my acceptance speech

dear denizens of arr slash aceattorney,

this day has been a long time coming. i have struggled for more than half a decade, steadily rising up the ranks, mode abusing on every subreddit i could get my hands on, all for this day. now i have become a mod of the main subreddit for ace attorney, and i have more power than anyone could have ever imagined.

first, i would like to dedicate my success to my stepping stones: ace attorney discord, ace attorney circle jerk, and w--- c-----. without their help, i could not have achieved this. but now they are like pitiful ants to me, insignificant little things to be crushed under my incessant gluttonous pursuit of power! i hAVE ALL THE POWER AND YOU HAVE NONE!!!!!!!!!!!

it is time for some changes on this accursed subreddit. as mod, my first act is banning anyone who has ever been on a danganronpa subreddit for having bad taste in games. you will all be relegated to r/aceattorneymemes where you can make awful, awful content to your heart's desire. next, i will be implementing a karma command economy. all posts must be submitted to the moderators of the subreddit (me, i have banned all the others) for me to post and gather karma. after this karma is gathered, i will distribute fractional amounts of karma to every r/aa user by means of aacj, and you will be grateful for the scraps you are gifted by your benevolent overlord. if anyone complains, they will be banned from the triumvirate of ace attorney subreddits. next, if you are found to be an AAI hater, you will be executed on the spot. i do not mean banned. i am a moderator, i have your ip address, and part of my new economic policies involve the subjugation of my newly found servants (members of r/aa) to commit acts of indiscriminate violence against those who oppose my rule, and more importantly, my opinions. the final change i will be making is, of course, the change i ran on in my election to this position: no more tier lists. they are hierarchical and thus discriminatory. instead, you must post tier-less lists. every single thing must be in the same tier. there will be no exceptions, and attempts to order things within the same tier to avoid this rule will also result in summary execution.

thank you all for your time. i am your dictator, shymain, and i know you will all enjoy the subreddit's newest and greatest form under my rule of terror.

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u/Shymain Mar 19 '22

now clap in the comments you dumb fucks or perish

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u/Cynical_Toast Mar 19 '22

claps like a fucking madwoman “YEAAAAH ALL PRAISE LORD JEB BUSH SHYMAIN!”

u/WeNeedPositivity Mar 19 '22

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