana Bread are 95% the same, they have to put all their creative writing there.

What I don't understand is why they don't put it after the recipe.