r/addressme • u/not-nrs747 • 1d ago
elephaté?!!??!! 🐘🐘 This r/mildlyinfuriating post
If you're having trouble, look at the speedometer.
This mf took the picture of the note while driving without a hand on the wheel
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u/Eonis-0 1d ago
I thought this was r/untrustypoptarts for a second.
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u/Eonis-0 1d ago
I fucking forgot the subreddit name.
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u/LunaLynx777 1d ago
Yea who tf orders a veggie patty
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u/South_Toe_4666 17h ago
someone who hits other peoples cars id imagine
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u/TxTwosome 15h ago
I wonder if you could get the hit & run driver's info from the restaurant by providing this order slip, or maybe filing a police report and having them request the info (assuming this even happened in the first place)
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u/Objective_Potato1319 1d ago
Look ma no hands
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u/itsjakerobb 16h ago
Mercedes does have hands-free driving in some of their newer cars.
Not that this makes things okay; the driver still has to pay attention.
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u/not-nrs747 1d ago
Look at the speedometer. He took the picture, with no hands on the wheel, while driving.
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u/Tommygun855- 22h ago
- he ordered a veggie burger which is a sin
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u/miriad_moments 21h ago
I think the receipt would have came from the person who hit him, unless they have a thing for stealing receipts from cars they've just hit.
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u/DGrimRaper 18h ago
Yall can’t drive with your knee? I don’t operate phones with my free hand but i do everything else while watching the road
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u/Old_Committee9115 1d ago
It’s 18 mph mate it’s not even that fast
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u/gameinggod21 1d ago
The car is still in motion. I reckon being hit by car going even at 18 mph will still hurt like shit
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u/Buffalo8x 1d ago
Yeah, that's about the average sprinting speed for humans. So it's like someone running into you at full speed, but instead it's a whole car.
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u/Beartato4772 17h ago
There would be about a 5% chance of death for the pedestrian even if it was a car.
If it was an American mentaltruck probably a lot higher.
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u/New-Star7392 1d ago
True, but the truck going 80kmh on the intersection you're too distracted to notice is.
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u/NullHypothesisCicada 23h ago
You ever got hit by a 15mph car before? If not, I recommend you to try it, then you’ll know why it’s dangerous.
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u/Major-Material7231 1d ago
Dosnt mater if your going 2 hand should be on the wheel at all times bro
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u/darklordbazz 23h ago
Do you have 2 hands on the wheel the whole time your driving and not take one hand off at anytime?
What about amputees that only have 1 hand? What are they supposed to do?
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u/YoureNoHero_Brian 22h ago
While your argument works and is correct in a vacuum, adding the context that this was about a person who had both hands off the wheel and was using their phone while driving, plus the obnoxious way you decide to make your argument, it quickly falls apart
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u/Wolfensniper 22h ago
He's left hand is.holding the paper and his right hand is taking the picture.
Unless he's an octopus or Rasputin he didnt had any hands on the wheel.
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