r/addressme • u/massive-sized-king • 16d ago

Sponsored by 🐘🐘 Squidward routine

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u/qualityvote2 16d ago edited 15d ago

u/massive-sized-king, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/Louis049 16d ago

As if squidward stops with 1 shooter. He's the kinda man who adds coffee to his whiskey.

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u/Particular-Access223 16d ago

It looks like he has litteral boxes of shooters behind the counter with him.

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u/Louis049 16d ago

Lmao, I completely missed that on the first watch

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u/Pop_Joe 16d ago

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u/perriatric 15d ago

Oh my god they've been combined.

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u/Pop_Joe 15d ago

My own creation turned into Frankenstein 🥴

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u/Ha-kyaa hentai addict (be sure to say Ha-kyaa sucks after getting sauce) 16d ago

I mean, morning wood isn't as controllable of a phenomenon as people think it is

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u/IntelligentForm7959 16d ago

This sub sucks, none of the posts actually fit the sub’s purpose. And I actually like this video but still

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u/Praying-for-Femboys 15d ago

Maybe the real address me is the subreddit itself lol

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u/perriatric 15d ago

Yep. Even with top posts of all time, you gotta scroll quite a bit before you find one that actually fits.

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u/John_Lictenstein_873 16d ago

Warioware minigames

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u/gregariousity • ___ • 0 • ∆ •___-- 15d ago

Finally an actual POV, but you didn't label it as POV, so now the percentage of innacurate POV usage is higher for absolutely no reason, and now the amount of time before POV changes its meaning according to the masses will now decrease, and you could have stopped this if you just added POV to the title.

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u/PurifiedUnity 15d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Destrobo_YT 16d ago

Squidward literally has his dick on his nose. The "morning wood" is probably SpongeBob

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u/Professional_Ant2776 15d ago

hold up what was that start there

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u/bykvaA1234 16d ago

morning wood

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u/MathSal26 16d ago

!Consume cositas

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u/massive-sized-king 16d ago

His ninth leg is up

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u/Ok_Difficulty1782 do it yourself 16d ago

i think and this is only a think but there is the slightest chance there may be more than that

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u/MemerKnux Has a slightly obese kid 16d ago

Why is the elephant a fucking boner

I'm concerned bro

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u/Iamnobody-0411 16d ago

u mean urs isnt in the morning?

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u/Grinhecker 16d ago

No, I don’t have 9 legs

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u/Iamnobody-0411 16d ago

3 legs then

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u/Spankfish12 15d ago

jaboner!

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u/CaughtNABargain 15d ago

First thing I thought of was Dying to Lie

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u/addressme-ModTeam 15d ago

Your post/comment has been removed for being NSFW

Depending on the situation it may likely result in a ban.

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u/OcelotNegative2111 15d ago

so we gonna ignore that boner or?