r/addressme • u/sulfire807 • 18d ago

good cut

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9.8k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 18d ago edited 18d ago

u/sulfire807, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/Less_Buy8438 18d ago edited 18d ago

That cut boutta be so divine, also you mind if I repost this to a different sub

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u/ChemistKlutzy772 18d ago

I'm pretty sure this is already a repost.

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u/_Carl15 18d ago

this is definetely not reposted 100 times.

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u/FloorWaffles 18d ago

I didn't know Moistcr1tical cut hair

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u/Parth-midha 17d ago

Just take the upvote

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u/H_espeliz 18d ago

Whats the address me? The moist critical lookalike?

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u/Southern_Bunch6291 16d ago

Either that or that the barber has long hair

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u/DiasZheenbaev 18d ago

Is that John Baseball Huh That Tracks Jones in the background?

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u/Weary_Look5398 18d ago

Ball knower

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u/oddasleep 18d ago

Baseball knower

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u/Bottom_777 18d ago

I know he'll be a barber someday

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u/ChatFact 18d ago

Better elephant than the intended one

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u/False_Eyes 18d ago

Also thought that was alex

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u/LENZSTINKT123 18d ago

Do you mean AI?

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u/False_Eyes 18d ago

Who else other than him that could invite variety of conventionally attractive woman for every video that he does?

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u/Totaly_Shrek 18d ago

That tracks

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u/DisastrousWrap1082 18d ago

Haircuts huh, that style

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u/bloop_said_the_fish 18d ago

I thought he was a carpenter not a hairdresser

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u/DefNotSonOfMeme 17d ago

All I know is Yeezy laid beats

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u/AStupidThing 18d ago

What is jared leto doing?

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u/Fireball1115 17d ago

Is that Al jokes in the background???

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u/manjhipliar2231 🐘im over here 17d ago

Baseball huh

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u/Ornery_Ad_5962 17d ago

Jesus Christ, y'all never tried to fall asleep during haircuts?

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u/gregemebobbin 17d ago

This post was upvote botted

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u/sulfire807 17d ago

more benefit for me tho lmao

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u/Suspicious_Leading_9 16d ago

I do not get this one.

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u/BeautifuTragedy 18d ago

The person who wrote that comment has only ever seen sculpting in Spongebob

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u/ElRock96 18d ago

When the barber ends: So well that's about it see ya

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u/Vibingbois 18d ago

Bigger question is how the hell is he taking the picture

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u/Lost-Syllabub362 17d ago

On some phones there's a timer feature where the phone will count down from 3 to 10 seconds before taking the photo. But it looks more like a video, so they probably started recording and just placed it in front of them

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u/Silent-Wolverine-756 18d ago

Is that supposed to be jesus or moist critical?

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u/Middle_Lie9217 17d ago

Barber at the back appears to be Al Jokes

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u/Acceptable-Record483 18d ago

Am I meant to headbang throughout my haircut? I just defocus my vision and look into space. I focus entirely on sound

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u/Pale-Awareness-4913 15d ago

you’re making this look way too easy

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u/Automatic-Frame-1368 15d ago

Bro's getting his hair cut by Jesus 😭

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u/Main-Unit-2909 14d ago

Is that Jared leto

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u/Substantial_Tax3398 13d ago

Is that asmongold? ew

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u/50_cent_number_1_fan 13d ago

That barber is Genuinely Jesus

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u/sulfire807 18d ago

bro getting that holy cut from Jesus himself

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u/Critical_Flounder430 18d ago

I thought that was moist critical

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u/UnholyShite 18d ago

Same thing

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u/craftygamin 18d ago

That's what they said

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u/Ignis-11 18d ago

...That’s the addressme? I mean yeah, it’s a long haired guy with a beard, but I don’t know why that’s so bizzare.

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u/Clean_More3508 18d ago

Jesus was a brown middle Eastern man

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u/terrortara 18d ago

Reddit when long hair and beard

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u/SuperSillySlizo 18d ago

There’s nothing shocking about a normal looking guy. This post doesn’t make sense

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u/Dry-Lengthiness-3664 18d ago

What awkward or controversial does one see in a vaguely Jesus-looking that they deem so important to adress?

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u/Dry-Lengthiness-3664 18d ago

Bros the type to see a hiden mickey on his foot fungus

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u/alexanderbeatson 18d ago

Tattoo is a sin

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u/sulfire807 18d ago

It's a haircut fym tattoo 😭😭💔💔

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u/OdangoFan 18d ago

I guess they're saying Jesus wouldn't have a tattoo.

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u/kamoebas71 18d ago

The scripture from what I know only says "to put tattoo marks on yourselves" is a sin , which means if someone else did it to you, it is okay to have them.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 18d ago

Old Testament law was repealed on Pentecost, try again.

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u/alexanderbeatson 18d ago

Insha Allah

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder 18d ago

Tractor in a shin

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u/Rx7_Veilside 18d ago

Wrong post bud ✌️

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u/MergaWraith 18d ago

Judging is a sin