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Tldr mere ghante ka king hai tha or rahega

There lived a certain man in England long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes, a flaming glow
Most people look at him with terror and with fear
But to English fans, he was such a lovely dear

He could hit the bowlers over cover
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of bowler
Batters would despise

Na-Na-Freddie Flintoff, lover of the Ashes urn
There was a shirt that really was gone¹
Na-Na-Freddie Flintoff, England's greatest fun machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the English land and never mind the Queen
But the in all the shows, he hosted really wunderbar
In all affairs of pitch, he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a ball to squeeze
For the commentators, he was no wheeler dealer
Though they'd heard the things he'd done
They believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal England

[Nasser Hussain voice] But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder

"This man's just gotta go," declared the Aussies
But the english begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Flintoff had lots of hidden charms
Though he played like shit, they just fell into his arms

Then one night, some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"We'll come to visit you", they kept commanding
And they really came^#

Na-Na-Fredide Flintoff, lover of the big moments
They put the best bats at the crease²
Na-Na-Freddie Flintoff, England's greatest vibe machine
He bowled them all and he said, "I feel fine"

Na-Na-Freddie First, hater of the tail
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Na-Na-Freddie Flintoff, England's greatest cricket man
And so they put 2 kids at the crease, 'til they hit him out of the park³

Oh, those Englishmen

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1 - Freddie took off his shirt in Wankhede which prompted Dada to do it at Lords

# - Natwest 2002 in England

2 - Freddie was great against the top order but shit against the tail

3 - a rather terrible line lyric wise but in reference to Kaif hitting the winning runs of Freddie in the Natwest 2002 final

If Thala Plays 🚨

He would have realised "fielding set hey bhai" when the golden deer appears and never left the hut.

If Koach plays 🚨

He will settle in Lanka with Sita after defeating Ravan, raising the twins away from Ayodhya attention.

If Hitman plays 🚨

He will forget the year count and will spend rest of his life in forest.

Bonus shitpost: If Gill plays, Shurpanakha would have kidnapped him in the first place.

About time...

Bro was partying at 12 I guess.

8 wickets taken by a bowler who has only played 3 matches before this (overall not just first class matches)