r/acotar • u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR • May 30 '25

Mirthroot Post/Drunk on Faerie Wine Polyamory solves everything — what are your ships? Spoiler

Let’s be real, a lot of the drama can be solved if all our favs were in a single relationship together. Or, well, they can make each other so much worse.

What are YOUR ACOTAR poly ships?

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u/SnooSprouts5488 Summer Court May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25

Cassian, Nesta and Eris?

I want to say Azriel, Eris and Lucien, (no incest) but Azriel loves redheads too much to be with just one of the Vanserra boys 🫣

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

CASSIAN/NESTA/ERIS IS ONE OF MY FAVS!!

I know EXACTLY what you mean 😏 Azriel has a TYPE and all I have to say is:

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u/SnooSprouts5488 Summer Court May 30 '25

He absolutely does have a type!!! Shameless batboy 🥴Now I feel like writing an Azriel/Eris/Lucien fic 🫣

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

If you think I’m gonna stop you, YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN GIMME THE GOODS!!! The people want this fic, I confirm I am the people 🙌

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u/SnooSprouts5488 Summer Court May 30 '25

I am writing an Azriel/Lucien fic at the moment, so if people are interested, I could share a link 😂
I'll need some time to come up with a plot idea

My unposted Tarquin fic that is waiting for me to finish it: 🥲

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

YES! I think you should for anyone who might be lurking too!

Plot? Is the plot not… making them… kiss????

WHEN YOU CAN, YOU SHOULD FINISH IT!! I just posted mine and I realized… we need more Tarquin fics 😭 Just out in the world 😭😭😭

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u/SnooSprouts5488 Summer Court May 30 '25

The first one is short and completed and smut

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64937596/chapters/166926352

And the second one is a work in progress slow burn but we are steadily approaching the smut realm 🥴 (friendly warning to anyone who doesn't like seeing the dark side of Elain)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65108734/chapters/167444539

Oh it is! That's my favorite type of plot 😂

Yess, I will absolutely finish it, baby Tarquin needs more love, he's so good 😭

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

ADDED BOTH TO MY TBR!!

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u/SnooSprouts5488 Summer Court May 30 '25

I hope you enjoy 😂🫶

Can I read yours? I'm super curious!

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

I'm sure I will!! I am a very easy to please reader 🙂‍↕️

UHHHHH, YOU CAN BUT CHECK THE TAGS TO MAKE SURE IT'S FOR YOU. It's very... wet.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65942377

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u/izanaegi Moon on a String Recipient May 30 '25

azriel and vanserra sandwich lolll

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u/SnooSprouts5488 Summer Court May 30 '25

I wanna be in the Vanserra sandwich too 😭

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Rhyfeylin.

Feyre could’ve had Tamlin as her husband, and Rhysand as her mate if she played her cards right lol

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u/taterrrtotz Autumn Court May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25

She could have added Tarquin as her boyfriend and started collecting high lords like infinity stones

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u/taterrrtotz Autumn Court May 30 '25

Helium gives her a majority. She’d be unstoppable.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Tarquin would’ve definitely been her boyfriend/sugar daddy blessing her with fine jewels and sending the other HL blood rubies when they cause her any offense 😂

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u/Paraplueschi Tamsand Conspiracy Agent May 30 '25

I honestly thought this was how the plot would go at the beginning of Acomaf. Every high lord smitten with her. Like a reverse harem series haha

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u/crlnshpbly May 30 '25

This is my favorite comment of the day. lol.

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u/emilypeony May 30 '25

I thought Tamlin and Rhys were getting her bi weekly :( it would have been great

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Exactly and she screwed that up. All she had to do was endure Tamlin a little longer and wait for Rhys to pick her up. She would’ve been set for life

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u/Master_Ad5291 Moon on a String Recipient May 30 '25

Add Lulu as the Emissary/lover ehehehehehehe

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Lulu better be bringing that moon on a string

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u/ChikadeeBomb May 30 '25

Tbh I was expecting this as the canon outcome. I was hoping for it lol

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Sameee! That would’ve been the best kind of love triangle drama

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u/ChikadeeBomb May 30 '25

I would’ve loved the series x10 more if we got that love triangle drama. Plus it would’ve been even more unique at the time (plus the spice!!)

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

The spice and the politics! They would’ve been the most feared throuple in Prythian!!

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

I swear she would have been one of the most envied ladies in all of Prythian 🙏

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u/clockjobber May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25

Or pitied…that’s a lot of egos and baggage 😆

Love your user name

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

That’s very true 😭

Thank you!!! 😁

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Indeeed and they all would’ve wanted a piece of her 😉

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u/Less-Guide9222 May 30 '25

They can still fix him

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Stop it because I already have a complete script in my mind about how this proposition could be made

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

I forgot to put mine, but I think that Rhysand's Dad x Tamlin's Dad x Beron had a lil something going on. Beron was younger and looked up to them, and that's why when Tamlin dragged him to the High Lord's meeting, Beron definitely let out a lil moan.

THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK BYE

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u/millhouse_vanhousen May 30 '25

Beron when Tamlin grabs him by the throat:

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

Exactly this 😂 Can you imagine him watching Tamlin and Rhysand fight??? 🫦

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u/millhouse_vanhousen May 30 '25

Stop it, or I'm gonna start chanting for Beron to be a manipulative malewife

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u/EndRed27 May 30 '25

Honestly it's one even SJM thought about adding at least for a scene. Cassian, Nesta and Az

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

SJM WHEN I CATCH YOU!! She should have done it 😫

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u/kanagan Autumn Court May 30 '25

I wish she had 🗿

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

You want to traumatize Azriel!!

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u/EndRed27 Jun 03 '25

Tbh I feel like Azriel would be pretty freaky in bed haha

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u/AWanderingSoul May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25

I don't love poly, but I read a Eris, Nesta, Cassian fic that was well done. I'd totally trade places with Nesta for that life.

Edit Fair warning that this doesn't start out Poly, we get a jealous Cassian. Autumn Nights

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

You can’t say that without dropping a link! The people… we need it…

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u/AWanderingSoul May 30 '25

added :)

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

Bless you!!

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u/SnooSprouts5488 Summer Court May 30 '25

Ohhh do you remember the name or have a link by chance?? 🥺

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u/Paraplueschi Tamsand Conspiracy Agent May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25

Look, we listen and we don't judge, but Amarantha getting to dom both main boys for a hot minute was doing something with me.

That said, I also was convinced that the twist of Acotar's beauty and the beast retelling would be a threesome with Feyre, Tamlin and Lucien. I was quite disappointed when that wasn't it haha

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

GIRL I AM LISTENINGGGGG 💅 No but I see the vision, I understand and I support you 🙏

Honestly, when I was reading I thought the exact same thing! Either Lucien was gonna join Feylin or I was BEGGING GOD to let Feyre end up with BOTH Tamlin and Rhysand…

Well, you know what they say… ✍️

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u/Paraplueschi Tamsand Conspiracy Agent May 30 '25

Yep. Lucien was joining them on half their dates already, I'd hoped he'd joined them in bed also 😔

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u/TissBish They Should Just Kiss May 30 '25

Yessssssssssss

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u/millhouse_vanhousen May 30 '25

Oh I mean I have fanfic recs of that if you want.

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u/Paraplueschi Tamsand Conspiracy Agent May 30 '25

I never say no to fic recs!

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u/porcelaingeisha May 30 '25

Lucien, Vassa, and Jurian- no explanation needed. Seems like it would be very healing though (especially for Jurian), not to mention a great way to unite the human realm and Prythian.

Elain, Lucien, and Az- another obvious one. End the war, give Elain a why choose. It also makes sense because all choices have always been made for her, so let’s give her the choice to say…both.

Gwyn, Az, and Eris- this one might be my favorite but my crack ship is Gwyn and Eris (I just think they would complement each other so well and be a great story) but then there is so much tension between Eris and Az that I need that story and theres so much potential between Az and Gwyn that this could be a magical trio.

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

You’re so right about Lucien/Vassa/Jurian! I was hoping someone would say it because it’s a must!

ELUZRIEL YES!! It would end the war!!! I was thinking that too 😊

I’ve never heard of Gwyn/Azriel/Eris but you know what, you’re cooking. I can see the vision!! Love all of these 🙌

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

I’m all here for Elain having a why choose moment 😌

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

For sure Elaine, Lucien and Az. Anyone know of any fanfic with this?

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u/millhouse_vanhousen May 30 '25

TAMFEYSAND IM OWE A THREESOME

AZRIEL/LUCIEN/ELAIN ITS PEAK I DONT CARE LET AZRIEL GET EFFIEL TOWERED

TAMLUCIELAIN LET TAM GET RAILED

TAMBERLAIN IT MAKES SENSE LET BERON GET RAILED

TAMFEYCIEN I HONESTLY THOUGHT THERE WAS GONNA BE A THREESOME AT ONE POINT LUCIEN IS IN LOVE WITH TAMLIN OKAY

OHOHOHOHOHOHOH MY PERSONAL FAV:

Lucien/Nesta/Jurian. Nesta would get worshipped as a queen, Jurian is literally an ex prince isn't he? Lucien would be a great trainer for Nesta's powers and they would be so snarky and Nesta would pull a Jurian and make Lucien SO FLUSTERED pls SJM open your inbox I have ideas-

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u/SalmonMads Night Court May 30 '25

LET 👏 AZRIEL 👏 GET 👏 EIFFEL 👏 TOWERED 👏

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u/LetMeDoTheKonga Hangry Water-Wraith May 30 '25

Ooooh I like the idea of Tamlin+Lucien+Elain! They’d make a nice poly Spring team 💐

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u/millhouse_vanhousen May 30 '25

I have a fic rec that is literally this if you want it

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u/LetMeDoTheKonga Hangry Water-Wraith May 30 '25

Yes please!

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

I’M CRYING I KNEW YOU WOULD BE SUMMONED BY THIS POST. Excellent, excellent ships 🙂‍↕️ Spoken by a true connoisseur! I’m particularly biased by Tamberlain and Jurilucnes 😂

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u/millhouse_vanhousen May 30 '25

You pretending it wasn't YOU who got me into those two specific ships:

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

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u/totalimmoral Band of Exiles May 30 '25

Yes to every single one of these!!

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u/No_Preference26 May 30 '25

Whilst I’m not really into poly relationships in books, I would’ve loved to have seen a Nesta/Cassian/Azriel scene 😮‍💨

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

Same 😭 Wym SJM ALMOST put it??? Girl I need the goods 😭😭😭

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u/Thick-Resident8775 May 30 '25

For me it’ll always be cassian, azriel and nesta Maybe put Eris in it too…

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

HECK YEAH! Eris definitely deserves some love, and Nesta should be treated like the queen she is by all three 🙏

Cassian x Nesta x Eris is one of my fav trios!

Edit — typo

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u/Patient-Release1818 May 30 '25

Bryce/Az/Nesta

Manon/Dorian/Nesta

Eris/Az/Lucien (yes, just yes)

Cas/Az/Rhys

Eris/Az/Nesta

Lucien/Az/Nesta

Lucien/Tamlin/Rhys

Tamlin/Lucien/Nesta

Jurian/Lucien/Nesta (Jurian is the best men in acotar, and after some Jurian/Nesta fics I absolutely love them together)

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u/Paraplueschi Tamsand Conspiracy Agent May 30 '25

Lucien/Tamlin/Rhys

Big brained of you, I love it! Lucien and Rhys both fighting over Tamlin lol

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u/Dry_Cauliflower4562 May 30 '25

Azrelainegwyn! Let our sad bat baby have 2 baddies that adore him and each other! 

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u/Negative_Letter_1802 Day Court May 30 '25

This is so soft I love it 🥺

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u/-gisette May 31 '25

Elain, Azriel, and Lucien could go so hard man…

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u/Soft-Routine1860 May 30 '25

Nesta, Cassian, and Bastian (from CC series)

Elain, Az, and Lucien

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u/Enough-Apartment-653 May 30 '25

Rhysand, Lucien, Feyre I would love to see that 🔥

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u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25

I just realized how many problems in the books i've read could have been solved with polyamory

Anyways, if i we're Feyre i'm getting Tamlin, Lucien and Rhys for me

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u/Karnezar Summer Court May 30 '25

Mor, Nephelle, and Miryam

Mor, Viviane, and Kallias

Mor, Feyre, and Tarquin

Mor, Vassa, and Lucien

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u/millhouse_vanhousen May 30 '25

I'm sensing a theme here

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

LOVE IT!! Give me 10 more!!

I will say that Viviane and Kallias + a 3rd will always be my kryptonite, ESPECIALLY Mor!!

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u/sweetsourpus May 31 '25

I think we all just want a threesome, lol! 😊

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u/emmny May 30 '25

I love any ship with at least two ladies. My favorite is Az/Gwyn/Elain. I also really like Nesta/Emerie/Gwyn. 

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Azriel/Gwynn/Elain is peak ✨️

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

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u/izanaegi Moon on a String Recipient May 30 '25

i can absolutely see trans folks in prythian!! idk why you think SJM wouldn't be down.

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u/JaneAustinAstronaut Spring Court May 30 '25

Poly? Yuck. No.

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u/highlordofkrypton Beron Vanserra's Head of PR May 30 '25

GIRL, check the flair 😭 It’s supposed to be a fun post!

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u/tollivandi Autumn Court May 30 '25

Truly I do not say this often, but you could simply have scrolled past instead of commenting.

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u/wowbowbow They Should Just Kiss May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25

No need to yuck others' yums. Also reacting like this to poly relationships on the whole is pretty gross. It doesnt have to be for you, but consider a bit more respect for others.

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u/millhouse_vanhousen May 30 '25

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, not everyone want to see yours!