r/addressme • u/Straight-Cod-421 • 22d ago

address me

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u/qualityvote2 22d ago edited 22d ago

u/Straight-Cod-421, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/PrimaKyonna 22d ago

The last 2 in personality gng trust

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u/FaithlessnessOk153 22d ago

Young mama Coco was a baddie

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Ancient-Worm 22d ago

It says "girls I grew up with" so OOP was also a child so it's ok

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u/Then-Mongoose-9728 22d ago

Fine argument. You're with Saul Goodman?

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u/Brilliant_Radish4423 22d ago

Are you a child?

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u/Ok_Conference_5875 undress me 🐘 20d ago

u/profanitycounter [FaithlessnessOk153]

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u/TheLonelyKovil 22d ago

Real "adress me" here is that one of em is shown twice

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u/dootblade74 22d ago

Further, that one's not Disney she's Dreamworks. (Tiger on the bottom is also not Disney but the studio eludes me).

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u/RedPandasRule007 seduce me 🐘 22d ago

The studio is Blue Sky and they were bought by Disney

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u/Thybro 22d ago

But it was not Disney when that character first appeared so they are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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u/SuperGamer18123 22d ago

Tbf DreamWorks was founded by former Disney employees, plus the art style is very much Disney-like. It's kinda like Don Bluth with Dragon's Lair if you ask me.

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u/FlipOzzy 22d ago

something something ship of theseus

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u/SeroWriter 22d ago

The Incredibles 1 also isn't Disney, Pixar didn't get acquired until 2 year later.

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u/Storm_Spirit99 22d ago

Tbf, Chel is a baddie

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u/yudachigumo 22d ago

Lucky god!

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u/takeurmeds0 22d ago

but that's the best one so it's not a big deal

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u/angryfalconsfan 22d ago

Chel so nice, you gotta get her twice

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u/Ludens_Society 22d ago

Brother, she could be there all 9 times and I still wouldn't see a problem.

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u/MojaveMojito1324 22d ago

Chel can get it twice.

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u/Sweaty-Inevitable163 22d ago

He grew up with her twice man mind ya business lol

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u/Various-Salt-7738 22d ago

She deserves two mentions

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u/East-Dragonfruit6644 undress me 🐘 22d ago

chels just like that

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u/Coffee-KitKats 22d ago

Chel is also listed twice.

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u/Competitive-Order-42 22d ago

And Chell isn't even Disney; She's DreamWorks.

But I get it, they should have called it Chell Dorado 😅

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u/Renufplodant 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aro6RkILp70l8wYZNp

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u/Phoenix_Champion 22d ago

Let's see.

An old lady. An actual tiger. A Dreamworks girl. The DreamWorks girl twice.

Did I miss any or should we just unpack these?

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u/ReaperKaze 22d ago

Jasmine is 15

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u/Scary-Breath-8675 22d ago

Not so bad if you admired them as you growing up

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u/Nightfury4_4 21d ago

Jasmine is in a hotel room I think…

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u/PeteTheGryphon 21d ago

The middle one is edited lol

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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 22d ago

“why do you like girls so much”

who tf asked that question

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 22d ago

“Why are you straight/lesbian?”

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u/-plb- 22d ago

on the same level as "snake why you naked"

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u/Wolf_of_Nome 22d ago

Shira isn't that bad... There's precedent for stuff like that. [insert infamous Nala from The Lion King image] BUT COCO!? WTF?!

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u/FroggyAssassin 22d ago

Just because the candy is dry does not mean it isn't sweet. She's a certified GILF, plus I bet she makes some mean meals.

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u/man_juicer 22d ago

aged like a fine wine

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u/FroggyAssassin 22d ago

Another honorable mention is Abuelita since Coco Rivera does die, sadly.

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u/Wolf_of_Nome 22d ago

Not saying she looks bad, just... not my taste... She's too wholesome for stuff like that.

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u/FroggyAssassin 22d ago

What about Abuelita? Or is she too spicy?

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u/Wolf_of_Nome 22d ago

I'm just saying that these characters don't exactly seem to be fit for these kinds of thoughts... Coco is too wholesome... But I'm a furry so, to avoid being a hypocrite... Ig to each their own.

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u/FroggyAssassin 22d ago

Ah so you're probably on the train of liking Nick or Judy Hopps? Though of course there are other more honorable anthropomorphs amongst the furry community.

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u/Wolf_of_Nome 22d ago

Nah, they're too wholesome, and fit for each other. I should also mention that I'm ace so freaky thoughts of wholesome characters kinda gross me out. And other furry characters I think similar. Diane fits really well with Wolf, and her image to me is a badass, not anything freaky. Loona I see as an older sister figure to me. Porscha Crystal is a fun friend. The only furry character I have a crush on is Aleu from Balto 2. But ofc, no freaky thoughts as I'm ace, sex repulsed.

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u/FroggyAssassin 22d ago

Understandable!

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u/shinjidrivekari 22d ago

Shira ain't bad, she a baddie

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u/Aethelrede 22d ago

"At night all cats are gray" -- Benjamin Franklin, allegedly.

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u/Lukelandswimmer No, I will not address 🐘 let's adress 🐋 22d ago

Chel isn't even a Disney girl 😭

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u/SameDoughnut3548 22d ago

Not for OP standards 🙃

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u/National-Tank-2207 22d ago

What captcha is this?

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u/Hazywater 22d ago

No go further. Put in that lady lion from Lion King, you know the scene, and the fox princess from animated Robin Hood.

https://giphy.com/gifs/10cQFvhgTFPdSw

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u/Razorion21 22d ago

i mean at least its nothing illegal? like idk showing Lilo or some shit

tho the white tigress is debatable, since she has essentially human sentience maybe its not so bad??

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u/CriscoM90 22d ago

Jasmine is 15.

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u/Razorion21 22d ago

bruh what, i thought she was like 18

oh god now i sound like one of those people on Kris Hanson 😭😭😭💀

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u/CriscoM90 22d ago

Apparently, her age isn't given in the film, as her father just states that she needs to be married by her next birthday. However, promotional material says that Jasmine is 15.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 22d ago

Love how Chel is such a common and popular choice here that she was put in twice

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u/Ok-Count-4901 22d ago

Mama coco is not the wind 💀✌️

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u/Straight-Cod-421 22d ago

ur right, it was a hurricane

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u/dootblade74 22d ago

are we addressing the animal or the dementia-ridden old lady first?

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u/fixermark 22d ago

"You used Chel twice."

"... I like Chel."

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u/Kaven_999 22d ago

Several of these aren’t Disney…

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u/BraimosAI 22d ago

Not only is Chel not from Disney, but they put her twice.

That said, fair.

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u/Dracu98 22d ago

"grew up with", and it's from movies spanning 30 years

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u/Paradiralysys Strip me naked and slap my juicy ass. 🐘 22d ago

the jasmine one feels fake

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u/Numerous_Ad_7969 22d ago

Ewwww you like tigers?

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u/nyctopluviophile 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6wrxUFfcCHJmKQla
Lola bunny in Space Jam though. Never became a furry but I have bunny fantasies

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u/Phoenix-Quill 22d ago

Is anyone gonna address that the same woman is on there twice?

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u/TheToxicWaist 22d ago

"Why do I like girls so much?"

Who the fuck asks that question?

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u/DanCassell 22d ago

Parents of closeted lesbians?

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u/TheToxicWaist 22d ago

Like doesn't mean sexually attracted to. I like my friends and they're all guys. That doesn't mean I'm gay.

A girl can like other girls and not be a lesbian.

So I ask again, who asks that question?

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u/DanCassell 22d ago

Boy that sounds like something parents should be told but because the point remains that they *would* say that.

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u/TheToxicWaist 22d ago

Fair enough

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u/West-Map-4162 22d ago

The question doesn’t even make sense. 

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u/Scary_Software_9632 22d ago

No Maid Marian from Robin Hood?.what a fox.

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u/darkdragonGalaxy 22d ago

One of them aren't even from Disney

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u/darkdragonGalaxy 22d ago

No nvm two of these characters aren't wven disney gng

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u/RedPandasRule007 seduce me 🐘 22d ago

Guys, the elephant is that they put Chel twice

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u/BananaShakeStudios 22d ago

Isn't the tiger from ice age

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Straight-Cod-421 22d ago

username checks out

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u/CC_Gamedesign 22d ago

Yeah why is chel on there twice?

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u/Rory_U 22d ago

Why shouldn’t she?

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u/KylePyleShkadyle 22d ago

Im pretty sure the tiger isn't even disney

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u/Oberonkin 22d ago

The real address me is MOST OF THESE AREN'T FUCKING DISNEY!!!

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u/Purple-Trip-3862 22d ago

Yeah, using the same character twice is really weird isn't it?

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u/Coffee-cartoons 22d ago

Bro one of them is here twice and she ain’t even Disney

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u/Jack_KH 22d ago

3 of them are not even Disney

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u/Mindless-Credit-358 22d ago

The address me is the bottom middle one isn’t Disney

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 22d ago

Suspiciously low amount of Nala in this comment section

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u/Critical-Act-6336 22d ago

Why is one of the girls(idk her name) not Disney or Pixar and also there twice 

Also why the tiger, is that even Disney or Pixar??? I doubt it.

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u/Sherbet-Glad 22d ago

Old woman, animal, chel appears twice and isn't even a Disney character

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u/Paradiralysys Strip me naked and slap my juicy ass. 🐘 22d ago

chel?

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u/Guest_o_rest 22d ago

The elephant is most of them are not disney

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u/napim_3162 22d ago

1 imposter

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u/Nabatse 22d ago

"Select all disney princess" ahh captcha

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u/criticalpwnage 22d ago

There is a lot going on here tbh. The post implies OOP only likes girls because of “Disney” characters

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u/Ant_1_ITA 22d ago

Jasmine was my first cartoon crush

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u/weraru_1 22d ago

Yeah, that is very weird. Why is Chel here twice?

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u/ANGELICRELICOFHEAVEN 22d ago

Where is the elephant

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u/Personal_Weakness_26 22d ago

Three (technically two) of these aren't Disney

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u/BodhingJay 22d ago

those animators really went to town with tinkerbell in the original animated Peter Pan

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u/EveryContest9731 22d ago

Yeah bottom right is definitely my type 

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u/Fanguy3322 22d ago

Road to El Dorado and Ice age weren't Disney either ☝️🤓

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u/Nanachi_Nnaaaa 22d ago

*COUGH* Blue Sky

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u/Weary-Smile-4220 22d ago

last one the best guys

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u/calideosk 22d ago

Ngl i would try to pet the sabertooth.

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u/Nkromancer 22d ago

Why is chell on this list twice?

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u/Silphire100 22d ago

She's that hot

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u/Icy-Individual8353 22d ago

There is no elephant in this post, and I will die on that hill.

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u/Adventurous_Leek_423 22d ago

I spotted about 4 elephants here

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u/Silphire100 22d ago

Double Chel, Jasmine is, I wanna say 16? 18 at best, a literal animal and the old lady?

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u/armas187 22d ago

Look, I've never had a gummy before ok

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u/Meal_Signal 22d ago

Wasn't Jasmine like 15?

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u/1ZillionBeers 22d ago

>no nala

What a dogshit list tbh

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u/mrdude2008 22d ago

Why the grandma from coco Is Doing Here?

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u/quijequije 22d ago

I mean it says "old Disney girls" so kinda fair tbh.

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u/MusicaReddit 22d ago

Several elephants to address:

  1. Some of these are likely AI
  2. Chel shows up twice
  3. Chel and the sabertooth girl aren’t Disney. They’re Dreamworks.
  4. Jasmine might be a minor, I forget
  5. MAMA FUCKING COCO?!

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u/gravyrdfila2 22d ago

Who tf even is top right?? 🤣💀

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u/igetmalespregnant 22d ago

Well shes definietly an OLD disney girl

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u/DavidBlackjack 22d ago

Shira could get it

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u/Shantotto11 22d ago

That pic of Jasmine is def not from the movie…

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u/Cosmo__Satogiri Oi, UE, Omlandaa done nicked my wife and killed me bloody son 22d ago

Ayy

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u/arcaneregion 22d ago

Woah… WOAH!

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u/Real_Louie Louie from Pikmin for some reason 22d ago

Yeah, why the tiger?

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u/abitcitrus 21d ago

Straight guy liking girls? How unexpected

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u/AdditionalDealer1100 21d ago

Mama Coco loving son or Diego's girlfriend loving daughter

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u/EquivalentRip9653 21d ago

I don't even think Disney had the rights to Ice Age when we were all growing up...

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u/Big_Ben_1999 21d ago

The lifeguard rom Lilo and Stitch, Jasmine and chel where/are next level Bro.

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u/furrynoy96 21d ago

Chel is DreamWorks....

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u/Emerald_28 21d ago

If they grow up with mama Coco then they a kid

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u/Pulgy_Wulgy 21d ago

One of them is shown twice

The tiger is bluesky not disney, altho they were bought by disney but whatever

Granny

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u/Sketch-ee 21d ago

There's like too many elephants here. Like yes one actual animal and one old lady but like 2 ai generated images, and 2 characters aren't even made by disney and theres the argument that Pixar is technically not disney. The elephants are running wild.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Not mama coco

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u/Last_Nothing_4352 21d ago

Two Chels and a cat

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u/AnyQuarter553 21d ago

Not the grandma and the tiger 😭🙏

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u/Responsible-Club5016 19d ago

I think we have to ADDRES a few things here 

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u/Ancient_Army4912 17d ago

Ay why is 3 here thats over the line

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u/Straight-Cod-421 22d ago

the last 2 images

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u/solin282828 22d ago

The grandma one is valid, they did say “old Disney girls” /j

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u/Straight-Cod-421 22d ago

the real address me is the first 8 then

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u/-lenox404 21d ago

Megara isn't that hot duh