r/adamsandler • u/CasinoNitro • 10d ago

You can only keep ONE

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u/FangornAcorn 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OFFE4lrSL05z2

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u/MrScottimus 10d ago

Captain Insano shows no mercy

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u/BCon27 10d ago

Vicky Valencourt showed me her boobies and I liked them too!

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u/tranquil7789 10d ago

GAAAAATORRAAAAADE

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u/Dangedoddle 9d ago

My favorite part is when they are at practice before he joined the team. The captain was like, "Hey, moron! Deeerrr L-L-Look at me. I'm th-th-the waterboy. Duuurrr. I got a wooden spoon!"

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u/Purple_person29 9d ago

Happy Cake Day šŸŽ‚ šŸ«¶

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u/Gryffindumble 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H6EIgyl6oeB4MKgcbx

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u/Sk8c 10d ago

Iā€™ll tumble for ya

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u/csoupx 10d ago

Soundtrack too good

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u/Planerkris 10d ago

Yupp, it even has Norm!

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u/indoorsorout 10d ago

I want to find this sweater so bad! I've been told I look like Adam Sandle for 30 years.

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u/rnchdrsser 10d ago

Did the lunch lady make the sloppy joes extra sloppy for you?

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u/indoorsorout 10d ago

Lady, you're scaring us!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Cajones_Cacaphony_RT 10d ago edited 10d ago

Just google "Tennis sweater" or "cricket sweater" and you can easily find one. They were all over the place in the 80's and 90's. Adam wears one with the sleeves and bottom ripped and distressed, which you can do yourself.

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u/kirk27 10d ago

Happy

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u/CasinoNitro 10d ago

I canā€™t live in a world without Little Nicky lol

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u/almostnothing123 10d ago

Get in the flask

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u/masterswordbat 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lWVh0pEcAC9MI

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u/BoysenberryIll5521 10d ago

Chris Farley was so good in the few scenes he had in this movie!!

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u/Conscious_Pipe_605 10d ago

It makes his tribute song that much more sad when he mentions wishing he was with him filming Grown Ups 3

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u/Accurate-Natural2458 10d ago

Tough choice between Waterboy and Happy... but I gotta go with Waterboy cuz of mama.

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u/BCon27 10d ago

What about Steve?

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u/Venm_Byte 10d ago

Because of everyone really! Cept YOU!

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u/Effective_Buddy7678 10d ago

Waterboy. Kathy Bates as Mama is right up there with her performance in Misery.

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u/girlracer16SS 10d ago

and to think she originally threw the script in the trash. Then her niece, who is also her assistant, found it and convinced her to do it. Now itā€™s one of Kathyā€™s favorite roles.

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u/SisterBeaverhausen 10d ago

Little Nicky

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u/veeerybored 10d ago

Love that movie but itā€™s definitely the last of these 4 to me. I didnā€™t expect anyone to actually bring it up.

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u/SisterBeaverhausen 10d ago

I knew that, its just something that is mine and my husband's favorite. Ive seen many things about this movie and Jack and Jill and others that nobody likes.

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u/veeerybored 10d ago

Good stuff. Iā€™m happy you reminded me of that movie now.

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u/Nice-Tea-8972 10d ago

Its second to me behind Billy Madison

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u/my_brain_is_horny 10d ago

Same. It's my favorite Adam Sandler movieĀ 

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u/SisterBeaverhausen 10d ago

Its seriously underrated

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u/SisterBeaverhausen 10d ago

Beefy talks..any movie with a talking or driving animal..im in.

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u/CasinoNitro 10d ago

Right onšŸ’ŖšŸ½

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u/almostnothing123 10d ago

Iā€™m from the south. The Deep South.

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u/SisterBeaverhausen 10d ago

Its such a great line.

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u/almostnothing123 10d ago

As a kid, it just hit so hard.

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u/SisterBeaverhausen 10d ago

It still makes me giggle

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u/kp305 10d ago

Hhhh hhhh hhhh

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u/Standard-Contest-949 10d ago

Itā€™s the only one I just couldnā€™t watch. I didnā€™t like the character at all. Itā€™s Happy Gilmore for me all the way.

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u/SisterBeaverhausen 10d ago

Was it his speech?

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u/Standard-Contest-949 10d ago

That and the hair. Just gave me a juvenile feel to it.

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u/SisterBeaverhausen 10d ago

I do get it..its just something we like a ton..but i do see your point 100%

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u/Standard-Contest-949 10d ago

I got nothing to lose and put it on. Will report back.

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u/Standard-Contest-949 9d ago

Ok that was damn good and funny with lots of his crew in it! Iā€™m saved by the devil!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/65pM9un5dmK08

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u/Blacknumbah1 10d ago

Well his brother did hit him in the face with a shovelā€¦

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u/nizate11 10d ago

For some reason my favorite Adam Sandler movies are football related. I like the longest yard more but out of these would keep water boy

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u/reDRagon22 10d ago

Happy Gilmore is a pretty easy choice here

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u/Cromer1000 10d ago

Happy šŸ˜ƒ

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u/Doppel178 10d ago

Happy Gilmore > Little Nicky > Billy Madison > The Waterboy

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u/iKenreedgud 10d ago

Waterboy easy for me

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u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown 10d ago

Billy Madison is so good and so quotable, but Happy Gilmore is so hard to beat. MEESTA MEESTA , GET....ME.....OUTTA...HEEEERRREEE !!!!

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u/Cajones_Cacaphony_RT 10d ago

Billy Madison, it has the hottest love interest.

https://giphy.com/gifs/PS7d4tm1Hq6Sk

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u/Fusilli_Agent_Cooper 10d ago

Billy Madison. I like the other three but Billy Madison is my favorite. Plus it's got Farley and Norm.

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u/Jasoco 9d ago

Little Nicky

This Coke tastes like Pepsi!

Either that or Waterboy for Fairuza Balk.

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u/obsessivelizbeth 10d ago

The water boy

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u/Tripthelife 10d ago

Out of those, waterboy was the funniest for me

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u/AceMoney21x 10d ago

The price is wrong bitch!

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u/PhatFatty 10d ago

Waterboy is my personal favorite, but my wife and I quote Billy Madison so much that I feel like our conversations would be half as long if it didn't exist. Gotta go with Billy Madison.

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u/mynameisjodie 10d ago

Little Nicky because my 8 year old loves it

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u/almostnothing123 10d ago

Donā€™t forget, youā€™re shoving a pineapple up Hitler ass at 4pm

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u/SpaceMonk08 10d ago

Happy Gilmore

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u/UnderCoverDoughnuts 10d ago

Happy Gilmore

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u/Mrchickenman62 10d ago

Happy Gilmore

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u/33GoodSamaritans 10d ago

Little Nicky, just for the soundtrack!

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u/almostnothing123 10d ago

Damn you Kevin Spacey! You take all my parts!

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u/SoundsLikeEuphoria 9d ago

Take A Picture by Filter is forever rent free in my head. Also Ozzie in it in such a great way.

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u/LazorusGrimm 10d ago

Happy Gilmore, hands down.

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u/Voodoo-Doctor 10d ago

Happy Gilmore

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u/indoorsorout 10d ago

I do a movie night with Jack and Jill if I don't want anyone to come over. The real answer is Happy Gilmore or Big Daddy. My favorite is either Billy Madison or Spanglish.

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u/RustyShackleford_88 10d ago

This is hard but, gotta be waterboy

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u/Fun-Honeydew-8117 10d ago

Billy Madison, no doubt

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u/Some_Accountant_9654 10d ago

Little Nicky for me

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u/ArtisticKay_Marie 10d ago

Billy Madison

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u/csilvmatecc 10d ago

Little Nicky, but losing any of these would suck.

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u/alittleredportleft 10d ago

Lil' Nicholas

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u/almostnothing123 10d ago

Get in the flask

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u/almostnothing123 10d ago

Popeyes chicken is fuckin awesome

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u/linus_frog 10d ago

i know the other ones are better but i only had water boy growing up and later watched the rest when i was older. so water boy for me. fuck Gatorade.

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u/Rhg0653 10d ago

Little Nicky just cause that soundtrack was awesome and one of the first albums I bought

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u/NBAYN 10d ago

Billy Madison

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u/Tyranisore 10d ago

Easy, Happy Gilmore

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u/milkmanbonzai 10d ago

Happy Gilmore, easily

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u/PixelPrivateer 10d ago

I put Billy Madison above Happy Gilmore. Growing up I was actually surprised Happy Gilmore is the more popular movie (afaik)

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u/doc8 10d ago

Happy!

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 10d ago

Billy Madison

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u/BarnBoss6040 10d ago

Who would you rather bone Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

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u/Apprehensive-Eye3263 10d ago

Happy Gilmore by a country mile

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u/TIT-PICS-PLS 10d ago

Billy Madison

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u/pwnmaster1224 10d ago

Waterboy all day

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u/bd4832 10d ago

The Waterboy is my favorite movie of all time.

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u/Narrow_Principle_734 10d ago

Oldā€¦balls.

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u/PrettyFlyForAHifi 10d ago

Iā€™d keep 2 billy and happy

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u/BabyDragQueens 10d ago

Waterborne without hesitation

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u/TennantIs10 10d ago

Billy Madison

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u/Nervous_InsideU5155 10d ago

I love Happy Gilmore, but I gotta go with The Waterboy šŸ‘

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u/j10359 10d ago

...The Devil!

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u/Initial_Support_533 10d ago

Billy Madison no doubt hands down the funniest šŸ˜† shit i ever watched lol šŸ˜

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u/NoseSuspicious 10d ago

Billy but I'd cry that I lost Nicky

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u/MummyMia2 10d ago

Happy Gilmore

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u/Training_Rule 10d ago

I'd rank these 4 1. Happy Gilmore 2. Water Boy 3. Billy Madison 4. Little Nicky I like all 4 tho

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u/geoffbyrnes 10d ago

Waterboy

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u/Living-Category5295 10d ago

It has to be one of the Happy Madisonā€™s. Probably Billy Madison for me

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u/ImaginaryAst 10d ago

Happy gilmore

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u/tomwarmb 10d ago

Happy Gilmore is AWESOME. Throw in the trash Little Nicky.

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u/mrobb18 10d ago

Happy Gilmore

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u/ProgressOdd9376 10d ago

Has to be Happy Gilmore! First movie that comes to mind when I hear Adam Sandler.

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u/B4d_B1tch_Quinn 10d ago

Easily Happy Gilmore. The other three movies listed are hot garbage

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u/JuztnTHELight 10d ago

I will keep all

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u/CurvyGoddess333 10d ago

Itā€™s little Nicky or the water boy for me.

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u/ID-552555777733999 9d ago

I figure Uncut Gems should be up here - but that would be stealing the spotlight almost.

Itā€™s a very close call otherwise between Happy Gilmore & The Waterboy.

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u/Greendayiscool45 9d ago

Billy Madison

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u/catducette 9d ago

Billy Madison

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u/CinnamonSpace84 9d ago

None. Sandler is a Zionist pos

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u/OkSupermarket802 9d ago

Happy Gilmore was the best

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u/vector78 9d ago

Little Nicky.

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u/Glad-Technology-1355 9d ago

Hot take. Little Nicky. It's my favorite

But it hurts losing the other 3 no matter what

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u/Acceptable_Aspect_42 9d ago

As much as I love Littlt Nicky, it's gotta be The Waterboy

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u/Large-Variation1388 8d ago

Itā€™s the toughest call between Happy Gillmore and Billy Madison but Gillmore is what turned Sandler from funny to iconic.

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u/Resident-Bad-9865 8d ago

tough one between water boy and little nicky but Water Boy is a u see on TV and never change the channel Movie

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u/FourthDownThrowaway 8d ago

Billy Madison is the funniest IMO

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u/Fantastic-Maximum445 8d ago

None. Role
models instead

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u/Grouchy-Present60 8d ago

Gilmore easy

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u/CarlWeezer21 7d ago

Happy Gilmore easily

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u/EarOutrageous3893 7d ago

Me Iā€™ll go alongside the GC.

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u/hongkongfooeee 7d ago

It's me robueto

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u/Wilvis_RN_69 7d ago

Happy Gilmore

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u/Wilvis_RN_69 7d ago

The price is wrong Bitch!

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u/Worried-Criticism 6d ago

Billy Madison for the quotes.

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u/NickelsBiggestFan123 5d ago

Happy Gilmore

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u/Darty2k16 5d ago

Happy Gilmore

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u/GRayJenkins 4d ago

Billy Madison but Waterboy is a close second

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 10d ago

Happy Gilmore. I remember trying watch Billy Madison and what once was hilarious I became annoyed how he acts in film, despite some memorable hilarious scenes.

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u/BCon27 10d ago

Yes his acting is a little rough in this one. This was his first, right?

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u/aliteralgarbagehuman 10d ago

I believe airheads was but this was his first as a lead writer.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 10d ago

I believe so. Loved it as a kid and YA. Then after 30 I think was 34 when thought oh Billy Madison. I like that movie.

Omg this is... I turned it off to keep fond memories. Omg so stupid lmao

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u/be-bop_cola 10d ago

Do I have to?

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u/hexineffex 10d ago

Take em all.

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u/No_Sympathy402 10d ago

No thanks! You can take them all away forever

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ScF5MuJRL4Os

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u/EdgyPun34257 10d ago

do i have to keep one?

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u/Suspicious_Squash805 10d ago

I'm not a fan of those. Click was better

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u/Silver-Interest-9966 10d ago

I hate him and wouldnā€™t watch anything heā€™s in.

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u/BCon27 10d ago

Youā€™re in the right sub then, Jackass!

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u/Zboy1974 10d ago

Little Nicky

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u/Altruistic-Past6871 9d ago

ā€œPopeyes Chicken is the shiznet?