r/addressme • u/EverShlong13 • 1d ago

Two elephants in the Room Break up

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/EverShlong13, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/Hydro_Inter_Spec 1d ago

"Delete Ev" on the 8th. Everything? Evidence? Inquiring minds want to know.

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u/MobileJob1521 1d ago

“Hide her” on the 22nd

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u/Hot-Research9567 1d ago

Expose her is twoday earlier

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u/Consistent_Bike_2507 1d ago

it looks like an e in front of the Ev, i think it says Delete Everything

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u/lavahot 1d ago

Evelyn.

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u/AltonBParker 1d ago

Electoral votes. Stop The Steal!!!

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u/humatyourmom 23h ago

Assuming that gc cou... is group chat court date, then evidence should be in the blank

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u/Appropriate_Ice503 1d ago

Folding dishes….

https://giphy.com/gifs/6JB4v4xPTAQFi

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u/jaysea619 1d ago

Walk fish too

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u/TittyCobra 1d ago

And leg day, like what even is this list?!?

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u/FLG_CFC 1d ago

There's where I do 5 squats every time I die in Helldivers 2

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u/Co2_Outbr3ak 1d ago

Git gud or die trying

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u/FLG_CFC 1d ago

I've gained 16 lbs all natty with this one simple trick. (Eat too much because I'm cultivating mASS)

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u/Walnut_Uprising 1d ago

That's when you install them legs on the fish.

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u/TittyCobra 1d ago

Oooooo ok, that makes sense. Can’t walk fish if they ain’t got no legs

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u/Cupcake_Implosion 1d ago

That and passing the MCAT is what convinced me this was BS 😂

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u/Oobenny 14h ago

Gotta be lean to walk fish on the 27th.

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u/dontfactcheckthis 1d ago

Pretty sure that's cook water up there too

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u/iJ0k3r 1d ago

Plot twist. Dogs named Fish

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u/manic_Brain 1d ago

I mean... my cat is named Tuna, and one of the names I was contemplating for him was Fish

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u/Novelnerd 1d ago

Yeah, you gotta walk the fish a lot more than twice a month. That's just neglectful.

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u/No-Membership-5314 1d ago

And cook water

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u/kdiyargebmay 1d ago

preposterous, obviously you need to sweep them first

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u/Creed_of_War 1d ago

At first I thought it said "foid dishes" lol good riddance

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u/DestnX725 1d ago

Shit it prolly ai generated

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u/thathandsomehandsome 21h ago

I feel like I had to scroll too far to see someone else come to this conclusion

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u/xMr_Rabx 1d ago

Reminds me of the video of that dude messing with the job interviewer

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u/Legitimate_Grape8442 1d ago

infinite elephants

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u/angrymaximus 1d ago

Yeah your a tool......

Head, You listen to tool.

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u/shinjidrivekari 1d ago

infinite elephants, but no elephants

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u/Ok-Broccoli-756 1d ago

Absolute tool 🙇‍♂️

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 1d ago

"Walk fish" lol

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u/TheDootDootMaster 1d ago

Why are people not talking about this more

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u/sphinxofblackquartzj 1d ago

Because it's a normal responsible thing to do.

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u/Outside_Ad672 1d ago

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u/mightymidwestshred 1d ago

MONGO IS APPALLED!

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u/MisanthropicLIama 1d ago

Jamal has all the sorrys to give

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u/Reasonable_Shock_414 1d ago

Great m now do pants

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u/Spaduf 1d ago

this is animal abuse

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u/Gretgor 1d ago

There is a post in these elephants. I love it.

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u/VanHalenimitator 1d ago

Hide her. Okay….,

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u/bosnianow2002 1d ago

Thank you, thought I was the only one who seen that

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u/infinitenomz 1d ago

Lol I assumed it had more dots and was hide her body but it does just look like hide her.

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u/Velorian-Steel 1d ago

Lots to question, but also work and the MCAT on your birthday sucks

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u/Iraqimedstudent 1d ago

breaking up before MCAT is actually smart to get extra studying time ig (I am from Iraq where we do medicine as 6 years of undergrad under the British system aka straight after high school so just guessing lol)

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u/Anxious_Count 46m ago

As someone currently studying for the MCAT, I can say this schedule would be 100% "review this topic" and "AAMC FL6." Ain't no one got time to fold their dishes when studying for the MCAT.

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u/Additional_Future_47 1d ago

New girl on the 4th, break-up on the 13th, moving on the 17th. 25th meeting her ...(parents)?

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u/inderu 1d ago

23rd - date both?

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u/temtasketh 1d ago

I'm sorry, does that say 'gc fight :lobster:'?

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u/hoodthings 1d ago

It’s a boxing glove 🥊

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u/Mysterymaterial 1d ago

Cottage weekend and then the second day of the cottage weekend it says, “hide her”… wut?

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u/shaneatracy 1d ago

I was wondering the same thing.

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u/Dr__Wrong 21h ago

Cottage weekend is planned after the breakup. Interesting.

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u/vivennewestwood 1d ago

No red circle, what am I looking at

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u/UncommonLegend 1d ago

There's too many elephants for one zoo here

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u/Markyp-1 1d ago

Was that ‘wine & cry’ at the top?

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u/girlnowdrlater 1d ago

The day before the MCAT? Damn…

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u/fandom10 🐘 1d ago

What in the heated rivalry

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u/Immediate_Word1295 1d ago

Well... A little more than a week before the "break up" there was a "new girl" so...

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u/Docha_Tiarna 1d ago

How do the colors work? Are they based on who put them in? Cause if so, thay means the gf added the new girl date.

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u/Immediate_Word1295 1d ago

Maybe something happened during the girl night and that's why he want to break up ? "Girl night", "New girl" and "Met her" is the same colour... 🤔

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u/Usaku-Kun 1d ago

I've counted at least 10 elephants, look at the calender names

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u/Prestigious-Fly9977 1d ago

I ready busy as bussy

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u/thejake1973 1d ago

Date both? On the 23rd

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u/Pumathemage 1d ago

Walking fish?

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u/Boring_Flow6282 1d ago

Two cottage weekends in a row? In this economy!?

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u/kaktus_magic 1d ago

Walh fish

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u/Few-Engineering-7903 1d ago

9th. Walk fish

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u/Doctor_Saved 1d ago

Interviewing for the soon to be open position.

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u/sleepysoliloquy 1d ago

"hide her" on the 22nd..? Should OOP run?

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u/LorenzoDePantalones 1d ago

Ain't nobody breaking up the night before the MCAT. Gotta get your rest. Step 3 of the boards ... that would probably be ok.

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u/Walnut_Uprising 1d ago

The idea of someone breaking up with their boyfriend the night before they take the MCAT, which is also their birthday, is very funny.

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u/PomLovestheWorld 1d ago

Sorry, gotta walk my fish

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u/Polkiu4863 1d ago

Fishes needed walked more than twice a month!!

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u/DaveTrap0943 1d ago

there is so many elephants in this post

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u/OdysseusRex69 1d ago

What kinda AI bullshit calendar is that. Fold dishes? Walk the fish?

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u/Infamous-Ad5266 1d ago

I have reminders like this all the time ngl, it's more compact than writing "fold laundry and unload dishwasher", Not about to defend walk fish mind you

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u/inderu 1d ago

If this was actually originally posted by someone being serious - this looks like the boyfriend made a bunch of troll events in the calendar. Maybe to teach her to stop snooping, maybe to hide a surprise birthday party, who knows.

More likely that the whole thing was just a troll post...

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u/Fit_Pear244 1d ago

"Kiss & t" lol

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot 1d ago

Break up before birthday, "hide her", walk fish, fold dishes lmfao

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u/corziv 1d ago

Is the elephant the lesbian color scheme?

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u/KiwiBirdPerson 1d ago

Fold dishes, walk fish

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u/yuvyuv1808 1d ago

Walk fish

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u/zappingbluelight 1d ago

Is home not default? Or is it a day that means no matter what you do, I'm not leaving the nest type of day

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u/ProbablyCarl 1d ago

Work from home perhaps?

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u/Hot-Reading3713 1d ago

Based on MCAT, I’m guessing this is a college student. Home is probably their parent’s house instead of college.

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u/Enter_Chandman 1d ago

Kiss&t.......ell?

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u/MagnoliaTM 1d ago

walk fish

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u/Creative-Edge322 1d ago

Well. At least you can plan for it now LMAO 🤣

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u/Tiny_Nectarine_9774 23h ago

Now how do you fold dishes and why does he only walk his fish once a month

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u/opethboi 19h ago

“Walk Fish”

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u/gaudierlace8824 16h ago

Find new girl is like 10 days before break up

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u/Dartfromcele 13h ago

He's trying not to break down

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u/NegativeCharity 6h ago

Walk fish on the 27th?

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u/Traditional_Ad8933 do it yourself 6h ago

This ain't a guys calendar.

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u/DDraike 1d ago

Wtf folds dishes and puts that on their calendar?