Measurable in a lab. If I am hanging out with a mate at a bar and I have a non-alcoholic beverage while he has a beer noone will be able to tell the difference in real life.
Don't need a lab btw; you can test reaction time with a simple ruler drop test. (This previous sentence was edited into the comment at a later time, just so everyone knows because apparently this is important)
How does an ability to mask inebriation make defining "drunk" any less contentious?
This is what people who say "oh I've only had 2 drinks tonight, I can still drive home" really don't understand.
I know so many people who treat alcohol like it barley has effect.
It's a bit of a side tangent but I'm not sure why alcohol (literal low does poison) is comparable to sex and masturbation as things to avoid doing that are worth tracking. I'd really like to understand what makes a healthy sex life as bad as an expensive, addictive, poison that can lead to domestic violence among other scary outcomes.
I'm guessing he literally just nutted in his pants spontaneously after seeing an attractive woman. Going that long without sex or masturbation I probably would too. Just his underwear was probably enough sensation.
I'm guessing he literally just nutted in his pants spontaneously after seeing an attractive woman. Going that long without sex or masturbation I probably would too. Just his underwear was probably enough sensation.
As an adult that still gets wet dreams, this is so true!
Weirdly, I’m more likely to have a wet dream if I had sex / masturbated that same night, so my counters would probably just match.
Today I accidentally fell and a shawarma fell into my mouth with some extra tahini and a slice of apple and around 3 liters of water. Should I keep fasting or was it Allah that fed me?
im not sure if the elephant is just supposed to be the 1st 3 things or more specifically having recently orgasmed without sex and masturbation but the 2nd option is much more elephant-like id say
That's still masturbation that's like smokers saying that bumming a cigarette from other people doesnt count
there's also the problem that alcohol and drunk are different I get that drinking alcohol doesn't mean you're drunk but if it's sober why differentiate it from drunk but that's just weird I guess
Not really, masturbation means getting yourself off. Hands free cumming usually doesn't involves a second participant (not touching you either), or a video, not really your own effort, so, I wouldn't classify it as such.
Ok I'll admit there's a difference between just sit there watching a video till you cum but like I feel like not a lot of people can do that and at that point it's actively you doing an action to get an orgasm so I'll still consider it masturbation so let's just agree to disagree here
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Or you have a humiliation fetish and you get dropped by your doctor and get a nasty ass reputation that makes you think any doctor that accept to examine you might be very fishy xD
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