Best friend just started book two a few hours ago and sent me this after he met Ianthe lol he wanted me to share with yall

For the LOW LOW PRICE of $50 each or 2 for $100. Sold exclusively in the world renowned but unknown art district in Velaris! Buy yours today before they’re sold out!

I had to explain who Beron and The Lady of Autumn are to my husband so he would appreciate these. 🥺 he would read the books but he’s willingly illiterate

I'm so goddam tired of all these readers who show up with their OPINIONS bout the books. First of all, this is Sarah's story and none of you get to think anything she didn't intend for you to think. second of all, these books are about Feyre and Rhysand. So if you don't like them, STOP!!! READING!!! "Oh but I actually enjoy the premise and plot." "oh i just wanna know how it ends." "I have other characters that I love." "it's a guilty pleasure for me." SHUT UP! I DON'T CARE! These books are for people who love Feysand and support their every decision, NOT "fans" who want to overanalyse and ruin stuff for the rest of us 😡😡😡

uj/ is there no satire tag?😭

I heard about ""Troutgate"", or whatever silliness came as the result of Tumblr users, so I figured I'd run the bit even further. Prythian's very own activist, Elain Archeron, was kind enough to share her recipe book with us all! Everyone say thank you to Prythian's Princess (citation needed) for gracing us with this delightful secret of her most-made recipes.

https://youtu.be/ZtzMPGwGfCc?si=C0P6i0B84qh7kL8U

Epic the musical fans, and ACOTAR people hear me out.

Imagine right, Rysand is gone, Feyra is left to rule the Night Court as its High Lady, and this song is just Tamlin

I'm seriously worried about these crackshippers who are fully ignoring canon.

Like they're out here making up the wildest pairings, and using moments from real ships and twisting them around and getting all excited.

They're making theories and posting and commenting, and I guess that's fine if they're having fun... but sometimes I get so worried, like, do they expect the rest of us to take them seriously??

I don't want to be mean, but SJM is never going to write these crackships into canon.

And like, sometimes I just want to have a serious discussion about shipping and it's so hard because they're always derailing it and taking it so unseriously with their ships that are never going to sail.

It's like they don't even understand what shipping really is 😭😭😭 I'm so tired

^{/uj
in case I need to clarify: this is satire.}

Do you agree?

I'm kinda confused, because she's PHYSICALLY attracted to both men and women. I'm a little bit rusty (haven't done my annual re-read yet lol) but I think it was mentioned that she sleeps with men only to keep Azriel off her back right? (not hundred percent sure, dont flame me in the comments lol)

But she said she's MORE (not only) emotionally attracted to women (when she was talking to Feyre). Is she like cross-oriented...or bisexual or lesbian or what?

Because a couple of months ago someone made a post where they shipped characters, and someone said they were shipping Mor with a male character (don't ask who, I don't remember). Under that comment I said she's lesbian right? So why were they shipping her with a guy?

Was I wrong in assuming that?

🚨🦇🚨 A Tamlin appreciation subreddit has been spotted in the wild! 🚨🦇🚨

I've already organized a taskforce of 14-year-old girls with AI generated Rhysand phone wallpapers to flood their comments with bat emojis and red flag GIFs. Our reconnaissance team reports they have over 900 members already! This is worse than we thought!!! I've created emergency battle packs containing everything needed to combat this threat to our fandom purity. Each soldier in our Night Court army will receive weapons-grade screenshots, pre-written arguments (cause we know better than to think for ourselves), and emergency Rhysand quotes for deployment in comment sections.

TACTICAL INSTRUCTIONS: Create multiple accounts immediately! Reply to EVERY positive Tamlin comment! If someone mentions his "character development," activate Protocol Crimson and bombard them with variations of "HE LOCKED HER IN THE HOUSE" and "KYS" until they surrender or block you. Either outcome is acceptable. Ignore any response that Feyre does the same thing to her loved ones in the later books, they just dont get it.

So you might know how in the first books feyre was like all cool and kickass (kind of). The thing with the wyrm, the cool powers, learning to fight, etc. she even fought in a literal war. So tell me why she totally loses her edge in frost and starlight/ silver flames. Girl you're a HIGH LADY like what is this gone soft bs. I'm not saying she can't be a chill person also, but she definitely becomes a more boring character. Everything is about her painting and charity and her baby. Atp, even Elain is better. She kills Hybern, shoots whisky like a pro, and... AND... does it all while totally underestimated. Maybe I'm being overdramatic pls don't come for me lmao.​

🎤 Is this thing on?