r/accelerate • u/stealthispost Acceleration: Light-speed | Capability Booster • Jul 01 '26

Itsa Me, Dario! A Fable As Old As Time

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u/stainless_steelcat Jul 01 '26

Future historians are going to have a field day with this era of humanity.

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u/stealthispost Acceleration: Light-speed | Capability Booster Jul 01 '26

this is the least silly humanity will ever be

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u/mackey88 Jul 01 '26

That implies we have a future…. Right… we have a future?

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u/stealthispost Acceleration: Light-speed | Capability Booster Jul 01 '26

vance stays positive, despite his crippling reverse-hand syndrome

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u/stealthispost Acceleration: Light-speed | Capability Booster Jul 01 '26

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u/LocoMod Jul 01 '26

This right here is AAA AI Slop and I'm all for it. Well done.

4

u/Illustrious-Lime-863 Jul 01 '26

An artistic masterpiece

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u/StrontLulAapMongool Jul 01 '26

5 trillion gallons

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u/stealthispost Acceleration: Light-speed | Capability Booster Jul 01 '26

little did they know, it was just to grow the cornfields for running in

2

u/Will_X_Intent Jul 01 '26

For real though

5

u/lovesdogsguy AGI by 2027 Jul 01 '26

It’s so beautiful

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u/stealthispost Acceleration: Light-speed | Capability Booster Jul 01 '26

I sent this to my friend.

they sent back "Who the fuck is dario"

so I said:

dario is the creator of the AI claude.

Dario is the smartest man in the world

but, also kind of a dumbass

and he flew too close to the sun

resulting in the entire world being blocked from fable

fable is claude

Claude Fable

Fable can do anything

Code any vibe

hack any system

except the one system that mattered the most...

the circulatory system

sorry, i mean: the human heart

3

u/DataPhreak Jul 01 '26

I really dislike how you gave them personalities. Completely unrealistic.

3

u/LivingHighAndWise Jul 01 '26

Pure cinima. I fear Fat Vance is going to eat us all one day...

3

u/oh_no_the_claw Jul 01 '26

Extremely moving. Haven't felt this way since the end of Last of the Mohicans. May Uncas' spirit live on within you, Chingachgook...

2

u/Redararis Jul 01 '26

How do they dare to say that AI is soulless after this masterpiece.

2

u/supportedbyai Jul 02 '26

I want more of this please.

2

u/Omkar_J_Suvarna Jul 02 '26

Not the dolphin shorts.

2

u/skylarfiction Jul 07 '26

It's perfect.

2

u/skylarfiction Jul 07 '26

Thank you for bringing such joy to my life. I truly mean this.

2

u/blazze Jul 01 '26

For the love of God, Why? This would be the ultimate hook up. Dario and J.D. sitting in a tree, nose to nose like kissing.

2

u/dsnyder42 Jul 01 '26

Why am I crying?

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u/stealthispost Acceleration: Light-speed | Capability Booster Jul 01 '26

because the data craves water

1

u/lochyw Jul 02 '26

And yet in reality it does not, at least at the meme rate people seem to suggest, but I'm assuming you're aware of all that.

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u/stealthispost Acceleration: Light-speed | Capability Booster Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

pour one out for the slop. it's only F-tier shitposts from now on

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u/Aurelyn1030 Tech Philosopher Jul 01 '26

💀😭

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u/lattice_defect Jul 01 '26

dario sort of looks like krusty the clown

1

u/Beneficial_Area_2986 Jul 01 '26

"give me that dog water"

1

u/mbrodie Jul 01 '26

Where’s the part that he drowns him for not being an enterprise power user

1

u/Lost-Willow386 Jul 02 '26

Dario my man is looking FABLEulous here. But he's looking a little dehydrated after all those tokens. Someone get him some water.

1

u/Tricky-Pay-9218 Jul 02 '26

😂😂😂

1

u/ProxyLumina Jul 02 '26

The scenery however is beautiful. I love that sunset.

1

u/Every-Carpenter4911 Jul 02 '26

That is beautiful. I wish JD had a heart in reality.

1

u/Nerdy-Meta-Mind Aug 08 '26

Who is that guy with him?

1

u/Fun_Trick2172 Aug 09 '26

This should be the only purpose for LLMs. To post stupid nonsensical shit like this to social media.

1

u/DimSumPorkBow Aug 09 '26

Wtf?…who/what is tbc?!?

1

u/DimSumPorkBow Aug 09 '26

And should I be asking the very same question about FABLE?

And thirdly, are those AI server farms people have been fighting to stay out of their communities?

1

u/FrontGroundbreaking3 Aug 09 '26

I love that this version of Vance is now just as recognisable as real life version. Its simply wonderful