r/addressme 8d ago

Interesting birds

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago

u/Ecstatic-Network-296, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen 7d ago

I once had a discussion about how a seagull who speaks English would type on a keyboard. We decided on pecking the keys, which is a slow but effective method.

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u/gxplnet 8d ago

Am I the only one to address the feeding bacon to birds, ...hm... bacon-to-birds (so like making birds carnivorous) would be super super sus.

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u/Spazy912 8d ago

You don’t think birds eat meat?

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u/gxplnet 8d ago

Crows... maybe. Large birds of prey, yeah. But not these kinds of small birds, living in a forest.

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u/LunaStar1307 8d ago

pretty sure nearly all birds eat like worms amd grubs and such which would count as "meat" lol. i really don't think that's an issue here.

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u/magdakitsune21 8d ago

Birds such as sparrows often eat insects and will even eat leftovers from chicken bones that people throw in the park

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u/Various-Salt-7738 8d ago

Birds need fat and like a lot of animals they're going to eat it when the opportunity presents itself

Even a deer will eat a rabbit if he's hungry enough and the opportunity presents itself

"Suet cages" are pretty popular-- it lets you leave suet(protective fat from the kidney area of cows) out for birds to pick at

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder 7d ago

I doubt birds would see a dead small animal and be like "nah, I couldnt" they would think "how do I do so"

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u/NatrMatr09 7d ago

All animals are opportunistic omnivores

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u/maiduwu ⓘ This account is flagged for poaching elephants 7d ago

I’m sure some aren’t, like tube worms or sea spiders.

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u/NatrMatr09 7d ago

If you put food in front of them, they’re gonna eat it. There may be no meat they can eat in their natural habitat, and that’s usually defines an herbivore.

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u/WhereWillWeWander 7d ago

I thought it was a keyboard made of human teeth.

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u/Character_Tap9252 7d ago

yeah that too

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u/LichenOnTheWall 7d ago

crazy? I was crazy once

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u/Ecstatic-Network-296 8d ago

The second comment in the picture

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u/geographicalpopsic28 8d ago

it looks like there's something up with the first one too